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nickeboy
11-12-2004, 08:47 AM
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey - I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Curly Howard
11-14-2004, 01:08 AM
racist

Shaolin Bushido
11-14-2004, 01:24 AM
I understood that fine. What's the point?

Shaolin Bushido
11-14-2004, 01:25 AM
.... and that's a REAL good lookin ass in your av, dude.

Curly Howard
11-14-2004, 01:25 AM
thanks

Shaolin Bushido
11-14-2004, 01:45 AM
thanks
DOH! Not you, silly.

neils7147933
11-18-2006, 07:50 AM
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey - I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.


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THE REAL NINJA
11-18-2006, 08:08 AM
Hotel = got all up in dat hotel = ho tail
Iraq = they threw iraq so iran = a rock so i ran
discrete = I walked across discrete = the street

angelo_dundee
11-18-2006, 09:50 AM
That is actually the standard of work in the ghetto's. Not that I've ever been near one, the idea repulses me, but from IQ tests reports.

NJFighter91
11-18-2006, 12:05 PM
thats funny