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Squezze
09-16-2004, 04:07 PM
For curiosity's sake, what sorta hot drink do you prefer? Now I know that most Americans drink coffee, and that my poll will probably be dominated by coffee votes.

Me? I'm a hardcore tea drinker. **** coffee. If I could imagine what cow **** and water tastes like, I'd imagine it tastes something like coffee.

**** all that green tea and herbal ****. Give me some old fashioned caffene ridden orange pekoe tea.

Fallout
09-16-2004, 04:10 PM
When making it at home, I prefer tea. However, it all depends on where you get your stuff from. Tim Hortons makes ****ting tea, but thier coffee is great. I prefer mint tea actually. Mainly because mint kicks ass.

Squezze
09-16-2004, 04:12 PM
Tim Hortons has awful tea. I always get hot chocolate at Tim's.

Fallout
09-16-2004, 04:13 PM
Tim Hortons has awful tea. I always get hot chocolate at Tim's.

The reason Tims has such ****ty tea is because they dont boil the water. Its just really really hot.

Prince
09-16-2004, 04:14 PM
djdjdjdj

COFFEE = DISGUSTING
but so is hot tea

grapefruit juice sons

Squezze
09-16-2004, 04:14 PM
You've gotta boil the water. The tea steeps all wrong if it's not boiling. ****ing retarded Tim Horton's.

Fallout
09-16-2004, 04:16 PM
djdjdjdj

COFFEE = DISGUSTING
but so is hot tea

grapefruit juice sons

Ewwwww, that **** is nasty. Drink Orange Juice.

Prince
09-16-2004, 04:26 PM
grapefruit juice is good as **** son

i'm about to go get some more in a second

OCEANSPRAY RUBY RED

Mr. Beelzebub
09-16-2004, 05:17 PM
I drink both, but for different reasons. Coffee to get wired while I am at work and tea to relax at home or after lunch.

Since I am taking creatine now, and it doesn't go with caffeine I vote for tea.

Nuno
09-16-2004, 05:20 PM
Did you get the car?

Mr. Beelzebub
09-16-2004, 05:22 PM
Not yet, the ****ing salesman basically lied to me to get me to go down to the dealer and finish up all the paperwork. He still cliams he has the car at another dealership.
If I don't get it tomorrow I am walking away from the deal.

Nuno
09-16-2004, 05:25 PM
****. It's been weeks. Where the F is the other dealership? Alaska?

I got lucky that they had the one I wanted in the lot. Well, actually I called like 6 different places before I found it.

DOGGx0
09-16-2004, 05:38 PM
tea is for women. coffee makes me **** hardcore, but it goes good with a nice, huge bowl of weed/

Squezze
09-16-2004, 07:28 PM
Did you get the car?


Do you have a telephone?

realkaps
09-16-2004, 09:44 PM
Tea, I hate hot drinks though......

DOGGx0
09-16-2004, 09:52 PM
Do you have a telephone?
i don't know why but this made me giggle like a little school girl son

Bzob
09-17-2004, 07:33 AM
I would much rather drink tea than coffe , yet ironically i drink way more coffee

Squezze
09-17-2004, 08:59 AM
It amazes me that tea is actually winning.

DOGGx0
09-17-2004, 11:32 AM
It amazes me that tea is actually winning.
i know. what a bunch of ******s. why dontcha all go get together and have a little ****in tea party or somethin.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 03:48 PM
i don't know why but this made me giggle like a little school girl son


I don't know Bub's work number. What's the big deal?

Squezze
09-17-2004, 04:08 PM
I don't know Bub's work number. What's the big deal?


There's two answers to this question, the official one and the personal one.

The official one: As a moderator, it's my job to uphold the rules of the forum. Any sort of message directed at one person SHOULD be put in a PM. It's a FORUM. Forums are supposed to be used for discussion and ****. Not to ask something retarded like, "Hey Bub, you got any butter? I need a tablespoon to bake this pound cake" or something like that.

The personal one: I just found it comical that you'd choose an internet forum to talk to your friend instead of one of the bazillion more practical ways that exist in the world to contact him.

GeNeRaL
09-17-2004, 04:09 PM
i picked coffee, but i dont really drink any of the above. green tea, cold, yum.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 04:15 PM
There's two answers to this question, the official one and the personal one.

The official one: As a moderator, it's my job to uphold the rules of the forum. Any sort of message directed at one person SHOULD be put in a PM. It's a FORUM. Forums are supposed to be used for discussion and ****. Not to ask something retarded like, "Hey Bub, you got any butter? I need a tablespoon to bake this pound cake" or something like that.

The personal one: I just found it comical that you'd choose an internet forum to talk to your friend instead of one of the bazillion more practical ways that exist in the world to contact him.

We're both always here, so why not? Don't be so anal about it.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 04:19 PM
We're both always here, so why not? Don't be so anal about it.


Anal?

I just gave you two answers. I figured one would satisfy you.

A) The moderator bull****

B) I found it comical.

You're the one who needs to stop being anal.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 04:24 PM
I used Global to communicate with Bub cause I'm too lazy to write an email or call him on his cell. So ****ing what? What's the big deal? You're the one taking this **** too seriously.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 04:27 PM
I used Global to communicate with Bub cause I'm too lazy to write an email or call him on his cell. So ****ing what? What's the big deal? You're the one taking this **** too seriously.


You're retarded.

I'm taking none of this seriously at all. Did I not say I found it comical? Though, I do take the mod job with as much seriousness as a non-paying, very little work job gets. Maybe if you understood the concept, YOU'D still be a mod.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 04:40 PM
You're retarded.

I'm taking none of this seriously at all. Did I not say I found it comical? Though, I do take the mod job with as much seriousness as a non-paying, very little work job gets. Maybe if you understood the concept, YOU'D still be a mod.

Well then we have a different idea of comedy. As for your attempted insult: It wasn't about understading concepts, it was about not giving a ****.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 04:45 PM
Well then we have a different idea of comedy. As for your attempted insult: It wasn't about understading concepts, it was about not giving a ****.


So, if you don't give a ****, why bother to post 4 or 5 times in this discussion? You obviously have to give at least a little **** or you wouldn't have even replyed once.

Nuno is backed into a corner. What will he do folks? Will he come out swinging? Or will he cower into the corner and die? Stay tuned.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 04:47 PM
So, if you don't give a ****, why bother to post 4 or 5 times in this discussion? You obviously have to give at least a little **** or you wouldn't have even replyed once.

Nuno is backed into a corner. What will he do folks? Will he come out swinging? Or will he cower into the corner and die? Stay tuned.


I was referring to when I was a mod. I did not give a **** about being a mod. Are we on the same page now?

Squezze
09-17-2004, 04:57 PM
I refuse to be on the same page as you. I'm sure your page is full of soccer balls and daffodils.

Well, I'll quote Paul McCartney here, "If you've got a job to do, you've got to do it well". You can basically seperate the world into two categories: People who do their job well, and losers. You decide where you fall.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:07 PM
LOL!! You consider being a mod a "job." Well that's on you buddy.


For the record, my page is filled with soccer and MMA.

Purity
09-17-2004, 05:13 PM
soccer sux

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:15 PM
Hi.

Purity
09-17-2004, 05:20 PM
howz it goin

Fallout
09-17-2004, 05:20 PM
Wow, this is a new and exciting thread. Nothing like this has ever been done on globalmma.com before.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:21 PM
LOL!! You consider being a mod a "job." Well that's on you buddy.


For the record, my page is filled with soccer and MMA.


It is a job in a very minor sense. How is it not a job? Explain to me oh wise Nuno.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:21 PM
Chillin.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:23 PM
Wow, this is a new and exciting thread. Nothing like this has ever been done on globalmma.com before.


Rehashing or redoing stuff that's already been done is a hell of a lot more exciting then people posting once every three hours. This thread alone has more posts than the entire forum got last Saturday and Sunday.

I'm just enjoying poking Nuno with a stick.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:24 PM
Serious question here for Nuno.

For curiousity's sakes, why do you list your location as Portugal if you live in Jersey? And yes, I know you're Portugese and stuff.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:29 PM
It is a job in a very minor sense. How is it not a job? Explain to me oh wise Nuno.

There's no cash involved. It's more a favor than anything else.

job
1. A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.
2. A position in which one is employed.
3.
1. A task that must be done: Washing the windows is not my job.
2. A specified duty or responsibility. See Synonyms at task.
4.
1. A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
2. The object to be worked on.
3. Something resulting from or produced by work.
5. Computer Science. A program application that may consist of several steps but is performed as a single logical unit.
6. Informal. A difficult or strenuous task: It was a real job to convince them to drop the charges.
7. Informal. A bad or unsatisfactory piece of work: The stylist did a real job on my hair.
8. Informal. A state of affairs: Their marriage was a bad job from the start. It's a good job that we left early to avoid the traffic.
9. Informal. A criminal act, especially a robbery: a bank job.
10. Informal. An example of a specified type, especially of something made or constructed. Often used in combination: a new building that is just another glass and steel job; a cowboy hat that is one of those ten-gallon jobs.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:31 PM
Serious question here for Nuno.

For curiousity's sakes, why do you list your location as Portugal if you live in Jersey? And yes, I know you're Portugese and stuff.

It's where I'd rather be. Seriously, who cares?

Purity
09-17-2004, 05:36 PM
you should poke back nun-yo. ask him why he can't spell "sqeeze"

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:41 PM
you should poke back nun-yo. ask him why he can't spell "sqeeze"
:thinking:

Fallout
09-17-2004, 05:42 PM
http://bombyx.biol.tsukuba.ac.jp/~ando/seminar/hornets_nest.jpg
+http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2002/manual/images/bilingual/stick.jpg=http://hearth.com/cartoonpics/ratings.jpg

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:44 PM
**** you butterball. I'm no bumblebee!!!

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:45 PM
2. A specified duty or responsibility.

Did you not read this?

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:46 PM
you should poke back nun-yo. ask him why he can't spell "sqeeze"


HA! You might need to ask yourself that one.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:47 PM
I ****ing Love Tea~! Mother ****ers

Fallout
09-17-2004, 05:48 PM
**** you butterball. I'm no bumblebee!!!

I never said you were. its actually a wasps nest and it was meant to say that stirring up **** gets people posting.

It sounds like someone needs to relax a little bit.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:50 PM
I never said you were. its actually a wasps nest and it was meant to say that stirring up **** gets people posting.

It sounds like someone needs to relax a little bit.
No ****. I was just stirring you up. hehe.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:51 PM
Nuno's married now. I'd be stressed out too if I never got laid.


OOOOOOOHHHHH. Yeah, I said it. This is fun.

Good natured ribbing, Nuno me boyo.

Bzob
09-17-2004, 05:51 PM
Relax Creed, whats your problem

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:52 PM
Nuno's married now. I'd be stressed out too if I never got laid.


OOOOOOOHHHHH. Yeah, I said it. This is fun.

Good natured ribbing, Nuno me boyo.

Actually we have sex alot.

Fallout
09-17-2004, 05:52 PM
Relax Creed

Ok


:wank:

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:52 PM
Relax Creed, whats your problem

Seriously, he's getting all violent and ****.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:53 PM
Actually we have sex alot.


This is where you're supposed to comeback with something entertaining.

Fallout
09-17-2004, 05:53 PM
Seriously, he's getting all violent and ****.

It was a misunderstanding.

Purity
09-17-2004, 05:53 PM
HA! You might need to ask yourself that one.

****!

actually though......maybe i could call you skeeze from now on. hey give it a try nun-yo! let's see how it fits him.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:55 PM
This is where you're supposed to comeback with something entertaining.

Oh.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:57 PM
I can't believe that tea is winning.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-17-2004, 05:57 PM
Why is ****ing Bobert defending Nuno and ****, he's a married man now you bald freak.

PS: Creatine and lifting like a maniac has me doing cartwheels in my office.
You ****ers ****ed up the tea thread.

Me want some green tea.

Purity
09-17-2004, 05:58 PM
i wonder if i can abuse my mod powers to **** up those ghey tea luvin results.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 05:59 PM
Canadians = 1/2 British which in turn explains the tea liking.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 05:59 PM
Why is ****ing Bobert defending Nuno and ****, he's a married man now you bald freak.

PS: Creatine and lifting like a maniac has me doing cartwheels in my office.
You ****ers ****ed up the tea thread.

Me want some green tea.


I blame Nuno.

Purity
09-17-2004, 06:00 PM
Me want some green tea.

:la:

Mr. Beelzebub
09-17-2004, 06:00 PM
I blame nuno for hippies and Global warming too.

Fallout
09-17-2004, 06:00 PM
Canadians = 1/2 British which in turn explains the tea liking.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, it does? I thought it was the fact that home made tea is a lot better than coffee?

Nuno
09-17-2004, 06:01 PM
I leave you with a NOT SAFE link.

Good bye.

http://gq.msn.it/cont/030gqg/iindex.asp

Mr. Beelzebub
09-17-2004, 06:01 PM
:la:

suck me beautiful

Nuno
09-17-2004, 06:02 PM
I blame nuno for hippies and Global warming too.

This is your fault for using me as a reference to get your car.

Purity
09-17-2004, 06:03 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, it does? I thought it was the fact that home made tea is a lot better than coffee?

besides beer and fine tequila, nothing is better than coffee.

Nuno
09-17-2004, 06:05 PM
Coffee is the **** YO!!!! PEACE OUT *****ES!!!!

Squezze
09-17-2004, 06:05 PM
Coffee tastes like steaming ass.

Fallout
09-17-2004, 06:07 PM
besides beer and fine tequila, nothing is better than coffee.

Dude, a cup of tea in the morning is so much better than coffee. Its just that coffee is easier to make and most coffee places make ****ty tea because they don't boil the water.

Purity
09-17-2004, 06:16 PM
we boil the water. coffee takes skill to make. over a hundred employees on my floor and NOBODY makes coffee like me. why is squezze letting people fart on his face?

Squezze
09-17-2004, 06:19 PM
we boil the water. coffee takes skill to make. over a hundred employees on my floor and NOBODY makes coffee like me. why is squezze letting people fart on his face?


I'm a total sexual deviant.

DOGGx0
09-17-2004, 06:34 PM
I was referring to when I was a mod. I did not give a **** about being a mod. Are we on the same page now?
Thats not the reaction I saw when I hit you up about it, and the response I got from you was more misleading, like the obvious piece of **** you are.

"I'll get those forums going" (riiiiiight)
"I'll help" (which was the last thing you did)

so next time you "think" that I HAVE to take what you say into consideration, think again.

And in the end, you're still the main ***** ass ***** out of this whole group that cries that you guys are so ****ing great and we should be so greatful to be graced with your presence. We should take care of those "dedicated" to Global MMA? Shiiiiiit *****, you ain't dedicated to ****. Know where you stand now when you go crying about some Off Topic bull****. Way to support the site, ****face. And what are we supposed to do? Pay for a site and work hard for people that really don't give a ****? Now you might understand a little bit why we don't give a **** about your opinions.

So **** you, and have a nice day. :)

Bzob
09-17-2004, 06:42 PM
I used to be a mod too......Good times

Fallout
09-17-2004, 08:10 PM
I used to be a mod too......Good times

O.T was the best when it was Bzob Allison and Me. The drunk guy, the hot chick and the man who was once voted the man to most likely abuse his power. Good times.

Squezze
09-17-2004, 08:50 PM
O.T was the best when it was Bzob Allison and Me. The drunk guy, the hot chick and the man who was once voted the man to most likely abuse his power. Good times.


I almost feel like one of those policemen from Mad Max. I dunno if that makes sense or not. I'm hammered, so that's my excuse. Chew me.

HockeyFighter
09-18-2004, 01:29 AM
I rememeber when I was a mod. I didn't do much but there really wasn't much to do. I still liked the **** I started with Pal and Parazit when I changed a bunch of their posts in the male rotties forum back in the day.

Being a mod at sherdog also provided good times with power abuse. I like power.

realkaps
09-18-2004, 01:47 AM
I remember being a mod.....

Nuno
09-20-2004, 03:21 PM
Thats not the reaction I saw when I hit you up about it, and the response I got from you was more misleading, like the obvious piece of **** you are.

"I'll get those forums going" (riiiiiight)

"I'll help" (which was the last thing you did)

so next time you "think" that I HAVE to take what you say into consideration, think again.

And in the end, you're still the main ***** ass ***** out of this whole group that cries that you guys are so ****ing great and we should be so greatful to be graced with your presence. We should take care of those "dedicated" to Global MMA? Shiiiiiit *****, you ain't dedicated to ****. Know where you stand now when you go crying about some Off Topic bull****. Way to support the site, ****face. And what are we supposed to do? Pay for a site and work hard for people that really don't give a ****? Now you might understand a little bit why we don't give a **** about your opinions.

So **** you, and have a nice day. :)

I did try at first and you know it. The problem is noone gave a **** and unless there is a dramatic change, noone ever will. When I realized that, I stopped caring.

This site seems to be for a select group of people who like bull****ting with each other. Outsiders don't last long here. The few of us that show up here keep it alive. If you don't appreciate them, then your site will die.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-20-2004, 03:31 PM

Nuno
09-20-2004, 03:35 PM
I can't see the pic you posted for some reason.

realkaps
09-20-2004, 03:41 PM
Weird...

Mr. Beelzebub
09-20-2004, 03:57 PM
That's because I didn't posy anything at all. That's crazy!!

Nuno
09-20-2004, 03:59 PM
Werd.

Nuno
09-20-2004, 04:00 PM
To get back on topic. I just had a capuccino that has me hyper as ****. ARRRAARRAAGGHHH!!!!098u9*&&)(_)_)(@&@(*^&^^^$%

Leather
09-20-2004, 04:01 PM
Semen with sugar...

Leather
09-20-2004, 04:02 PM
and cocoa...

Nuno
09-20-2004, 04:02 PM
No. More like sugar with sugar. 8178297`18347*^%%))(^(^%$^%$$$(&^%*%*^%&)^(*^

Mr. Beelzebub
09-20-2004, 04:06 PM
I am drinking my daily dosis of creatine...tastes like ****.

Nuno
09-20-2004, 04:11 PM
Are you seeing the results yet?

Mr. Beelzebub
09-20-2004, 04:16 PM
Increased strength in general. I am moving up in the weight I am working with faster than usual. I might start seeing results after a few months, but I am not concentrating my work out on it.

Nuno
09-20-2004, 04:29 PM
More power too you if you can stick with the program. I got to start doing something regularly for myself.

Fallout
09-20-2004, 04:36 PM
More power too you if you can stick with the program. I got to start doing something regularly for myself.


I know this might seem like an obvious answer, given that this is an MMA board, but BJJ is great for sheding pounds and toning up. I was only doing it for a few weeks and I could already feel myself having more enery and I lost a lot of weight for a short amount of time. I can't wait until my foot heals so I can go back.

Nuno
09-20-2004, 04:46 PM
I know this might seem like an obvious answer, given that this is an MMA board, but BJJ is great for sheding pounds and toning up. I was only doing it for a few weeks and I could already feel myself having more enery and I lost a lot of weight for a short amount of time. I can't wait until my foot heals so I can go back.

No doubt. I felt the same way when I was training. It's too bad I can't afford it right now.

Fallout
09-20-2004, 05:05 PM
No doubt. I felt the same way when I was training. It's too bad I can't afford it right now.

Speaking of which, how is the wife? Do you still have a mind of your own?

Nuno
09-20-2004, 05:20 PM
Speaking of which, how is the wife? Do you still have a mind of your own?

The wife is great. Yes I still have a mind of my own. We compromise fairly well. This may sound corny, but she's my best friend so I'm happy everyday I'm with her. :yup:

nance
09-20-2004, 08:16 PM
The wife is great. Yes I still have a mind of my own. We compromise fairly well. This may sound corny, but she's my best friend so I'm happy everyday I'm with her. :yup:


Awesome deal Nuno! I think that's wonderful. Marriage is what you make of it as partners. Keep smiling. :-)

Leather
09-21-2004, 03:31 AM
The wife is great. Yes I still have a mind of my own. We compromise fairly well. This may sound corny, but she's my best friend so I'm happy everyday I'm with her. :yup:

Have you recorded some sex tape Gena Lee Nolin Style??

:headbang:

Squezze
09-21-2004, 10:48 AM
Gena Lee Nolin's sex tape sucks. I find her LESS attractive after that. Anybody see that Jenna girl from Survivor's sex tape? It was the bomb.

Nuno
09-21-2004, 02:06 PM
Gena Lee Nolin's sex tape sucks. I find her LESS attractive after that. Anybody see that Jenna girl from Survivor's sex tape? It was the bomb.

Link???????

Leather
09-21-2004, 04:26 PM
Others: Boiled Period with honey...good for colds

Mr. Beelzebub
09-22-2004, 09:43 AM
I am drinking some Jasmine Tea right now. Good ass tea

DOGGx0
09-22-2004, 12:29 PM
I am drinking some Jasmine Tea right now. Good ass tea
******.