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Dude, that guy kicks ass!


"My current wife, who is way more beautiful and way more cool that this pig could ever choose to be, hates the pen too."

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

He sounds a tiny bit bitter.

Hockeyfighter said it sounded like it was written by Cesaro. I wouldn't be surprised if he was somehow relateed to Cesaro. Maybe a distance cousin.

Yeah it's totally something Cesaro would say. Everything about it reminds me of him.

"This dismal lazy slug sat on the couch for entertainment and watched old movies all day. I think she held a job for like 38 minutes once. "

"She made up some lie telling me she was working downtown at this Starbucks store, which I knew was a lie since the customers would have to make the coffee themselves on her shift."

"Other items of note: 1. She sold her Volvo to her boss, and regardless of my warnings, she left the license plates on. $700+ later, I was in court trying to keep MY license from being suspended. 2. After the split, she declared bankruptcy, but failed to remove my name from credit cards she had opened. I love dealing with credit agencies. 3. Bought me this fabulous pen. 4. Lost contact with 2 of her best friends, who now are very close friends of mine. 5. Bought herself "implants" of the chest variety AFTER we split. Could not have done this while we were together. One bonus item denied. 6. Gave me the carrying case for this gorgeous pen. 7. Gained immesurable weight and was spotted by a reporter at an Old Country Buffet "after hours". Front window had been eaten away. "

Instant classics