i got invited to go to dinner at some fancy ass restaurant with the retail president and a couple vp's. it ruled. i never had really fine wine but they kept orderin this **** called silver oak that was boombolastic. but still, nuthin says lovin like walkin into this millionaire infested hut and sayin "yeah dude i'll take a bud."

they got kinda freaked out when i dumped a quarter bottle of tobasco all over the fries that came with my filet mignon but once i explained how much ass tons of tobasco kicks then i think they came around.

i guess the best part though was the half hour arguement i got into with the president about politics. he's voting for bush and i told him that i don't believe in voting. i think that kinda ticked him off cause he started on a rant about 3rd world countries that WISH they had the priviledge to vote.
that's when i (respectfully) came back and said that the poor's vote is as good as useless so they'll still suffer under poverty regardless. everyone stopped eating when i theorized that voting is the oldest capitalistic trick in the book that's designed to muster the support of the middle class to ensure the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor and silent. the middle class in turn are rewarded with a false & illusioned sense of empowerment and justification for pegging politicians as scapegoats as soon as the **** hits the fan.

don't worry. we all left happy.





i think...

Sounds like you had a good time

i guess. their filets are inferior to mine. and i don't charge $50 each for my babies.

I agree with Mini-Norton in a way. Yes, the whole voting process has been designed to served no other purpose than to give people a false sense of "electing power". But this process can be used to let our voice as a community be heard. Being a hispanic male living in a now predominantly hispanic area, I have experience the changes that letting your presence be felt can create.

I am not saying that we can change anything, but we can surely bring different issues to the table if we let our voices be heard, strength is in numbers.

Tabasco sauce on fries? On Fillet Mignon? ****.

PS: For a man that loves Tabasco so much you should at least know how to spell the God damn name.

*****ing about issues in a desolate bulleting board is way more effective dude.

Tabasco sauce on fries? On Fillet Mignon? ****.

PS: For a man that loves Tabasco so much you should at least know how to spell the God damn name.

especially considering that there's a bottle of it on my desk about 1 foot away from me. oh well- it's early. **** off.

*****ing about issues in a desolate bulleting board is way more effective dude.

Come on man, you know you love the ****ing drama in Global.

of course horse!!!

Hot sauce is good on almost anything. Try it on meatloaf.

Tabasco is not even hot, Chubbs. I make my own secret sauce with jalapenos, some olive oil, salt and pepper and some other secret ingredients.

it's still hot sauce

I need to wash dishes. ****, I hate to wash dishes.

You belong in the kitchen, woman.

pooky bear has to wash dishes. just HOW do you keep that up with school???? oh man, the horrors....

I do the dishes sometimes for my wife if the meal is awesome. If the meal sucks, I'm gone from the kitchen quicker than you can say playstation.

i bought a dishwasher. **** dishes by hand.

Well my apartment doesn't have one and we're not allowed to buy one either. :(

they don't werk that well anywayz. you still gotta scrape all the tough **** out by hand.

Doing it by hand ain't that bad. It's only two of us, so there ain't that may dishes.

'dishes' has an E at the end. gawd, yer such an *******....

LOL....My spelling is the suck sometimes.

You need some "Tobasco" sauce, I heard it makes you smarter.

you thought i added tObasco to my filet when i clearly spelled out the fact it only went on the FRIES. therefore, you are a stupid llama.

Stupid llama is a ****ng oxymoron, those 2 words cannot eeeeever go together.

If you have fillet mignon and fries, and you pour a bottle of Tabasco on your fries chances are you're gonna get some on your steak, son.

The chinese place around my house has good hot sauce. I always dip the fries in the hot sauce. I'm glad to see it's not a weird thing.

The only condiment or cause allowed on fries is salt and ketchup... Oh yeah, and Wendy's kick ass barbecue sauce.

I like duck sauce on the fries too. Good ****.

Stupid llama is a ****ng oxymoron, those 2 words cannot eeeeever go together.

If you have fillet mignon and fries, and you pour a bottle of Tabasco on your fries chances are you're gonna get some on your steak, son.

a CHANCE but a chance that didn't happen so your ASSumption makes you incorrect. your llama ignorance has neglected consideration that the consistency of tObassco, differs from ketchup & therefore rapidly soaks into the fries instead of running off.

'ever' starts with only one E so eat **** and die ****WAD!!!

The only condiment or cause allowed on fries is salt and ketchup... Oh yeah, and Wendy's kick ass barbecue sauce.

notice how he even fails to mention ranch. what a ****ing cretin.

I just had 2 chicken caesar sald wraps an 2 diet cokes... My compnay had a little Halloween lunch going... I gotta take the meanest dump eeeever.

This dump might make Japan shake like jello again. Shake it like a slatshaker, *****.

BRB, son... I feel my poop poking out.

I gotta take the meanest dumb eeeever.



well how about that

I gotta take the meanest dumb eeeever.

Que??? :thinking:

ParazIt?

allison likes llama and NOT squezze. HA!

That was a typo, son... I typed that extremely fast because I was about to **** my pants.

you say typo, i say freudian slip. the fact that the B key is nowhere near the P simply furthers my case.

He edited it. ****ing wimp.

He edited it. ****ing wimp.

HA!!! so dumb llama is now dumb ASHAMED llama!

Not ashamed, just wanted to correct my typo.

I am feeling great right now... I feel like I lost 20 lbs.

Tapatio

Tabasco is not even hot, Chubbs. I make my own secret sauce with jalapenos, some olive oil, salt and pepper and some other secret ingredients.

There are two kinds of hot suace. Onces that are just really really hot, best used for things like chii. Something you want to make hot, but don't really want to change the flavor of. Then there are kinds that are meant to season something. The kinds you use on chicken wings, fries, pizza ect. ect.

So in other words, the hottest hot sauce isn't always the best. Sometimes it comes down to what you are looking for. The best hot sauce I have tried is pretty hot, but not the hottest **** out there. It coats almost everything very well though. When you throw it on chicken, it gets really thick and sticks, when its on meat loaf it gets soaked up like the meat loaf is spunge. And it coats french fries like spicy ketchup.

So don't be leturing me on hot sauce. I wrote the book on hot sauce son.

Tapatio does kick ass on some things. I'm a big fan of Texas pete.

Yeeeaahhh!! A ****ing polar bear looking mofo knows more about spicy food than a hispanic man... Chubbs pleaassseeee! We ****ing eat everything spicy, my boy mexico puts chili powder on fruit.

Allison is the jalapenos in my burrito.

Dishes = correct spelling....there is no "E" on the end. bleh

I don't see the appeal of spicy food, to be honest. All it does to me is give me massive heartburn and violent gas.

Yeeeaahhh!! A ****ing polar bear looking mofo knows more about spicy food than a hispanic man... Chubbs pleaassseeee! We ****ing eat everything spicy, my boy mexico puts chili powder on fruit.

Allison is the jalapenos in my burrito.


I eat hot suace on bread. I never said I new more than you about spicy foods, just hot sauce.

If we meet one day we have to eat a couple jalapenos, tubby.

Spicy food is the best. The Portuguese sailed around Africa to get that **** from India.

If we meet one day we have to eat a couple jalapenos, tubby.

Jalapenos are no joke. I can't **** with you there Edu.

If we meet one day we have to eat a couple jalapenos, tubby.

Sounds good, but I don't normaly eat peppers. Like I said, I use hot sauce as a seasoning, or as a replacement for ketchup. In the pepper department, I bow out to my hispanic american friend.

Bow down, *****es.

Oh yeah, and vote Kerry on Tuesday.

Don't vote at all! Defect to Cuba! Communism for everybody!

Tapatio does kick ass on some things. I'm a big fan of Texas pete.
that **** is too hot for me. tapatio is it.

Bow down, *****es.

Oh yeah, and vote Kerry on Tuesday.
Bush & Dick...

the way it was meant to be.

that **** is too hot for me. tapatio is it.

To me, the milder tapatio and the Texas pete taste very similar. Tapatio does make that hotter ****, though, and I can't touch that.

ok voting is stupid, tapatio is weak, llama is an ignoramus minus 20 lbs, 'dishes' is spelled with an E at the end when it's in reference to a 'dishs' correction, and allison is the cheese in my burrito.

Dammit, I need some cheese in my burrito.

you need a burrito first

OH snap!!

you need a burrito first

Don't make me pull a Tanner.

Don't make me pull a Tanner.


You're going to post pic of you squezzeing your own nipple?

Don't make me pull a Tanner.

drunkenly slice your finger open on a can of peaches?

Yeah, what he said.

So by wavering your right to vote you immediately forfeit any right you have to complain about the country when things are ****, right?

the opposite. by DECIDING to vote, you don't have a further right to complain. people are gonna complain regardless cause it's in our nature to point the finger at anything but ourselves when things don't go how we want em to. but you're not special because you marked a box for a politician that you probably just hate lesser than the competition.

people are childish when they vote primarily to say "well at least i didn't vote for that dude" when a politician makes a bad call. i hate people with those stickers on their cars: 'don't look at me, i voted for gore.' **** you! nobody was looking at YOU in the first place! and the people who are LOOKING for scapegoats can **** off too.

in the end, most people vote for their own personal egos.