View Full Version : Jesse James


Curly Howard
08-31-2004, 09:29 PM
Cool or Tool
YOu make the call

http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/JOM/0310/Byko/figA.gif

Prince
08-31-2004, 09:31 PM
tool

who the **** is that guy? he needs his face kicked in

KittyKitty
08-31-2004, 09:34 PM
tool. that guy is one of the biggest douche bags i've ever seen.

realkaps
08-31-2004, 09:47 PM
I personally think he is cool. The guy was the first too make Choppers like he does and now he has got a ton of *****es like the OCC **** makin money by copying him. He is the original......

handjobs4dollars
08-31-2004, 11:27 PM
yeah he had slayer on his show. Those ****ing american chopper guys piss me off. "Yeah I think the black paint really adds to the character of the bike and will make it stand out"


Shut the **** up already.

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 02:56 AM
I just watched motorcycle mania 3
I admire the way he made it on his own and came from nothing.

I do hate seeing a bunch of kids walking around with the maltese cross on their hats.

The knock offs suck too. There's even a place down the street that makes "custom choppers" all their **** looks like they just started picking stuff up off the shop floor and welding it to a frame.
And the "artist" bike builder and theme bikes...........

Prince
09-01-2004, 03:12 AM
Old Man with mustache: YOU'RE LATE!!! WE'RE RUNNING LATE!!! WE'RE BEHIND!!!!
Young guy: You know, dad always gets really mad at me. I'd appreciate if he'd consider my feelings and ideas when it comes to this back.
Old man: YOU'RE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young guy: I really wish he'd let me work at my own pace if he wants quality work done
Fat guy: ::comes in and does something stupid for comedy relief::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Young guy: ::whines::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Young guy: ::whines::
Old man: ::PUTS ON COOL SUNGLASSES::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Young guy: ::whines::
Old man: ::YELLS::
Old man: ::TAKES OFF COOL SUNGLASSES, DOES WEIRD EYE MOVEMENT JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER EPISODE EVER MADE THEN PUTS HIS COOL GLASSES BACK ON::
Fat guy: ::comes in and does something stupid for comedy relief::
Old man: ::YELLS::
---------Old man and the sons ride their creations to destination----------
---------Deadline is made and previews for next week's episode: BEHIND THE DEADLINE, PART 104 ---------------

i ****ing hate that old man and one day i hope the ***** son goes crazy and stabs him and the fat brother.
i don't know who jesse james but based on the pic alone i'd like to administer a severe beating to him.

GeNeRaL
09-01-2004, 10:41 AM
Jesse James is cool, imo. you need to know his story before you can call him a tool or a loser or whatever.

He's the real deal. The whole reason he got into choppers is to be rebellious. He wanted the loudest most obnoxious thing he could make, with the sole reason to piss people off. He used to be the bodygaurd of many popular bands too, after he had a knee injury that ended his possible lifelong football career.

He started in his garage and built his bikes however he could, and learned metalworking by the best metalworkers in the world, for no pay. He worked his ass off for nothing to be able to learn with the best. He made his chopper empire with no help from anyone. All these OCC places suck balls. They take pre-made frames, premade fenders, premade tanks, etc., and fit thm on bikes and call them custom choppers. Jesse bangs tanks out of sheet metal, bends frames out of steel tubing, and molds his fenders by hand. He doesn't even want to build another chopper for a while cause of how played out they have become. to him its gone from a passion to a business. He makes good money, and has smartened up and made an empire of it.

To me its not so annoying to see a kid with a maltese cross on his hat, but rather see all the people who dont even own a motorcycle out there rockin OCC shirts.

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 03:43 PM
To me its not so annoying to see a kid with a maltese cross on his hat, but rather see all the people who dont even own a motorcycle out there rockin OCC shirts.

Well that's kinda what I meant. The guy wearing the biker gear and driving a Toyota mini van and thinks a pan head is something you cook pasta in.

I thought it was just a gimmick till I watched MM and saw what he went through.
I really admire the way he did it.

I used to read mags and couldn't wait till they featured one of Ness's bikes cause they were unique. Now everyone with a welder is a custom bike builder.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-01-2004, 04:03 PM
The OCC *******s just put parts they buy from other places together. Jesse James on the other hand is a real "chopper".

Jesse James is alright, I would consider him a "cool" guy. The man has made money doing what he loves to do. No hate from Bubz.

DOGGx0
09-01-2004, 04:16 PM
you guys are ****ing petty. maybe those of you who don't have motorcycles should'nt watch the show since it does'nt relate to you. good GOD you mother****ers care about the most stupidest things in the world. don't get me wrong, i think jesse james rules, i just think you guys ****ing suck.

i mean really... it bugs you because someone wears a shirt? or because there are more shows out there than the "original"? maybe we should boycott vh1 since they bit off of mtv, while we're at it we'll boycott any shows out there making money because jessie ****ing james originally made a show about the same ****. and after that, we'll have a ****ing slumber party, play some board games, have some pillow fights and talk about boys.

you bunch of ****ing women. i'm ashamed of all of you.

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 04:19 PM
It's called starting a conversation. That's how forums work. Someone posts a topic and people give their opinion.

You're just pissed cause you ordered your OCC blankie and pillow already.

Leather
09-01-2004, 04:20 PM
When I read "Jesse James" I thought it was about the far west....

Prince
09-01-2004, 04:21 PM
me too

Mr. Beelzebub
09-01-2004, 04:35 PM
I thought it was about Leija.

Bluecifer
09-01-2004, 04:54 PM
Princess Lea?

Leather
09-01-2004, 05:05 PM
Pig Destroyer??

realkaps
09-01-2004, 05:06 PM
Wha?

Mr. Beelzebub
09-01-2004, 05:47 PM
I blame Dogg for ****ing up this thread.

DOGGx0
09-01-2004, 05:59 PM
It's called starting a conversation. That's how forums work. Someone posts a topic and people give their opinion.


and your opinions suck ass, of course..... in my opinion.

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 06:00 PM
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you

DOGGx0
09-01-2004, 06:02 PM
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you
and when i want yours, i'll take my dick outta your mouth

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 06:06 PM
your mama

DOGGx0
09-01-2004, 06:11 PM
your mama

http://www.ele.uri.edu/~hansenj/images/y_alex.jpg

Curly Howard
09-01-2004, 06:12 PM
http://daemlich.net/1625

Zen
09-01-2004, 06:25 PM
Cool, seems pretty humble actually. Needs to bone a hotter chick than Sandra Bullock though.

handjobs4dollars
09-01-2004, 11:07 PM
OCC bikes suck anyways. I hate when they do theme bike's. They just look stupid.

Leather
09-02-2004, 02:47 AM
I hate Sandra Bullock...

GeNeRaL
09-02-2004, 10:26 AM
you guys are ****ing petty. maybe those of you who don't have motorcycles should'nt watch the show since it does'nt relate to you. good GOD you mother****ers care about the most stupidest things in the world. don't get me wrong, i think jesse james rules, i just think you guys ****ing suck.

i mean really... it bugs you because someone wears a shirt? or because there are more shows out there than the "original"? maybe we should boycott vh1 since they bit off of mtv, while we're at it we'll boycott any shows out there making money because jessie ****ing james originally made a show about the same ****. and after that, we'll have a ****ing slumber party, play some board games, have some pillow fights and talk about boys.

you bunch of ****ing women. i'm ashamed of all of you.
who says i dont own a motorcycle? :) What bugs me is people like OCC that dont actually fabricate their bikes from the ground up, yet claim to be on the level with jesse james, which they are not. Then the people who watch the OCC show come along, without bikes of their own, rockin an OCC shirt claiming how much better than anyone else out there is, when they haven't a clue...that's all that really bugs me :)

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 12:57 PM
who says i dont own a motorcycle? :) What bugs me is people like OCC that dont actually fabricate their bikes from the ground up, yet claim to be on the level with jesse james, which they are not. Then the people who watch the OCC show come along, without bikes of their own, rockin an OCC shirt claiming how much better than anyone else out there is, when they haven't a clue...that's all that really bugs me :)

I wish I could get all angry and type all fast and **** torwards you, but I can't. Its those ****ing smilies!!!@%$&^#&$%&%*(!@%$!! :purity:

GeNeRaL
09-02-2004, 01:02 PM
I wish I could get all angry and type all fast and **** torwards you, but I can't. Its those ****ing smilies!!!@%$&^#&$%&%*(!@%$!! :purity:
bahahaha! don't they kill ya? :)

Mr. Beelzebub
09-02-2004, 01:05 PM
*looks down at Dogg* Here's a cookie for ya, short stuff.

DOGGx0
09-02-2004, 01:07 PM
:- !

Curly Howard
09-03-2004, 12:28 AM
http://www.jrgach.com/pictures/charcoal.jpg

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 12:33 AM
I'm going to make a chess themed bike.

Because theme bikes are cool.

DOGGx0
09-03-2004, 12:12 PM
I'm going to make a chess themed bike.

Because theme bikes are cool.
fruitcake

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 12:55 PM
fruitcake

http://www.motonline.pt/left/culturalazer/mototoon/imagens/images/pocket_bike_jpg.jpg


dogg some women is riding your bike. You better stop that ****.

DOGGx0
09-03-2004, 01:00 PM
i'd hit it

GeNeRaL
09-03-2004, 01:04 PM
looks kinda like JoJo from Las Vegas Extremes

handjobs4dollars
09-03-2004, 01:31 PM
i'd hit it


damn straight.

GeNeRaL
09-03-2004, 01:42 PM
if thats her...here's a couple others... edit: ok it's not her, no tattoo, but similar :)

http://www.lasvegasextremes.com/images/jojo_lof_1000pix.jpg

http://bluemuay.bei.t-online.de/jojocycleshack2%252Ejpg.jpg

http://www.lasvegasextremes.com/images/jojoheadshot_01.jpg

Leather
09-03-2004, 02:13 PM
Naked pics, please...

Curly Howard
09-03-2004, 02:27 PM
http://www.lasvegasextremes.com/images/jojoheadshot_01.jpg

After Indian Larry, I don't think I'd try the crucifix but at least she's smart enough to wear a helmet

DOGGx0
09-03-2004, 02:29 PM
shes ****ing hot

GeNeRaL
09-03-2004, 02:35 PM
you want some NWS ones of her?

GeNeRaL
09-03-2004, 02:36 PM
I'll put some up in rotties, nothing too bad but definately nws :)

DOGGx0
09-03-2004, 03:55 PM
you want some NWS ones of her?
hell yes