Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?


Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?


Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?


Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

The Thrill of Victory, the Agony of the Milking: Women's Olympic Water Polo Pictures - Several people have e-mailed asking if I had seen, or if I could locate, a couple of "interesting" pictures from a women's water polo match in the Olympics. I should have known my good friends at WPDH, Karlson and McKenzie would have them at their website! First of all, I have to warn you that their website, though funny as hell, is absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But, if you want to see why women's water polo is such a brutal sport, check out the pair of pictures in the center column. One photo features a rather manly exposed breast, but the other shows an opponent pinching another player's breast and it looks like it hurts like hell. I've seen cows milked more gently!


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Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

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Hi Curly.

HI Nuncio.

Hi Edu.

This morning I asked him who closed the door after the bus driver got off. I think I broke his brain.

Hey Creed.

hi grant

Sup Chubbs.

Hi Jorge.

Hello nurse....

You gotta be really really bored to do the snap one....yikes.