View Full Version : My cousin just saw me


Prince
11-08-2004, 02:28 PM
jacking off on cam. I joined a North Carolina chat room, went down the list inviting females to view my webcam. After a few minutes, I went to "Who's viewing?" and checked out the profiles and one was my cousin. I shut off the cam and left the room immediately. My face picture is in my profile and my name, city...this is so terrible.

HockeyFighter
11-08-2004, 02:30 PM
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wondermut
11-08-2004, 02:30 PM
hahahahaha...at least you werent poopin

DOGGx0
11-08-2004, 02:30 PM
Only you.

hahahahhahahahahahhahaha

Lei Tong
11-08-2004, 02:30 PM
Call her up and ask if she enjoyed the show.

Oh, and +1 for flipper babies.

Stain
11-08-2004, 02:30 PM
Hahahah I love it

VulgarTheClown
11-08-2004, 02:32 PM
OH MY GOD!

Thats BAD!

was your face on Cam?

THATS SOO FUNNY!

THATS REALLY BAD! OH MAN! YOU POOR CHILD!

Just hope she didn't view your profile.

If she did act normal like it wasn't **** or that you didn't know.

Prince
11-08-2004, 02:33 PM
nah my face wasn't on cam but it's on my profile

this sucks so bad

Wushu
11-08-2004, 02:36 PM
BWHAHAHHA, that is hilarious.

Prince
11-08-2004, 02:37 PM
i can't do anything without my family finding out

she's 26 and i'm sure she will find it necessary to gossip to all family members about this.

Lei Tong
11-08-2004, 02:39 PM
i can't do anything without my family finding out

she's 26 and i'm sure she will find it necessary to gossip to all family members about this.


You know they're going to ask you to perform at the next fmaily get together.

Squezze
11-08-2004, 02:51 PM
How about you stop being a ****ing freak, and stop beaing off over the webcam.

Prince
11-08-2004, 02:52 PM
too bad that's easier said than done

Fallout
11-08-2004, 02:54 PM
How about you stop being a ****ing freak, and stop beaing off over the webcam.

Thats like asking Purity not to be ****y, dog not to be angry, me not to say "eh?" ect. ect.

Its just not going to happen.

Prince
11-08-2004, 02:55 PM
i was beating off to college girls pooping: volume 6

Squezze
11-08-2004, 02:57 PM
i was beating off to college girls pooping: volume 6


Either you didn't get the **** kicked out of you enough as a kid, or had the **** kicked out of you way too much.

Prince
11-08-2004, 02:58 PM
this one chick obviously hasn't had any **** kicked out of her lately

enormous logs

wondermut
11-08-2004, 02:58 PM
http://www.realstraightguys.com/130/images/main1.jpg

Purity
11-08-2004, 03:02 PM
isn't this the cousin that you've been trying to ****?

Prince
11-08-2004, 03:06 PM
i'd bone her, i'm not saying i wouldn't

once, i slept in the same bed as her when we were younger and i put my hand under her ass and tried to pretend liek she rolled over on it. i was like 9.

Purity
11-08-2004, 03:09 PM
have you got any ***** since that time we tried to recruit you some?

Prince
11-08-2004, 03:13 PM
no but i'm 100% sure i can

my yahoo messenger buddylist is full of sluts that think i'm hot and all within like 40 miles

i'm waiting on this japanese woman to get back from japan, she owns..she told me she'd bone me and let me buttbang her too...she's real because i saw her on cam.

Purity
11-08-2004, 03:23 PM
dude you need to warm up on those other sluts first. go find all the single mothers and divorced chicks that are on your list. they've been around the block & could probably teach you a few good lessons that you can use on suzie saki.

Wushu
11-08-2004, 03:34 PM
Did you "finish"

Curly Howard
11-08-2004, 04:27 PM
What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! don't do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!
Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!

Purity
11-08-2004, 04:39 PM
Either you didn't get the **** kicked out of you enough as a kid, or had the **** kicked out of you way too much.

or both

handjobs4dollars
11-08-2004, 04:42 PM
she's not telling anybody. What is going to do. Go to your mom and say "I saw a chartroom with guys jack-off so I went in and saw your son?????"

Deacon Frost
11-08-2004, 04:57 PM
You are so gonna be ****ed Cesaro. If you're family members start looking at you funny, it's a sure sign you've been caught. Then again, maybe you can turn it around and make it look like she's the freak.

realkaps
11-08-2004, 05:15 PM
I dont think Cesaro really cares about the outcome of this....

Bluecifer
11-08-2004, 05:36 PM
Lol, that rules Cesaro! The comedy never stops when you're around!

LukeDothSucketh
11-08-2004, 06:54 PM
That is right ****ed up, just insane.

Shaolin Bushido
11-08-2004, 09:30 PM
i can't do anything without my family finding out

she's 26 and i'm sure she will find it necessary to gossip to all family members about this.
... about your tiny package?

seldomTap
11-08-2004, 10:59 PM
**** me thats funny...from anyone else, I would doubt the truthfulness of it.,...but you are just ****ed up enough that this is almost definitely true

Prince
11-08-2004, 11:10 PM
kaps is right, i don't really care how it turns out. if they start staring at me funny, i'll tell them all i'm a net creep.

i checked the caller ID for any calls from them today, nothing yet.

i've actually been paranoid about running into her because i know she's a chatroom dweller but i never knew for sure if she had yahoo. i know she does aol for certain, now i know yahoo is one as well.

Deacon Frost
11-09-2004, 12:28 AM
Keep us informed. Your misery = our comedy.

Purity
11-09-2004, 10:39 AM
cesaro's misery is DEFINETELY our comedy.