SO i am walking into the party store and i hear this dude going off on the clerk about his tattoos and how stupid tattooing is......and i think to myself...Bzob if you walk in you are going to be issueing a Choke Slam. So i walk in and walk to the back to get Kato some wine and he turns around and is like "Do you have the deseise too....tattoos are retarded.....and look at this dude drinking wine. (at this point that thing in my head that cracks like in the beginning of the incrtedible hulk snapped and the voices started to take over saying "hit him first" kick him in the balls and get the thai clinch") My buddy behind the counter looked at me and shook his head no....So i replied.." I have stabbed people for less you dumb mother ****er...You have put me in the red zone if you say one more thing and i mean one more word I am going to **** you up"

He left

No misunderstanding

I woulkd like to thank Kaps and all my friends on global for teaching me to be mindfull of the situation and not just react

You should of drilled him...

I think that guy is lucky we have tried to tame Bzob. You don't **** with the grand master of flowers.

Hind site says i should listen to my voices from now on but i guess like samual jackson in pulp fiction he cought me in a time when i was the sheaperd

Violence is not always the answer. YES sometimes it feels GREAT but handcuffs and lawsuits do NOT even out the pleasure.

I'm proud of you Bzob. :-)

Have you ever reallly stabbed someone Bzob? And if so, did you do any time for it?

no i never stabbed someone, less than accidental mishapps as a kid, i never stabbed anyone, the only weapon assult i ever had was punching with (brass knucks).

bzob rules

best Bzob story yet

LOL, what happened to the recipient of the brass knuckle sandwich?

he cried, it was some drunk biker dude when i was in high school. I had recently been to a gun and knife show and was filling up my car and he said what are you looking at....and i gave him the look and he came up talking **** so i jacked him and took off. not the best of stories

What a man.

That's exactly how I would've handled that too Bzob.