If you don't have a penis and you've "designed" a webpage, then chances are that your so-called webpage is as gross as Rosie O'Donnell's discharge. Unfortunately, females have a knack for wasting Internet space by compiling mass amounts of theoretical **** into one decrepid index.htm file, or image repeating dumpster.

And who better to help women clog the digital world with feverish horsecrap? Sites/apps like America Online, Live Journal, and related communities of digital diarhea. Girlpages on America Online are the worst. AOL is where the femme fatale's of the Internet horribly piece together the ugliest and most annoying webpages in the world. Then, these borderline retarded vaginas have the nerve to think their webpages are "cute," "sweet," and "phat," yo. And in return for the 19 hours it took the disfunctional female to create her artistic online variation of humiliation, her digital quilt of animated images, her self-esteem may subconsciously rise which causes her to go on webpage building splurges until she runs out of annoying songs to play in the background, or those cartoony images. Someone save us from the humanity!

I happily do not regret to inform you, the female America Online webpage creator, that your webpages fail to excite me and you should halt creating them immediately. Failure to stop uploading that crap will simply result in online men becoming increasingly annoyed. If you cooterfied mammals still don't realize you suck at the Internet, then send me your picture (nude is fine if you're not fat), age, location, and whether or not you eat box. I'll post your personal ad on 1215 and list them accordingly. Example "hot braindead retard loves anal, but thinks her AOL webpage with 9,078 *.gif animations of cartoon characters, flaming text, and right click disabled webpage is the "****."" Guess how many replies a girl like that will recieve? A LOT. Probably because men don't care about your lousy webpage if your skirt is hiked up and their pullin' out the meat curtains.

I'm also annoyed by braindead girls who think that "Right Click Disabled" means that no one can download an image from their page. Wrong. To steal images from a girls webpage, one with a quarter ounce of Internet knowledge can easily grasp any image they choose by opening the webpage in another browser and click VIEW SOURCE. How do you think I got those two booty shaking mama's all the way up there?

The following female's webpages annoy the world. Some of these may or may not still exist. If they're gone, ****ing good.


http://hometown.aol.com/flexywexywendy/MYBASICHOMEPAGEprofile.html

http://hometown.aol.com/iiashleyli

http://hometown.aol.com/fkdmami0269

http://hometown.aol.com/mixbabydoll

http://hometown.aol.com/angelicdevil

http://hometown.aol.com/dirtysouthmami19

http://hometown.aol.com/waitin4u2seeme

http://hometown.aol.com/photogal49

http://hometown.aol.com/playgurl4u2nv143

http://hometown.aol.com/angeleyes2cu4/myhomepage/profile.html

http://hometown.aol.com/kramboxoxox

http://hometown.aol.com/yeayeawhateva19

http://hometown.aol.com/berryblonde61

If the Internet had a ****ometer, girlpages on AOL would be off the heezy, my neezy. This kinda **** would make Wayne Brady choke a *****.

BTW I didn't right this i just c&p it from here

http://www.twelvefifteen.com/wsnm/news.php?artc=20&

I give up

**** i can't stand when they're fat and ugly and happen to be ******s that find high school boyish charm cute.
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it's obvious most are influnced by mtv's raging popy rap crap trend....and judging by thier pics Mcdonalds aswell.

....and judging by thier pics Mcdonalds aswell.

hahahaha

If women didn't have verginers I would so no reason to keep them around.

HAHAHAHA!!! Best thread ever! rosie o'donnel's discharge DOES freakishly resemble each and every one of those websites.

"
My name is Niccy
I live at home in Bucks County
I have animals
Im taken by Mike
I hang out with friends
go clubing,, play pool, go to movies,
sleep, watch Tv, i like to just have fun
thats what i focus on is just having fun.


I like all kinds of music
Just as long as it sounds good.


SHOUT OUTS
Nichole aka BOB,
Big Merr DOG(there's somethin wrong with my legs)
DON, Trish(the crazy B1tch), My bro matt i love man
CRAIG YOU CAN GO F*CK YOURSELF
MY MUM BUM, DAD, ANGIE YOU KNOW YOUR MY GURL,
SHAWN,MATT,DAN,JAY, JAMIE(rasberries)
JOE SHMO FROM IDAHOE.........
ANYONE ELSE I MISSED I STILL LOVE YOU.
****SMOOCHES****




uhh.. does this dumbass cunt think anybody gives a **** about her life? really. SMOOCHES!!!!

Does KittyKitty qualifiy as a woman? I know she has all the correct body parts but seems to be fairly logical and quite sane. I think that disqualifies her from being a woman.

im some sort of mongoloid.

i like how her hatred for craig got a shout out before her own parents. just take a ride on the emotional roller coaster.

Hey I'm summer time girl.

I have tons of friends who I take **** about to every guy I know, because I think they care. We like to go shopping together and I make fun of the poor ones and the fat ones. I have a fear of actually thinking so I love pop mnusic and dancing and going clubing like every other cam whore on the interent. I have four dogs who I love to death, their my babies. I have no real goals in life and hope to find a rich, good looking man who does nothing but kiss my ass like it was ice cream. We can get married and I can start getting fat. I hate guys who come on to me who are not good looking or rich. I mean I did come in fourth in the cooksmills county beauty pageant, like I would waste my time on you.

http://hometown.aol.com/berryblonde61/images/cute.jpg

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http://hometown.aol.com/berryblonde61/images/dawn2.jpg

why... .... why would you do that? why?

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thats some ****ed up ****, 2 posts above.