if that sack of **** keeps me up one more time. i dont know where you are or even WHO you are because i've never met you. all i know is that you're stupid enough to leave this loud yapping sack of **** home to keep this entire neighborhood up during all hours of the night while you're away spending precious time doing whatever the **** you deem important as the rest of us ponder what devious methods of torture we may imply to gradually end the life of canine ****bag of a howl.
pop this one off one more time and i promise you that muther****er is a corpse. and please feel free to take this up with me personnaly for any future reference. my name is tony soto and i am at 2641. don't **** with my sleep ever again muther****er.


copied and pasted from the word doc that i just left on this *******'s doorstep at a convenient 12:57 am evening. gawd i hate people.

Great. So if the dog dies you left a signed confession. Well done.

I'd hit it...

Murder the idiot, not the dog :)

call animal control next time.....sets a pattern and his dog can be taken away for neglect or he could get a ticket for having a noise nuisance.

all i know is that you're stupid enough to leave this loud yapping sack of **** home to keep this entire neighborhood up during all hours of the night while you're away spending precious time doing whatever the **** you deem important as the rest of us ponder what devious methods of torture we may imply to gradually end the life of canine ****bag of a howl.


biggest run-on sentence ever.

eat ****

die.

yer comin with me.

So, you begin your note saying: "I don't know where you are or even who you are" and then you drop the note right at his door.... ?

i tried knocking and nobody was home. so 'where you are' is in reference to where the dude is at that particular moment, not where he lives.

Not too smart to threaten to kill someone's dog and then leave your address.

Dumbass.

**** you, **** you, **** you,
you cool,
**** you, **** you, and **** you.

hi

**** you, **** you, **** you,
you cool,
**** you, **** you, and **** you.

get it right.. it's

**** you, **** you, **** you, you cool, **** you, i'm out.

Kitty just made Purity run naked backwards thru a corn field

Pwn3d!

You killed my dog, B! You killed killa, B!

Kitty just made Purity run naked backwards thru a corn field

the ****??

the ****??

Something else from Half Baked. Basicly, she stuck her e-**** in your ass.

oh ok.




well **** her anyways.

the ****??

you have smoked yourself retarded.

pipe it woo-man

Murder the idiot, not the dog :)
.... because I will be forced to seek vengeance on the dog's behalf. Nothing personal. Just business.

LOL! Wut? :banana:

i vaguely remember that dog didn't bark much after that night.

all critiques aside I thoroughly enjoyed this post

Awesomeness... I miss these ****ers.

if that sack of **** keeps me up one more time. i dont know where you are or even WHO you are because i've never met you. all i know is that you're stupid enough to leave this loud yapping sack of **** home to keep this entire neighborhood up during all hours of the night while you're away spending precious time doing whatever the **** you deem important as the rest of us ponder what devious methods of torture we may imply to gradually end the life of canine ****bag of a howl.
pop this one off one more time and i promise you that muther****er is a corpse. and please feel free to take this up with me personnaly for any future reference. my name is tony soto and i am at 2641. don't **** with my sleep ever again muther****er.


copied and pasted from the word doc that i just left on this *******'s doorstep at a convenient 12:57 am evening. gawd i hate people.

I've had that same problem when I lived in Hollywood. Stupid fuks would leave their damn dog in the apt. all day and those little bags of **** just bark all fuking day.

If I had a gun at the time I mightve exectuted the llitte fukers!!!

Good job maing.

Keep us posted.