last friday evening my 7 year old asked me how hard you had to punch someone in the nose to make them bleed. so i said i dont know punch me and see if i bleed. So she did and there was no blood, so she kept punching me and i would blow my nose evry 10 punches and check for blood. well after a good 100 punches i blew blood and she was happy.

The next morning my nose was wide and swullen, it has been almost a week and the bridge of my nose is still very sore and it klicks when i move it.

HAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1

PWNED by mini Bzoberta!!!

holy ****! that is the funniest thing i have seen her in a week!

I'm gonna create a sitcom based on Bzob's life. The part of Bzob will be played by Richard Moll.

****ing Bobert needs to write a book about parenting.

And who said Darwinism doesn't work? Maybe one day she'll ask how many volts is required to kill a human and you'll stick a fork in a power outlet to answer the question.

i have offered many times to help you all become better parrents.

if anyone but bob said that story then i'd think they were full of ****.

may God have mercy on cuba

How's the nose, Bzobert?

it is still clicking, but the soreness will not go away.

i was just happy not to have black eyes

LOL. You're are a great dad Bzobert.

anything fo da keids

Misunderstanding?

if anyone but bob said that story then i'd think they were full of ****.



I can picture it all too well.

COME ON put your hip in to it. smack that's it, harder!!!!!!!