View Full Version : let's play the food, the car or the sex.


handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 03:21 PM
a sub
http://www.jjventures.com/images/subsandwich1.jpg
a ford pinto
http://www.gladtidings.info/fathersday/images/2001/carshow23.jpg
Katie Couric
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/246400.jpg

what would you rather have the food, the car or the sex.








feel free to add your own.

Purity
09-09-2004, 03:22 PM
i'm gonna have to go with katie

Squezze
09-09-2004, 03:23 PM
Katie for sure. I bet she's wild as hell in the sack.

realkaps
09-09-2004, 03:24 PM
I'll take the samich....

Prince
09-09-2004, 03:28 PM
She's open about her butt too...didn't she get a cam sent up her pooper on national TV to check for cancer? I would have jacked to that

VulgarTheClown
09-09-2004, 03:29 PM
Katie for sure. I bet she's wild as hell in the sack.


yes

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 03:32 PM
okay a steak and lobster dinner
http://www.ascencionrecordings.com/Products/images/009Surf%20and%20Turf.jpg

a 1970 ford mustang
http://199.239.248.45/images/stk/1970/fd1970mustang01.jpg

mila kunis

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/kunis1.JPG

Fallout
09-09-2004, 03:37 PM
mila kunis cooking me a lobster and steak dinner, then ****ing her in a 1970 ford mustang

realkaps
09-09-2004, 03:38 PM
Mila Kunis for sure.....

Purity
09-09-2004, 03:41 PM
Mila Kunis for sure.....

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 03:43 PM
yeah I would have to go witt the mustang because the sluts around here would lkove it. One great night of sex with a super hot chick would be great but a few years of sex with average girls would be nicer. Plus I could use a car.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 03:45 PM
Mila Kunis is too hot - DSLs

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 03:45 PM
In the first one, I'd take the Pinto.

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 03:51 PM
okay 25 pizza's

http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Fall02/Thomson/images/pizza.jpg

a go-cart

http://www.lymangood.com/go_cart2.jpg

courtny love

http://www.nyrock.com/images/courtny5.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 03:52 PM
The Kart, for sure.

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 03:54 PM
yeah a go-cart would rock.

Purity
09-09-2004, 03:57 PM
i'm gonna have ta side with llama and virgin king on this one. i probably couldn't even get my dick hard with courtney love and 20 outta those 25 pizzas would probably spoil before i could get to them.

realkaps
09-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Go Kart.....

Squezze
09-09-2004, 04:04 PM
Mila Kunis on the first one, and the go-kart on the second

realkaps
09-09-2004, 04:04 PM
Rear steak...
http://www.dhofstee.be/images/gerechten/cotegroot.jpg

Chopper
http://www.bluztattooz.com/Images/Matt's%20Tat's/Matts%20West%20Coast%202.jpg

Brooke Burke
http://www.1067wjfk.com/ups/gallery_dm/brooke-burke.jpg

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 04:08 PM
chopper but not that one

HockeyFighter
09-09-2004, 04:09 PM
1. sub
2. Mila
3. Go kart
4. Steak because I hate Brooke Burke

Purity
09-09-2004, 04:10 PM
you HAVE to pick that chopper dummy. that's the whole point.

anywayz, the steak looks good but i make better so that's out. the chopper's ugly as **** so i guess i'll take brook.

realkaps
09-09-2004, 04:11 PM
I'll take Brooke....

VulgarTheClown
09-09-2004, 04:16 PM
Mila Kunis for sure.....

Squezze
09-09-2004, 04:18 PM
OMG Brooke Burke fo sheezy

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 04:22 PM
lifetime supply of beef

http://www.restorationfarms.com/beef.JPG
the oscar meyer wiener moble

http://www.roundamerica.com/images/July/2003-07-28/trip-2003-07-28-MI-Dearborn-Oscar-Meyer-Wienermobile-200.jpg

keira knightly
http://sarafan.ru/pics/art1/art1469_289.jpg




I have to go with keira on this one.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 04:23 PM
Brooke Burke... ****, mad wood just thinking about it.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 04:26 PM
That's not keira in the pic you posted, young man.

Anyway, hard ass choice... I could be the coolest mofo in New Jerus with the Oscar Mayer mobile, but Keira is one hot, skanky looking chick.

Keira, by a small margin.

Nuno
09-09-2004, 04:29 PM
Brook and Keira definately. :hump:

VulgarTheClown
09-09-2004, 04:30 PM
brooke burke on a chopper

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 04:31 PM
Imagine ****ing Keira IN the Oscar Mayer Mobile... Holy ****.

Bluecifer
09-09-2004, 04:33 PM
The choice between Keira and a life supply of beef has me at a stalemate.

realkaps
09-09-2004, 04:35 PM
Liver and Onions...
http://www.perfectspice.com/liver.jpg

Moped...
http://www.cogsrentals.com/1970s/046-4225-1970s-cady%20moped-50per.jpg

Nicole Bass....
http://www.andrulla.com/trips/97mso/97msonbass.jpg

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 04:39 PM
moped

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2004, 04:41 PM
moped

WORD

Nuno
09-09-2004, 04:44 PM
**** it, liver and onions.

Nuno
09-09-2004, 04:52 PM
Maggot cheese
http://www.nbc.com/Fear_Factor/images/309_stunt_maggots.jpg

Your guess is as good as mine....
http://www.planethoustonamx.com/ugly%20cars/ugly70amx.jpg

Janet Reno
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/orangureno.jpg

Purity
09-09-2004, 04:54 PM
i'll take the car. at least i could enjoy a good bonfire.

Bluecifer
09-09-2004, 04:54 PM
Liver & Onions+Janet Reno.

Squezze
09-09-2004, 05:16 PM
Lifetime supply of beef
Moped
That burnt out piece of **** car.

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2004, 05:23 PM
janet

Fallout
09-09-2004, 06:38 PM
Curry
http://www.chinatown-online.com/recipe/curry.jpg
Bat Mobile
http://www.cookiejars.net/batmobile.jpg
G-man
http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/grantthumb.jpg

Bluecifer
09-09-2004, 06:53 PM
That curry looks pretty good.

Squezze
09-09-2004, 07:07 PM
Batmobile

realkaps
09-09-2004, 07:14 PM
Batmobil....

HockeyFighter
09-09-2004, 07:22 PM
I'll take Keira

seldomTap
09-09-2004, 10:58 PM
In a large majority of those, the food looked pretty damn good....

Nuno
09-10-2004, 11:05 AM
Even the maggot cheese?

Squezze
09-10-2004, 11:42 AM
MMmmmmm. Maggot cheese.....

Fallout
09-10-2004, 01:14 PM
Even the maggot cheese?

Have you ever seen head cheese? I'd rather eat the maggot cheese.

Zen
09-10-2004, 09:03 PM
Katie, Mila, go kart, chopper