View Full Version : So I ****ed the 18 yr. old next door


Purity
09-02-2004, 11:52 AM
naw just kidding.

BUT she did call me this morning crying about her ex. gawd it's so silly. what the **** do you women go through during that age?? i mean, the **** that must run through your head is just-

oh wait a minute. no chicks on this site anymore. ****, i hate you people.



anywayz, she was wondering if i could take her out tonight to eat. she's "going nuts being alone" and now feels even ****tier cause she doesn't get paid till friday. so it's basically just a cute way of asking if i'll pay. ah yes.....and it's no wonder why the vagina is the same shape of a purse.

bah, who cares. it's a thursday night, i aint got **** to do, could get some tang, plus it's a good reason to try out this new korean bbq down the street.

GeNeRaL
09-02-2004, 11:56 AM
awesome. keep us posted, looks like shes beggin for it already. take one for the team :)

Fallout
09-02-2004, 12:13 PM
http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/postpics.gif

Purity
09-02-2004, 12:17 PM
actually, i gotta digi cam yesterday. i could probably post somethin

Fallout
09-02-2004, 12:19 PM
actually, i gotta digi cam yesterday. i could probably post somethin

Ethier you or Adam still has my camera.

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 01:00 PM
Ethier you or Adam still has my camera.
Nobody has your camera, Fat boy. I would assume you lost it elsewhere.

Purity
09-02-2004, 01:05 PM
i think i still have it. hell, i dunno.

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 01:31 PM
who cares.

Purity
09-02-2004, 01:43 PM
HAHAHAHA!! naw creed. i'll get it back to ya. gimmie yer address & ****.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-02-2004, 01:45 PM
I'll give you 50 bucks for Creed's cam. Not joking.

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 01:53 PM
HAHAHAHA!! naw creed. i'll get it back to ya. gimmie yer address & ****.
**** that. sell it on ebay.

Purity
09-02-2004, 02:06 PM
I'll give you 50 bucks for Creed's cam. Not joking.

you mean creed's gonna have to pay more than $65 to get his very own camera back??

Prince
09-02-2004, 02:11 PM
go younger than 18 dude

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 02:16 PM
go younger than 18 dude
nobody cept you dates 14 year olds son

Prince
09-02-2004, 02:18 PM
then you're all making a bad choice

Mr. Beelzebub
09-02-2004, 02:28 PM
!8 year old on the rebound? Even Creed could get some Tang in that situation.

Fallout
09-02-2004, 02:30 PM
!8 year old on the rebound? Even Creed could get some Tang in that situation.


Its true

handjobs4dollars
09-02-2004, 03:12 PM
but not me

Bluecifer
09-02-2004, 05:03 PM
Those cost extra....

nance
09-02-2004, 05:28 PM
oh wait a minute. no chicks on this site anymore. ****, i hate you people.





What am I? Chopped liver? :dunno:

The Golden Bear
09-02-2004, 06:12 PM
that chick is too skinny tony.

but more power to you, BRAH!

Fallout
09-02-2004, 06:31 PM
What am I?

married

Zen
09-02-2004, 06:41 PM
Good luck bro. I should've stayed single forever. Acutally I'd like to live like Bill Murray in Ground Hog day, but instead of 1 day, do 16 to 22 over and over and over again.

Anyways, there's all these hot chicks at this new place I work, and today all I could think about was smelling their *******. If you get the chance, give hers a good whiffff and let me know how it smells.

Curly Howard
09-02-2004, 08:34 PM
This thread is really disapointing

Zen
09-02-2004, 08:39 PM
This thread is really disapointing

I've grown accustomed to disappointment in my life..... so be it.

Curly Howard
09-02-2004, 08:42 PM
yeah

HockeyFighter
09-02-2004, 11:00 PM
My birth was a huge disappointment

Fallout
09-02-2004, 11:27 PM
My birth was a huge disappointment

We can only hope your death makes up for it.

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 12:29 AM
My birth was a huge disappointment


because it was anal?

Purity
09-03-2004, 12:32 AM
We can only hope your death makes up for it.

HAHAHAHHA!!!

HockeyFighter
09-03-2004, 12:34 AM
My death will also disappoint.

Purity
09-03-2004, 12:37 AM
so you're immortal?

HockeyFighter
09-03-2004, 12:41 AM
I could be, we won't know until I die.

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 12:47 AM
how do you think you will go?

HockeyFighter
09-03-2004, 12:52 AM
just fade away into nothingness

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 12:53 AM
emo

Zen
09-03-2004, 12:57 AM
You'll outlive everyone here. Miserable people live longer, gives 'em more stuff to miser over.

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 01:04 AM
You'll outlive everyone here. Miserable people live longer, gives 'em more stuff to miser over.


what about suicide?????

HockeyFighter
09-03-2004, 01:33 AM
Too hard

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 01:35 AM
I wish more happy people would kill themselves.

HockeyFighter
09-03-2004, 01:41 AM
me too

Tanner Rhoden
09-05-2004, 05:57 PM
**** her brains out then never talk to her agian.

Purity
09-06-2004, 01:59 AM
yeah sure. no problem. i'll just ask her to relocate.

as an update, i never ****ed her that night.

Carlao
09-06-2004, 03:06 PM
I don't care if you ****ed her or not. Where are her pictures???????

Purity
09-06-2004, 03:40 PM
well i didn't get her pics but i got some tits on camera from another chick that was over last night. i'm cleanin the pad right now but i'm gonna figure out how to hook this cam up shortly.

already signed up on that shutterfly place too.