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Creed vs. Purity round 93483494984

By David Ljunggren

OTTAWA (Reuters) - The number of U.S. citizens visiting Canada's main immigration Web site has shot up six-fold as Americans flirt with the idea of abandoning their homeland after President Bush (news - web sites)'s election win this week.



"When we looked at the first day after the election, Nov. 3, our Web site hit a new high, almost double the previous record high," immigration ministry spokeswoman Maria Iadinardi said on Friday.


On an average day some 20,000 people in the United States log onto the Web site, www.cic.gc.ca -- a figure which rocketed to 115,016 on Wednesday. The number of U.S. visits settled down to 65,803 on Thursday, still well above the norm.


Bush's victory sparked speculation that disconsolate Democrats and others might decide to start a new life in Canada, a land that tilts more to the left than the United States.


Would-be immigrants to Canada can apply to become permanent resident, a process that often takes a year. The other main way to move north on a long-term basis is to find a job, which requires a work permit.


But please spare the sob stories.


Asked whether an applicant would be looked upon more sympathetically if they claimed to be a sad Democrat seeking to escape four more years of Bush, Iadinardi replied: "There would be no weight given to statements of feelings."


Canada is one of the few major nations with an large-scale immigration policy. Ottawa is seeking to attract between 220,000 and 240,000 newcomers next year.


"Let's face it, we have a population of a little over 32 million and we definitely need permanent residents to come to Canada," said Iadinardi. "If we could meet (the 2005) target and go above it, the more the merrier."


But right now it is too early to say whether the increased interest will result in more applications.


"There is no unusual activity occurring at our visa missions (in the United States). Having someone who intends to come to Canada is not the same as someone actually putting in an application," said Iadinardi.


"We'll only find out whether there has been an increase in applications in six months."


The waiting time to become a citizen is shorter for people married to Canadians, which prompted the birth of a satirical Web site called www.marryanamerican.ca.


The idea of increased immigration by unhappy Americans is triggering some amusement in Canada. Commentator Thane Burnett of the Ottawa Sun newspaper wrote a tongue-in-cheek guide to would-be new citizens on Friday.


"As Canadians, you'll have to learn to embrace and use all the products and culture of Americans, while bad-mouthing their way of life," he said.

"As Canadians, you'll have to learn to embrace and use all the products and culture of Americans, while bad-mouthing their way of life," he said.


this part kills me

****ing american coming to my home and trying to steal our jobs.

hahahahahaha

thats awesome.

God knows I wouldn't mind some Canadian *****, but there is no ****ing way I would live up there. Too cold for the brown brothas.

brown power my friend.


I know a few west indian guys here

plus theirs no snow on the ground right now.

don't flatter yerselves when the only other near hippy alternative is mexico.

Let em go....

God knows I wouldn't mind some Canadian *****, but there is no ****ing way I would live up there. Too cold for the brown brothas.

Dude, you're white as ****!

brown power my friend.


I know a few west indian guys here

plus theirs no snow on the ground right now.


No snow on the ground here either. It rules.

Dude, you're white as ****!


since when was "****" white?

since when was "****" white?

Since ****=you.

No I=****ing you're women

You're = You are....

You're = You are....


HAHAHHAAA!

****ing american coming to my home and trying to steal our jobs.
Well it is easier to take some people's jobs than others. What do you do?

Please. Don't say student. You don't HAVE a job!

It's going to be miserable living in America knowing I voted to unseat that ignoramus but witnessing him ruin American's live and the lives of people all around the world.

Well it is easier to take some people's jobs than others. What do you do?

Please. Don't say student. You don't HAVE a job!

HA! only 2 posts and he already knows that gman's a loser!! :owned:

I'm pretty intuitive to be a noob.

I'm a numbskull of a vet though.

Canada is a paradise, join me Curly.

Seriously bro, what is the "warm" part of Canada? Surely, there's a part that's not frozen year round! Perhaps on the west coast.

The west coast is alright. Southern Ontario isn't that bad ethier. In fact, Buffalo and Green Bay get more snow than my town does because they are on the south side of the lake.

Seriously bro, what is the "warm" part of Canada? Surely, there's a part that's not frozen year round! Perhaps on the west coast.


The main reason why I will shoot any Americans on sight if they step into my homeland.

Except if they are attractive women. Then they can join my coven.

At one point in my life I actually wanted to stay up in Canada in the northern territories in a cabin and just chill for a few months. Hunt and fish for food and see if I can make it on my own.......


but I bought a Camaro instead.

The main reason why I will shoot any Americans on sight if they step into my homeland.
Stop it. You're scaring me. Besides, you don't really want to start shooting with me. It's as much a way of life here as hockey is there.

Hey, "way of life" ... shooting. Get it?

The force is strong in this n00b.

Good evening, ladies.

At one point in my life I actually wanted to stay up in Canada in the northern territories in a cabin and just chill for a few months. Hunt and fish for food and see if I can make it on my own.......


but I bought a Camaro instead.

now THAT is a real man. :notworthy

i was actually thinkin of gettin a stingray in a few months.

Hell, I wouldn't even wanna live up in the territories. **** that. You might as well live in a deep freeze.

I wanna go to Quebec; I heard it's beautiful and they are smart enough to realize that they don't wanna be part of Canaduh.

I wanna go to Quebec; I heard it's beautiful and they are smart enough to realize that they don't wanna be part of Canaduh.


51% of them wanna be part of Canada. If that's good enough to elect George Bush, then it's good enough to keep their asses in Canada.

And as far as them "leaving Canada", they wanted independance BUT, still wanted o use Canada's money, Canada's highways, use the Canadian military, and Canadian police force.

So it was like a kid moving out of his parent's house, but coming over to eat all their food, and spend all their money. **** the Quebec seperatists. I **** on their whiney asses.

Canadian Military is the oxymoron of the day, kids.

Brought to you by the letter R

Canadian Military is the oxymoron of the day, kids.

Brought to you by the letter R


No matter how ****ty, we've got a military. My old man was in the Canadian Navy.

Your attempts to mock Canada are failing. Everybody knows Canada is a much cooler country than the US. Lax pot laws and topless women in Ontario are two reasons why we are much cooler.

Don't forget the balls to the wall strip joints.

Don't forget the balls to the wall strip joints.


Oh yeah. Can't forget that. Mad snatch.

I am bored my canuck friend. You know that I have mad love for Canananada deep inside.

I am bored my canuck friend. You know that I have mad love for Canananada deep inside.


Give me a hug.

I like your country, but not you... You don't get ****.

Carry on.

:grouphug:

I don't like people in Jebusland either.

I like your country, but not you... You don't get ****.

Carry on.

quite the opposite here! i like squezze but canada blows.

I don't like people in Jebusland either.


DOn't fear us..........Join Us

now THAT is a real man. :notworthy

i was actually thinkin of gettin a stingray in a few months.



Vetts rule!!

I miss my hot rods. I never had a vette but I've had some great cars and trucks..

54 1/2 chevy truck
84 Camaro
72 Torino
76 international harvester jeep
69 chevy truck
68 ford galaxy

All I have now is the Caddi....

you know what this thread needs curly? MAD pics of American hot rods, cars, & trucks.

http://flamin.indweb.hu/60-70/nagy-pics/63-chevy-corvette-stingray-01.jpg


i feel better now

I'd hit it

http://members.chello.nl/a.stamps1/nissan%20skyline.jpg

oh ****!!! foreign car invasion!! QUICK- someone go grab a ****in Pantera!!

Is that one of the transformers????????

It's soundwave isn't it?

I went to a car show on Saturday and saw that my old Community Service supervisor had entered his mustang. It was lovely running into him with my family that doesn't know I did community service.

now THAT is a real man. :notworthy

i was actually thinkin of gettin a stingray in a few months.

*cough****inyuppiecough*

http://home.nikocity.de/mmd/alfa/files/assen2000/gallery_1/1-10_de%20tomaso%20pantera%20rear.jpg


here's another kick ass pantera:

http://www.kanged.com/pantera/images/pantera%20-%20showdown%20-%20front.jpg

http://alanhorvath.com/54chevy/chevypics/ride_home.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/a.stamps1/nissan%20skyline.jpg


:werd:

*cough****inyuppiecough*

*coughmyentirefistupyer*******cough*

http://www.geocities.com/allgt3/pics/Celica_GT_Four.jpg

http://www.autoliefhebber.com/Nieuws/SUBARU/Subaru%20Impreza%20WRX%20STi%20WR1/Impreza%20WRX%20STi%20WR1A_jpg.jpg
http://www.autoliefhebber.com/Nieuws/SUBARU/Subaru%20Impreza%20WRX%20STi%20WR1/Impreza%20WRX%20STi%20WR1B_jpg.jpg

*coughmyentirefistupyer*******cough*

you would like that, wouldn't you

you would like that, wouldn't you

eeyup

http://www.moto-station.com/uploads/62_normal.jpg

http://www.broadroom.com/resources/toyotasupra/images/thumbnails/toyota_supra_20.jpg
http://www.broadroom.com/resources/toyotasupra/images/thumbnails/toyota_supra_26.jpg

http://www.usedminichoppers.com/minichop13.jpg

http://www.cmgonline.com/bikes/models/Honda/CBR1000RR/2004/launch/BigP/CBR_1000_right_side_bg.jpg
So beautiful it hurts.

http://www.mrtoys.com/radioflyer/pics/classic_34_red_tricycle.jpg

mmm i'm savin up for this one..

i gotta admit....that supra is damn ****in nice...

oh well. here's some social D
http://home.arcor.de/stille/socialdistortion/Social_Distortion_19.JPG

I Win!!!!!!!

http://endor.hsutx.edu/~locutus/carshow/large/buick-grand-national.jpg

http://www.cds4kids.com/drvin/buick_grand_national.jpg

http://www.westcoastwebdesign.ca/mike_large.jpg

BOOM!!

http://www.dragers.com/dgc2920/DSCN4130_lg.jpg

no grand national...

http://movieshop.ru/catalog/people/000100/000153/i.jpg

Con-Air was a good movie.

Yes Grand National

Con-Air was a good movie.

only because of steve. it woulda been 10X better if jesse james was nick cage's roll.

jesse james = poop.

I WIN. BWAHAHAHAHA.

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/11/web/227000-227999/227100_1_full.jpg

jesse james = poop.

:banghead:

wait for it.....








AHHHH
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/7/web/643000-643999/643332_1_full.jpg



sorry. i had to.

i hate kitty

you <3 me

whatever woman

*puts finger in throat* :puke:

I ****ed your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I ****ed your love
She called me daddy, and I called her baby as I smacked her ass
I called her sugar when I ate her alive tell daylight
And I slept with her all over
From forehead to ribcage, I dripped her ass
Sometimes I thought you might be spying
Living out some brash fantasy
But no
You were knocked out
But we were all knocked out you know
In a way


I SERVE TOO MANY MASTERS~!!~!~!~!

Pantera. Rules. Far. Beyond. Driven. Awesome. My. Ears. Bleed. Clear. Liquid. When. I. Listen. Awesome. \m/

I WIN. BWAHAHAHAHA.

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/11/web/227000-227999/227100_1_full.jpg


:wtf1:

don't encourage her curly

ok

hahaha you love the geo metro

see what you did curly? now i'm gonna have ta hurt her.

Kitty by arm bar........ 2nd round

No way Curly. TKO(groin kick) 1st RD to Kitty.

yeah right! i'll ****in headbutt her.

now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go roust on nune-yo's arabs....

Roust deez nuts beeotch!!!!

No way Curly. TKO(groin kick) 1st RD to Kitty.

Purity wouldn't kick Kitty in the nuts

well i actually did promise to put either my foot or fist up her ass.

Hijacking At Its Peak Form, Good Work Guys

I stink really bad and I dont have any hot water and I cant get ahold of my landlord and this is a run on sentance........

.....and a ****ty hijack attempt

I havnt read any of this thread since the first page. It was already hijacked appearently, I was just upping my post count. ***.....

**** yer post count. you'll never be as cool as curly

I stink really bad and I dont have any hot water and I cant get ahold of my landlord and this is a run on sentance........


Dude! No water at this ****ty assed apartment building either. The ****ing hot water heater burst, and I hate to take a cold ****ing shower this morning.

I just took a cold shower, it sucked........

showering sucks in general.