I was watching Smackdown tonite and Kurt Angle shot The Big Show.....

I love pro-wrestling for the physicality and the matches themselves, but I hate the whole soap opera bull****. It makes me change the channel.

I love pro-wrestling for the physicality and the matches themselves, but I hate the whole soap opera bull****. It makes me change the channel.


What?!


Thats what made me turn off pro wrestling for good. It just made me sick listening to it. In reality however, wrestling died for me the day ECW died.

What?!


Thats what made me turn off pro wrestling for good. It just made me sick listening to it. In reality however, wrestling died for me the day ECW died.


Yeah, wrestling definitly started to die when ECW kicked the bucket. If wrestling in North America was anything like wrestling in Japan, I'd watch it a hell of a lot more. Nothing beats seeing someone get suplexed on their head.

Flamming tables?

I was watching Smackdown tonite and Kurt Angle shot The Big Show.....

the **** does that mean?

Flamming tables?


Not so much the "crazy bloody hardcore" style, but the "Strong style" is what I dig. New Japan, All-Japan that sorta style.

the **** does that mean?

LMFAO!!

lemme essplain...

Smackdown = name of the rasslin' show from WWE

Kurt Angle = ex "real" wrestler, turned performer
The Big Show = stage name for some big huge mofo

shot = bang!

combine it all = *yawn...turns channel*

Not so much the "crazy bloody hardcore" style, but the "Strong style" is what I dig. New Japan, All-Japan that sorta style.

I like both actually. Shawn Micheals is still my favorite wrestler of all time. When he was in his prime, there was no one as good as he was. Not only in his natural abilities, but his ability to make others great. Look at Scott Hall, he and Micheals put on one of the greatest matches in wrestling history and Hall is known as being lazy in the ring.

Bret Hart was better than Shawn Micheals. I just read that The Big Boss Man died last night...

Pro-wrestlng=uber lame and the opposite of hetero.

Pro-wrestlng=uber lame and the opposite of hetero.

Sakuraba=Pro wrestler therefore pro wrestling=cool

WWE=retarded

shawn michaels
marty jannetty
superkick
barber shop
window

remember?

when

I remember.....

Pro-wrestlng=uber lame and the opposite of hetero.


So I'm guessing Ken Shamrock, Gary Goodridge, Sakuraba, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Bas Rutten, Caol Uno, Ernesto Hoost, Don Frye, Tank Abbott and even Mark Kerr are uber lame and the opposite of hetero?

MMA's got some deep roots in pro-wrestling whether or not you want to admit it.

shawn michaels
marty jannetty
superkick
barber shop
window

remember?

when

COULD THIS BE THE BEST POST EVER??? I ****ING THINK SO, SON

when ECW died all wrestling in American turned to ****

So I'm guessing Ken Shamrock, Gary Goodridge, Sakuraba, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Bas Rutten, Caol Uno, Ernesto Hoost, Don Frye, Tank Abbott and even Mark Kerr are uber lame and the opposite of hetero?

MMA's got some deep roots in pro-wrestling whether or not you want to admit it.
i think he means the pro wrestling thats fake, which about 95% of pro wrestling thats televised is ****ing fake and sucks huge donkey dung son. ****ing lame ass costumes, masks, ****** ass finger painting, 9 year old "i did your mama" attitudes, and a bunch of unessassary yelling mixed together with FAKE wrestling, spandex, stupid ass nicknames....

well you got a ****ing *** show right there... intising the homosexual masses. you know i'm ****ing right son. don't ****ing back talk me either!

even though it's fake, they still severly hurt eachother. i don't care how rigged up that **** is....some of those slams are vanDAMAGE!

i think he means the pro wrestling thats fake, which about 95% of pro wrestling thats televised is ****ing fake and sucks huge donkey dung son. ****ing lame ass costumes, masks, ****** ass finger painting, 9 year old "i did your mama" attitudes, and a bunch of unessassary yelling mixed together with FAKE wrestling, spandex, stupid ass nicknames....

well you got a ****ing *** show right there... intising the homosexual masses. you know i'm ****ing right son. don't ****ing back talk me either!


Well, all pro-wrestling is fake, so I don't know where you're going there. The wrestling that Mark Coleman did/does isn't any more or less fake than the wrestling the Undertaker does.

Wrestlers take an enormous beating, every day. Ken Shamrock said that pro-wrestling was way harder on his body than MMA, and he was injured way more.

You're wrong. Don't ever sass me.

COULD THIS BE THE BEST POST EVER??? I ****ING THINK SO, SON
Agreed. I almost pissed myself.

haha word

CLASSIC!!! squezze got SASSED by dogg!!!

Well, all pro-wrestling is fake, so I don't know where you're going there. The wrestling that Mark Coleman did/does isn't any more or less fake than the wrestling the Undertaker does.

Wrestlers take an enormous beating, every day. Ken Shamrock said that pro-wrestling was way harder on his body than MMA, and he was injured way more.

You're wrong. Don't ever sass me.
Pro-wrestling would be more considered to the likes of what Matt Lindland, Randy Co-Co, and Hendo were doin. Olympics, wrestling, actual wrestling, not pro stunt wrestling no fake ***** tit **** son. And who the **** listens to Ken Shamrock?

The only way Shamrock felt wrestling to be harder on his body than MMA is because he has'nt lasted more than 8 minutes in MMA over the last 8 years, that.... and MMA does'nt insist as dancing and fancy moves bouncing people off of ropes (like someone actually runs back and forth between ropes for you, as tho you threw them... lol@that).... of course his body took more of a beating than MMA.... it takes alot more out of you to ACT like you got knocked out rather than actually fighting and getting knocked the **** out.... or how about doing a special dance move before he elbows a guy in the face?

Yeah, very entertaining...... for maybe a 6 year old.

******. Consider yourself sass'd. B()()M!

CLASSIC!!! squezze got SASSED by dogg!!!

AGAIN!!!

OOOoooOOOoooOOO!!!!!! whatcha gonna DOOOOOOO!!!!
fight like a brave! don't be a slave!

I’ve been out for a while.. but I’d gladly team up with any of you to go down to one-a these shows and show these ***** ****** pro-wrestlers what ReaL pain is. In a ****ing heart beat, man. I’m sick of their ***** ***** show flaunting around like ******s in pink thongs… give me a ****ing break. I’d rather see two ****ing homo’s have gay butt sex in front of me than have a “Pro Wrestling” show get broadcast over the air just so some 90 year old grandpa pervert can jack off to some ***** ass mother ****ers; cuz we all know what that leads to with a dirty old man.. that’s right, his ****ing granddaughter “pleasing” him. We all hate that ****.. so we need to ****ing kill these gay ass mother ****ers who have their own show. America thinks they’re the “ultimate man,” I say they’re ******s and need to be shut down all together, man.. just ****ing shut down.

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You know, for fans of a sport that suffers from people judging it on rumors, misconseptions and out right lies you guys dont seem to have a problem judging pro wrestling. The phyiscal part of wrestling is hardcore. People jumping of ladders, into tables, thumb tacks, barbed wire.....that **** is tough. The gay part is the crash t.v side of things. Listening to the idiot fans chant "What?!" whenever anyone talks. Ugh.

I’ve been out for a while.. but I’d gladly team up with any of you to go down to one-a these shows and show these ***** ****** pro-wrestlers what ReaL pain is. In a ****ing heart beat, man. I’m sick of their ***** ***** show flaunting around like ******s in pink thongs… give me a ****ing break. I’d rather see two ****ing homo’s have gay butt sex in front of me than have a “Pro Wrestling” show get broadcast over the air just so some 90 year old grandpa pervert can jack off to some ***** ass mother ****ers; cuz we all know what that leads to with a dirty old man.. that’s right, his ****ing granddaughter “pleasing” him. We all hate that ****.. so we need to ****ing kill these gay ass mother ****ers who have their own show. America thinks they’re the “ultimate man,” I say they’re ******s and need to be shut down all together, man.. just ****ing shut down.
That's alot of cussin', for a man of the cloth. :amish: :)

Pro-wrestling would be more considered to the likes of what Matt Lindland, Randy Co-Co, and Hendo were doin. Olympics, wrestling, actual wrestling, not pro stunt wrestling no fake ***** tit **** son. And who the **** listens to Ken Shamrock?

The only way Shamrock felt wrestling to be harder on his body than MMA is because he has'nt lasted more than 8 minutes in MMA over the last 8 years, that.... and MMA does'nt insist as dancing and fancy moves bouncing people off of ropes (like someone actually runs back and forth between ropes for you, as tho you threw them... lol@that).... of course his body took more of a beating than MMA.... it takes alot more out of you to ACT like you got knocked out rather than actually fighting and getting knocked the **** out.... or how about doing a special dance move before he elbows a guy in the face?

Yeah, very entertaining...... for maybe a 6 year old.

******. Consider yourself sass'd. B()()M!


You don't get paid for the Olympics and such, son. It's AMATEUR. Granted, they probably get money from sponsors and whatnot, but they don't get any paycheck. So nothing Couture has done has been "pro-wrestling".

You hit those ropes and you'll see how pansy it is.

I don't really get your point about it taking more out of him to ACT like he got knocked out, than to get knocked out. I'm guessing you've been KOed before, and you should know that it sucks. Getting KOed sucks way worse than pretending to get KOed.

PS. Shamrock lasted 15 minutes with Ortiz and 20 minutes with Don Frye. Something you should know Mr Website.

The sassee has become the sasser. BOOM.

You know, for fans of a sport that suffers from people judging it on rumors, misconseptions and out right lies you guys dont seem to have a problem judging pro wrestling. The phyiscal part of wrestling is hardcore. People jumping of ladders, into tables, thumb tacks, barbed wire.....that **** is tough. The gay part is the crash t.v side of things. Listening to the idiot fans chant "What?!" whenever anyone talks. Ugh.

shuthe****up.



You don't get paid for the Olympics and such, son. It's AMATEUR. Granted, they probably get money from sponsors and whatnot, but they don't get any paycheck. So nothing Couture has done has been "pro-wrestling".

You hit those ropes and you'll see how pansy it is.

I don't really get your point about it taking more out of him to ACT like he got knocked out, than to get knocked out. I'm guessing you've been KOed before, and you should know that it sucks. Getting KOed sucks way worse than pretending to get KOed.

PS. Shamrock lasted 15 minutes with Ortiz and 20 minutes with Don Frye. Something you should know Mr Website.

The sassee has become the sasser. BOOM.

If you consider Pro, as acting, then cool. I really don't have an arguement there. I can't imagine that Slam Jam Sam or whatever their ****ing lame ass names are, is better than Randy Couture as a wrestler, a REAL wrestler. And Ken Shamrock? AGAIN?!?!?! Don't use him as a "good example". He is'nt a top wrestler, and if you're gonna tell me that because he was in a WWE show or whatever that hes a better wrestler or considered a "pro" wrestler over Couture...... you're just an idiot. And another thing that I don't understand is how you can basically say that because getting KO'd sucks that it makes for a good excuse on why to ACT like you're fighting. I'm sure its real sweat, I'm sure its real blood, but for what they do (jumping into tables, slaming chairs over eachother's heads, etc) people should be dead, but they are not, hence..... that **** being mad fake. If I want to watch a fake fight, I'll go pick on my nephew for an hour. Sure I'll get tired, fatigued, sweat, maybe even shed some blood, but its not half as entertaining as watching someone REALLY get KTFO or even really punched, not some weak ass punch that makes noise when I stomp on the ****ing floor.

P.S. **** what Shamrock accomplished in his last 2 fights. He still gets treated like a hoodrat. Lasted 15 minutes with Ortiz? You mean he lasted 15 minutes until someone said he had enough? Coz the fight I watched.... that mofo was out in about 8. And Don Frye....yeah, hes a bad ass, however, he just lost by a kick to the head by Goodridge, which does'nt say much about how good he is now. Sorry I did'nt type out exact minutes, but you get my point, Stat Police. Instead of giving you exact stats, I give you a good explanation of why your sissy-****** ACT-wrestling sucks the balls, s0n.

If wrestling consists of picking up chairs, bouncing off of ropes because someone tugged your hand, or stomping on the floor to make it seem like someone just got hit hard.... well then ****..... I've been gettin ripped off in training.

Realize that you are wrong, always wrong, and I, I am always right.



The sassee just got Sass0wned, Biatch. Recognizzle.

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