Cuban children aren't going anywhere fast

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these lil rocket scientists "enjoy the waves battering against Havana's seafront El Malecon". their equally intelligent parents weren't present due to overtime hours being put in at the labs, curing cancer while simutaneously performing brain sugury.
yet right when i was about to further my "foreigners are ****ing stupid" rants...

Floridians prove me wrong
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this emmy award winner decides to play a game of little engine that could. and where, just where, would we decide to be doing this at, you ask.....

at the YEEHAW Junction of course. that's right folks, leave to ****ing florida to come out with the yeehaw junction. fortunately, it's a ford so there's no significant vehicular loss. and since we're on a positive note, we can also note that it's a ford DRIVER so no significant potential life loss looming either.


so as i was about to give the citizens of florida an exception to my case against stupid foreigners....

We've got about 30,000 confirmed dip****s on the west coast

http://images.burningman.com/gallery/chromaniac.16397.jpg

i don't get it and don't want to. this burning man **** attracted over 35,000 *******s who, will not only be voting in 2 months, but also attain spiritual zen by watching a ****ing stick man burn in the middle of the desert while driving "Mad-Max-style 'mutant vehicles'" and refer to eachother in aliases like "Rebel Barbie".

no doubt- hippies. i really can't stand these people.

Now on to the important ****!

i, on the other hand, went to a KICK ASS food festival last night. even though i lost my phone on friday as well as about $200 last night, it was made up cause i drank maaaaad beer, met maaaaad women, and ate food from every ****ing country out there

well except asian food but that's only cause it's the lowest in catagories of good international food.

i also:
-got a digital camera but don't know how to work it
-collapsed my pool table
-punched a keg
-have about 10 people passed out in my living room right now
-got the bubble guts from one of those goddam countries last night
-am going to go now and kick everyone the **** outta my house
-and grab a glass of orange juice too