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This one time when I was in Detroit, I had some Taco Bell. Now, I should have known better but I ate it anyways. While walking down the street I suddenly had vicious cramps, and had to take a massive dump. I couldn't wait, so I crapped on this guys step. I walked down to the corner store, and as I returned I saw this large bald man swinging a sledgehammer around, screaming, "wheres the fuker who **** on my step. i'm gonna have a misunderstanding dammit".

I left Detroit the next day and never returned.

There was this one time at band camp....

LOL, My last misunderstanding was a while ago....i was in my escort going to the grocery store and this dude in a big truck with his girlfriend cut me off and i gave him the look, he got lippy and got out of the truck and i got out of my car and he got back in his car and left.

Hahahahahaha thats huge.

There was this one time at band camp....


"American Pie 4, Welcome to Band Camp" is being made. At one of our band competitions, we met the group that's performing in it. They're GOOD! Can't wait to see the movie.

The last major misunderstanding I had was a hockey brawl. I tried to take on 3 people at once and manged to takeout 2 before I got popped in the nose. Then I grabbed the guy and wrestled him to the ground and all hell broke lose. The benches cleared and everyone on the ice was brawling.

Some highlights include

Me getting kicked in the face with a skate
Me breaking the nose of the biggest cheap shot artist in the leauge
Me beating the crap out of the only guy in the leauge bigger than me

i gave him the look

the bzob look=classic

The last major misunderstanding I had was a hockey brawl. I tried to take on 3 people at once and manged to takeout 2 before I got popped in the nose. Then I grabbed the guy and wrestled him to the ground and all hell broke lose. The benches cleared and everyone on the ice was brawling.

Some highlights include

Me getting kicked in the face with a skate
Me breaking the nose of the biggest cheap shot artist in the leauge
Me beating the crap out of the only guy in the leauge bigger than me



So, you can kick the **** out of 2 people at once, in a hockey fight none the less. But you get choked out by G-Man in record time, STANDING UP. I dunno if I should respect G-Man's fighting ablility more now, or disrespect those hockey guys.

A couple months ago me and my roommates where getting drunk and I had a little too much (1/5 of Jager and 1/5 of 100proof SoCo) I dont remember much, but some highlights where a broken nose, a drinking glass broke on the side of my head, which left a great scar by the way, blood all over the floor in the living room, blood on the tv, and two of my roommates cousins who wouldnt come over anymore....

I once poked a dead guy with a stick

Necrophilia? Meat stick?

So, you can kick the **** out of 2 people at once, in a hockey fight none the less. But you get choked out by G-Man in record time, STANDING UP. I dunno if I should respect G-Man's fighting ablility more now, or disrespect those hockey guys.

i'm gonna go with the hockey theory on this one.

So, you can kick the **** out of 2 people at once, in a hockey fight none the less. But you get choked out by G-Man in record time, STANDING UP. I dunno if I should respect G-Man's fighting ablility more now, or disrespect those hockey guys.


I knew nothing about jiu jitsu at the time sadly. It wasn't standing, however I did get my ass choked. I guess I should of known what I was doing. :biggthump

This girl at work today said she doesn't wear underwear. Then I said so that's what smell is.

HR hates me

I knew nothing about jiu jitsu at the time sadly. It wasn't standing, however I did get my ass choked. I guess I should of known what I was doing. :biggthump


correct I jumped to guard. Mad jiu-jitsu skills.

This girl at work today said she doesn't wear underwear. Then I said so that's what smell is.

HR hates me


Man, how do you ever expect to get laid?

correct I jumped to guard. Mad jiu-jitsu skills.

I'd like to fight you again honestly. Even if you win, I won't look like a deer caught in the headlights. LOL

Man, how do you ever expect to get laid?

do you actually think he's trying to?

I wouldn't really want to **** this chick. Huge **** tease.

who doesn't want to **** a **** tease? Thats like winning the lottery. She lead everyone else on, but you actually got to dip your pen in the ink.