Which are the funniest you've seen....?

Confucius Say
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

If a bulldog and a ****su are mated, it would be called a "bull****".

Jamaican proctologist is called "Pokemon".

A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all

Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

Man with a lisp will walk with a Lymph.

The only one I remember is "man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky fingures."

The only one I remember is "man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky fingures."

sick..cant think of any myself though sorry...looks like the king is getting more good karma...well when it will let me

The only one I remember is "man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky fingures."
damn... disgusting but funny :D

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with substance in hand.

Man who go thru turn stlye sideways, going to Bangkok

Man with both hands in pocket, not necessarily counting change