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Thank you sir. You know, I feel old today. sniff.

You're 27 now, right?

Damn, 3 steps away from 30.

and what's wrong with 30?

Uh, nuthin........ :- l

happy Birthday, Miguel.

miguel? i thought his name was Paco.

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:birthday:

Happy B-day!

Thank you sir... Getting old sucks.

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The site I get all the **** about who was born and who died is down at the moment, so I'll have to get back to you later...

Happy Birthday..

Gracias senor.

I hope you get tetanus.

FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!!! Y en ESPAÑOL!!

Espero que usted obtuviera algún coño por sus cumpleaños

Espero que usted obtuviera algún coño por sus cumpleaños

Good attempt at writing some spanish, Chubbalicious Creed.

I actually broke up with this girl I was seeing for a few months last night... But I did get some before breaking up.

I feel better about getting older today, *****es... Some 18 year old told my boy that she thought I was cute; I still got it, mom.

**** you, *****.

Frenchican looOoOooves me.

Good attempt at writing some spanish, Chubbalicious Creed.

I actually broke up with this girl I was seeing for a few months last night... But I did get some before breaking up.

I feel better about getting older today, *****es... Some 18 year old told my boy that she thought I was cute; I still got it, mom.

18 years old? Hit that ****.

20 is a kick ass age to be son.

Not if you still a virgin.

Nobody is having sex in the part of ontario were I come from. The average age was like 22

Damn! I don't think I could have waited for that long...

22? Holy ****. I'm gonna say that the average age in this province is around 16 or so.

Hope you had a wonderful birthday! :)

22? Holy ****. I'm gonna say that the average age in this province is around 16 or so.


yeah but those are newfie women.

yeah but those are newfie women.


No matter what you mainlanders think, Newfoundland has some of the most beautiful women in Canada. Hands down.

newfies also like to ****. Why do you think they are so friendly to people?

newfies also like to ****. Why do you think they are so friendly to people?


It's all a ploy so we can deflower the world's women.

I never been out east.

I never been out east.

You are missing something then. The east coast kicks ass.

You are missing something then. The east coast kicks ass.


Agreed. Although if I had my choice of anywhere in Canada to live, I'd probably live in BC.

The 3rd right?

Famous peope who where born on yer birthday...

1974 Tariq Abdul Wahad, NBA forward (Sacramento Kings)
1959 Dolph Lundgren, Stockholm Sweden, actor (Rocky IV) [or Oct 17]
1954 Godzilla, Japanese monster (Godzilla)
1952 Roseanne, [Barr Arnold], Salt Lake City, comedienne/TV star (Roseanne)
1949 Larry Holmes, heavyweight boxing champ (1978-85)
1933 Michael S Dukakis, (Gov-D-Mass, 1988 Pres Candidate)
1920 Charles Bronson, [Buchinsky], Penns, actor (Death Wish, Dirty Dozen)
1718 John Montague, 4th Earl of Sandwich, inventor (sandwich)

Famous people who died on your birthday...
1926 Annie Oakley, US sharp shooting star, dies at 66

**** that happened....
1994 Susan Smith who claimed her 2 kids were carjacked arrested for murder
1992 Bill Clinton (D) wins US presidential election over Pres Bush (R)
1988 Talk-show host Geraldo Rivera's nose is broken as Roy Innis brawls with skinheads at TV taping
1987 Oakland 1st baseman Mark McGwire wins AL Rookie of Year
1986 John Lennon releases "Menlove Avenue" album
1983 Jesse Jackson launches his 1st campaign for presidency (D)
1979 5 mortally wounded during anti-Ku Klux Klan demonstration in NC
1979 63 Americans taken hostage at US Embassy (Teheran, Iran)
1965 Sandy Koufax wins NL Cy Young Award unanimously
1964 LBJ (D) soundly defeats Barry Goldwater (R) for pres
1962 Wilt Chamberlain of NBA SF Warriors scores 72 points vs LA Lakers
1956 "Wizard of Oz" 1st televised (CBS-TV)

2 huge ****ing monsters, Dolph Lundgren... and Charles Bronson.

Thank you, sir.