View Full Version : I wish I could kill people that sent chain letters/e-mails


Fallout
11-14-2004, 06:32 PM
The next person that sends me an e-mail saying that I need to send this to 10 people in the next hour or I will get bad luck for 7 years will get stabbed in the eyes.

Who are the *******s that actually send these things? A bunch of ****ing retards, thats who. I'd rather get an mailbox full of spam than these ****ing useless pieces of ****. If you have ever sent a chain letter or e-mail go into the next room, find a gun and blow your brains out. Don't stop to think, don't say goodbye to anyone, don't even wait for the mp3 to finish. Just go in there, and kill yourself. If you don't, you will have bad luck for the next 7 years.

Purity
11-14-2004, 06:37 PM
you got that stabbed in the eyes gig from carlin. BOOM! caught.

Fallout
11-14-2004, 08:59 PM
Whats wrong with stabbing someone in the eyes? I don't think that wasn't excatly the point of my post Tony.

Purity
11-14-2004, 09:06 PM
whatever

realkaps
11-14-2004, 09:14 PM
I just send them back too the person who sent it 10 times......

Fallout
11-14-2004, 10:03 PM
whatever

What, are you a woman now? Why don't you just tell me you are "fine".

Fallout
11-14-2004, 10:04 PM
I just send them back too the person who sent it 10 times......

Thats a good idea, I think I will next time.

Curly Howard
11-14-2004, 10:19 PM
An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgment day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light you must die.

Forgotten children, conform a new faith,
Avidity and lust controlled by hate.
[The] Never ending search for your shattered sanity,
Souls of Damnation in their own reality.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive habitat.

Bastard sons beget your cunting daughters,
Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers.
Engreat souls condemned for [all] eternity,
Sustained by immoral observance a domineering deity.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive sabbath.

On and on, south of heaven

Squezze
11-14-2004, 10:25 PM
I think every thread should have a little Slayer in it.

DOGGx0
11-15-2004, 11:28 AM
I think every thread should have a little Slayer in it.
Yeah, and if the thread sucks, it needs to have Master P in it. BOOM!

HockeyFighter
11-15-2004, 11:57 PM
According to how they work I have about 3483982394839 years of bad luck added up. I have never, not once ever, never, ever, sent on a chain letter. The ones that really anger me are the ones that are tell a story and then say something to the effect of "to see what happened to the guy send this to 7 people in the next 10 minutes". Yeah, well I have never seen what happened to the guy because I have sent it to 0 people in 21 years.

Shaolin Bushido
11-18-2004, 05:26 PM
The next person that sends me an e-mail saying that I need to send this to 10 people in the next hour or I will get bad luck for 7 years will get stabbed in the eyes.

Who are the *******s that actually send these things? A bunch of ****ing retards, thats who. I'd rather get an mailbox full of spam than these ****ing useless pieces of ****. If you have ever sent a chain letter or e-mail go into the next room, find a gun and blow your brains out. Don't stop to think, don't say goodbye to anyone, don't even wait for the mp3 to finish. Just go in there, and kill yourself. If you don't, you will have bad luck for the next 7 years.















i sent that e-mail, Creed.

I'M SORRY, BUT I WAS TRYIN TO DO GOOOOOOD! I JUST WANTED TO HELP MANKIND!!!11!1!!!!111111

DON'T MAKE ME KILL MYSELF OR HAVE BAD LUCK; I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYY!!!1!111



















*Peeks thru arms and fake tears before farting and quickly vacating the area, while fanning*

Curly Howard
11-18-2004, 05:27 PM
fanning farts........ good times

Fallout
11-18-2004, 05:27 PM
Nah, I know it wasn't really you. All the e-mails I get from you have pictures of you in a french maids outfit attached. BTW, nice ass.

Shaolin Bushido
11-18-2004, 05:57 PM
Nah, I know it wasn't really you. All the e-mails I get from you have pictures of you in a french maids outfit attached. BTW, nice ass.
Hehhehheh, who you like between Shane and Winky? I think we've met.

Thanx btw, I'm much more proud of my calves though.

realkaps
11-18-2004, 11:51 PM
Winky....

Fallout
11-19-2004, 10:44 AM
Hehhehheh, who you like between Shane and Winky? I think we've met.

Thanx btw, I'm much more proud of my calves though.

Winky is gonna beat him, AGAIN.

Shaolin Bushido
11-20-2004, 12:30 AM
Winky is gonna beat him, AGAIN.
I honestly can't dispute that. I'm just a fan and pulling for Shane anyway. I'm no expert like a lot of guys think they are.

Fallout
11-20-2004, 12:36 AM
I honestly can't dispute that. I'm just a fan and pulling for Shane anyway. I'm no expert like a lot of guys think they are.

Don't tell anyone this, but I am no expert. I just like to sound important.

Shaolin Bushido
11-20-2004, 01:19 AM
Don't tell anyone this, but I am no expert. I just like to sound important.
Nah, y'know how some guys on OTHER forums like to pose. Not saying they're not knowledgeable but ....

Fallout
11-20-2004, 01:21 AM
Nah, y'know how some guys on OTHER forums like to pose. Not saying they're not knowledgeable but ....

I think some people on other forums are knowledgeable, they just try and ignore thier love of a good brawl, and look down on thoses of us that do.

Shaolin Bushido
11-20-2004, 02:01 AM
I think some people on other forums are knowledgeable, they just try and ignore thier love of a good brawl, and look down on thoses of us that do.
Yeah, they're "elitists". That's the word I was thinking of. Sorta snobby.