Fallout
11-06-2004, 11:24 PM
a guy walks into a bathroom and sees a short guy dressed in all green at the urinal. He goes to use the one beside him and looks down to see the tiny man has a HUGE shlong. He is so impressed by it he says "Wow, I don't mean to be rude but you have a HUGE dick!" "Well" the tiny man says "I am a lepercaun. We all have huge dicks." "Wow" says the man "I wish I had one" "Well" the lepercaun says "I have the power to grants wishes too. So if you let me **** you in one of the stalls, I'll grant your wish". The man thinks it over, and isn't to trilled about getting butt ****ed but he really wants a huge penis so he agrees. They start to **** in the neighbouring stall and the man says "I can't belive a lepercaun is ****ing me in the ass." Then the short man says "I can't belive you thought I was a lepercaun!"
Taken from this months Maxim
Curly Howard
11-07-2004, 11:16 PM
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi
Fallout
11-07-2004, 11:46 PM
ok..........................
LukeDothSucketh
11-08-2004, 12:08 AM
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi
WHY
Curly Howard
11-08-2004, 12:32 AM
It was the song I was listening to when I read this post
KittyKitty
11-08-2004, 08:57 AM
that joke was horribly predictable.
Purity
11-08-2004, 10:49 AM
Banned!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN!!!
"....and i said
'WAIT! what are we talkin about???
I'M crazy!??! when i went to
YOUR schools, i went to
YOUR churches, i went to
YOUR institutional learning facilities!!!
so how can YOU SAY THAT I'M CRAZY!!!!!!!'"