so this guy comes into my work yesterday to arrange a meeting for today to give a pitch about his bottled water/coffee company to the partners that own my work. He Pulls in in a 2004 BMW 6 series convertable...what he calls his "daily beater"...

He says before he leaves..."I'll bring my fun car to show off tomorrow."

He just pulled in rockin a 2004 Ferrari 575M Maranello F1.

One of the ladies who works in administration walks out there and is talking to him, they come back inside and i say, "whatcha got there?...nice little 575?"

He says.."yeah, i love that car", points to the lady and says.."she just saw the horse emblem on the car and asked me how i like my new mustang."

hahaha...just had to share. must be nice. I guess i shoulda spent more time selling water and coffee than drinking it. apparently the first time he came here i missed him in his H1 Hummer.

damn...

bottled water & coffee. **** the water, but i should get into coffee slangin. that'd be fun.

dude you outta see what the owner of the last mortgage company i worked for had. he had 3 parking spaces reserved for him in the parking lot where he would park any random 3 of the 15+ cars that he owned. for the few days i worked there i saw a bentley, lamborgini, sl 600, aston martin, range rover, cl 600, and that porsche gt1. he'd pull up in one car and drive home in another.
AND at his cute lil $6 million mansion he had like 16 or so all-glass individual garages for them. ever seen ferris bueller's day off?...

must be nice. i've been waiting for some dumb ****ball idea to make me rich.

my life is so terrible

look on the bright side lefty- you could probably kick mr. bottled water's ass

look on the bright side lefty- you could probably kick mr. bottled water's ass
nah lefty would prolly tap him out, but he aint kickin nobody's ass. ****in *****.

**** TKL! BRING OUT THE ROOSTERz s0n!

Success is getting what you want.




Happiness is wanting what you have.

You should see the reaction when I roll up in my 2001 Cavalier. The ladies are all over it. I've gotta scrape them off the sides before I drive anywheres, cause I don't want to go to jail for murder.

Success is getting what you want.




Happiness is wanting what you have.

how can you want something that you already have?

how can you want something that you already have?


Only maturity and time will be able to answer that one for you.

I want what I have.

I don't want to go to jail for murder.

what a *****

I'm sure he is smuggling YEYO in that coffee!!!

I'm sure he is smuggling YEYO in that coffee!!!
coffee grinds son. like beverly hills cop.

Only maturity and time will be able to answer that one for you.

I want what I have.

well i understand the theory of being content & happy with what you have.....but actually wanting something that you already have seems to be a lil on the physically impossible side to me.

well i understand the theory of being content & happy with what you have.....but actually wanting something that you already have seems to be a lil on the physically impossible side to me.


I want and have my family.
So I want what I have.

I wanna pee in my floor's coffee pot.