Past eras only. Would you want to be a Knight or a Cowboy or Viking???

I think I would like to be back in the 19th century and live as a Japanese Samurai or in North America as one of the inventors who helped shape the world today.
As you can see I have a conflict on which side of my brain controls me.
Either fighting with honor in the east or flying kites with Franklin in the west.

Now, due to scantily clad women

Back in the old Rome era, like with Cesar and ****, maaad orgys yo........

Viking

vikings kick ass and don't take **** from no one.

Back in the old Rome era, like with Cesar and ****, maaad orgys yo........

yeah and most of them consisted of little boys you sick ****. kaps is going to hell.


anywayz, my time era is caribbean pirate 18th century stylee.

yeah and most of them consisted of little boys you sick ****. kaps is going to hell.


anywayz, my time era is caribbean pirate 18th century stylee.


A hole is a hole, enjoy your time in the barrel Mr. Pirate....

Purity makes fun of Kaps for wanting to live in an age were men not only took part in gay sex, but were encouraged to do so. He then states he would be a pirate. I thought that was funny.

BTW, I would of liked to of fought in ww2. European Theater. Every interesting time in history.

Purity makes fun of Kaps for wanting to live in an age were men not only took part in gay sex, but were encouraged to do so. He then states he would be a pirate. I thought that was funny.


um ok. that made sense. haha.

Obviously you don't know much about pirates. Or sea going men in general. Months on the water, no women, and a general disreguard for what others thought was right or wrong.

It was like a leather bar at sea man.

most people don't just turn automatically gay. there's millions of sea going men these days and a very small amount of them are gay. as a matter of fact, what they usually do is save up their desires and take em out on the first chick they set their eyes on when they get back to shore.

which would explain all the ass kicking rapings that pirates were known for.

which also poses another question as to just why YOU automatically assume ***gage when near other men...

Medieval Times in western Europe.

Pirates took turns in the barrle dude, which basically means one of them had to go in, and sucked the dicks of the other pirates that stuck there dicks thru the hole.........

Don't turn my thread in to a gay fantasy......... thanks

Pirates took turns in the barrle dude, which basically means one of them had to go in, and sucked the dicks of the other pirates that stuck there dicks thru the hole.........

where the hell did you hear that from??

where the hell did you hear that from??

GayPirates.com (http://www.matbattle.com/)

Pirates weren't gay... There was open gay societies only prior to Christianity.

Yeah, I don't think I ever heard of a gay pirate. They were PIRATES! It's not like they were out to sea by themselves forever. They ****ing robbed ships. My guess is that if there were any women on the ships they pirated, they raped them and killed them.

Saying you would've liked to live in the Ancient Rome days is like requesting some dick in your ass.

Hellenic Greece and Ancient Rome were two homo-pedophile societies... There's even a myth about Zeus ****ing a lil' boy and then turning him into a Constelation.

Those ****ing Greek homos.

Pirates. greek and romians were all gay. In fact everybody in history was gay.

let's just say that kaps' secret fantasy just got unravled. GO THUPER THTAR!!!

Pirates. greek and romians were all gay. In fact everybody in history was gay.

listen here bobby boy butter- not everyone lived like yer avatar.

i would make fun of your av but calvin rules.

\m/

I didnt know about the whole Greek little boy thing, so I guess I walked into that one. I read an article about pirates that talked about what I was saying earlyer, I cant find it, but I'll keep looking. Pirates had a ****ty life. Another thing, they only raped women when they went inland, because back in the day woman where not allowed on most ships, because sailors felt it was bad luck..........

well that's a given. women have historically dished out bad luck ever since dumb**** ate that apple. pirates had kickass lives. only the ***** pirates had a hard time. they sat around crying and fantasizing about augustus manlove while their comrades stomped around drinking mad quantities of rum, digging guts, and punching people in the face.

Tony that **** us true. All of it. Pitares are gay as hell.

Bear would know...

WTF is that soposed to mean Kaps?

Since you're a history major and ****. Hahahahahahahaha, I didnt realize what I wrote....

this is the guy that thought Jesus was gay. not to mention that golden pear expresses more flamboyance than liberace himself. **** pear.

The years around Christ lifetime. Not that I'd necessarily be around him but many cultures hadn't come into contact with Europeans and lived their own styles uninfluenced by other customs that were thrust upon them.

Ojala! Sort of what the Muslims are asserting today.