View Full Version : what lvl of hell?


VulgarTheClown
08-21-2004, 12:31 AM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Curly Howard
08-21-2004, 12:41 AM
"Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? "

"Do you intentionally cause harm to others"

Ummmm..........


"Do you masturbate often? "

Is every day often?

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Level 2

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

handjobs4dollars
08-21-2004, 01:27 AM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Fallout
08-21-2004, 02:17 AM
8

nance
08-21-2004, 03:50 AM
3

Fallout
08-21-2004, 09:58 AM
it sounds like you seem to climb up out of of hell the older you get.

Purity
08-21-2004, 11:28 AM
2


and some of those i knew were gonna bomb me:
Do you "hate" a lot of people?
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?
Some people just deserve to die.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-21-2004, 12:25 PM
I answer as truthfully as I could.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

handjobs4dollars
08-21-2004, 04:47 PM
I don't see why I go to the sixth level just because I don't believe in god.

Man heaven is harder to get into then my prom dates panties. It just not going to happen.

nance
08-21-2004, 09:55 PM
2


and some of those i knew were gonna bomb me:
Do you "hate" a lot of people?
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?
Some people just deserve to die.
:?!:

Prince
08-21-2004, 09:57 PM
Level 4

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

realkaps
08-22-2004, 01:08 AM
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Fallout
08-22-2004, 01:26 AM
Bubs and I are the worst of the bunch. Man, I don't even drink and I am going to the 8th level of hell. **** it, someone get me some heroin and a needle.

Carlao
08-23-2004, 03:08 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Leather
08-23-2004, 04:30 PM
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!



Well, I'm a good boy....

Purity
08-23-2004, 04:49 PM
i don't recall them asking about sheep****ing. that means that you should be burning next to chubs and llama.

Leather
08-24-2004, 03:13 AM
Sheep****ing is a sport in the south of Gales, Papua and some regions in Iceland...sure...