on a dairy. I'm gonna be a Milker. I never worked on a dairy before so I'm getting minimum wage for the first week while I'm being trained/evaluated. If I can hack it I will get Salery + my own place on the Dairy for free. I start at 2.....

Damn, thats a sweet deal bro. So basically you'll be able to live for free while making money? Can't beat that. Wheres the dairy at? Like is it in the same area you currently live?

Yeah, its down the road from where I live now.......

Awesome! Congratulations Kaps!

Happy jerking?




;)

that's good for when it rains. go dig up some cow **** and make some extra $$$

your gonna be milking milk dicks!!!

HAHAHAH

Pwned by L1FE

Its done by machines now.....

your gonna be milking milk dicks!!!

HAHAHAH

Pwned by L1FE

HAHA! machines or not, that still made me laugh :laugh1:

Congrats Kaps...


Worjing with voluptuous (?) cows...hhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...what a wet dream...

cheater!!! i'ma go tell the sheeps

When's the best time to milk a cow?

When she's in the moooood.

lol.. then if she doesn't want to give you any milk, you can call 'er a *******. Bad jokes, sorry, lol.

Seriously, congrat kaps. A free place to stay is good ****. Makes it easier to save.

cheater!!! i'ma go tell the sheeps

eeeee...mmmmmm.... :damnit:

eeeee...mmmmmm.... :damnit:


I'm going to report you to these people.

http://www.aldf.org/

I don't care, I LOVE animals!!!...

Yes, but you're not supposed to 'make love' with them.

no way! that's what sheep****er does best!!

Make the animal-love is an art!!...

Man charged in farmyard romp with pig

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Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.

They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.

"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.

The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.

Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.

Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.

Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.

P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.

Poor P-Pie. ****ing bastard!!!!

P-Pie was begging for it

At the end of my shift the guy who I was replacing came back and got his job back, thats the breaks........

the ****??? dude are you serious? so they hire you for one day and then bring back the same ****head that just got 86'd?? that's ****ed man. go have a beer.

The guy didnt get fired, he quit. I have no experiance cept my shift today, that guy had mucho experianco so I can understand why. No biggy....

Congrats Kaps!

LOL @ Blue not reading the whole thread......

Wo....That blows man. Tough break.

HAHA!!! dumb blue.

At the end of my shift the guy who I was replacing came back and got his job back, thats the breaks........

Oh, that sucks Kaps. I hope you at least got a free glass of milk...

I hate milk, but despite 3 showers I still smell like cow........

How can you hate milk? I have at least 2 large glasses a day.

half a gallon per day minimum over here.

milk is awesome. I am 22 years old and I still drink chocolate milk.

i drank chocolate milk habitually until i was about 24. that's when i discovered how much white russians tasted just like it.

Chocolate Milk and White russians do rule ass. But I can't drink regular white milk by its self without projectile vomit soon fallowing........