I have created this thread to help all of you with my vast knowledge and catlike speed and reflexes in the feild of drinking,smokeing, child rearing and misunderstandings......Be like me and be a winner.

Children need encouragement
So if a kid gets an answer right
tell him it was a lucky guess
that way , he develops a good, lucky feeling

your childern are going to grow up to be well adjusted, healthy young adults.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face...

yeah, i like slapping thier word holes for no reason at all

I think your grammar skills has lessen in the past months.

YAY Kato is here!!

Turturro for ever!!!

Bzob, my ex-girlfriend keeps holding this one incident against me. One time I washed down too many muscle relaxers with 2 bottles of red wine and passed out. Then I started puking but was passed out and couldn't wake up so she had too trun me over and make sure I didn't pull a Jimi Hendrix. Everytime I feel like yelling at her she says " You shouldn't talk to me that way! I saved your life! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!!!" What should I do?

Bzob, my ex-girlfriend keeps holding this one incident against me. One time I washed down too many muscle relaxers with 2 bottles of red wine and passed out. Then I started puking but was passed out and couldn't wake up so she had too trun me over and make sure I didn't pull a Jimi Hendrix. Everytime I feel like yelling at her she says " You shouldn't talk to me that way! I saved your life! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!!!" What should I do?


Tear the flesh from her bones. Eat the bones and steal her powers.

Punch her in the face and say "You dumbass if you didn't save my life you wouldn't be bleeding right now. Don't you feel stupid?"

Gman is correct. She's too skinny to make good eatin. The ***** barely breaks a buck'o'five.

Yeah but you could make a cool necklace out of her bones.

True. I'm not into jewelry myself, but I'm sure the next girl I go out with will be impressed by my ex gf's bone's necklace.

Tear the flesh from her bones. Eat the bones and steal her powers.


this is possibly your best post EVER

Agreed, so mystical Chaman Squezze, more than you think....OOOOOOoooooommmmmm...the cosmic seminal power of the velvet whale is with you, I see it, I see it...

Agreed, so mystical Chaman Squezze, more than you think....OOOOOOoooooommmmmm...the cosmic seminal power of the velvet whale is with you, I see it, I see it...


I also see it. No idea what it is, though.

I have created this thread to help all of you with my vast knowledge and catlike speed and reflexes in the feild of drinking,smokeing, child rearing and misunderstandings......Be like me and be a winner.

Children need encouragement
So if a kid gets an answer right
tell him it was a lucky guess
that way , he develops a good, lucky feeling
you got an incoming foot to the face you keep that **** up