View Full Version : Mof'ing mosquito bites!
Mr. Beelzebub 08-17-2004, 01:33 PM SOooOOO, I have been playing soccer for about a week now and the only fn problem is the god damn mosquitos... I think I have some type of allergic reaction to them 'cause some of those bites are literally the size of marbles right now, and I scratch them so much that most of them are bleeding.
****ing mosquitos! What is good for mosquitos bites? (I am a typical hispanic boy who's idea of going camping involves someone's backyard, mad beer and a BBQ grill, so you can guess I have never had this mosquito problem before)
Also, I think I am gonna need some fly repellent, or roll around some mudd.
Suggestions are welcome.
Gracias.
WATER
Squezze 08-17-2004, 01:34 PM I use this stuff called Solarcane. I dunno if you can get it down there, but you should. It's in an aerosol can, and you just spray it on the fly bites. It's good for sunburns too.
handjobs4dollars 08-17-2004, 01:35 PM you should live her. the mosquitos would eat you alive.
I got mosquito repellant at home. I'll bring it today. You'll smell like a ****in lemon though....
Word of advice Bub. Never go to the country in the Dominican Republic. You will not come home alive.
**** man, now my bites are starting to itch. FUUUCCKKK!!!
At least I don't have any dime size bites. Those ****s are nasty!!
Mr. Beelzebub 08-17-2004, 01:45 PM I got bit in my face, fool. Now I got something the resemblences another eye growing in my left cheek.
Purity 08-17-2004, 01:45 PM the worst mosquito bites are those middle-of-the-night bites that wake you up to the mosquito buzz:
"EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee..........eeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeee eeeeeeEEE.......EEEEEE..........EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! !!"
nance 08-17-2004, 01:45 PM Skin So Soft by Avon. It works. Has for years. Get some. I won't tell anyone. ;-)
Squezze 08-17-2004, 01:46 PM Just squeeze it uber hard until this clear liquid comes out of it. Do it.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-17-2004, 01:49 PM Skin So Soft by Avon. It works. Has for years. Get some. I won't tell anyone. ;-)
I'll try anything. I bathe myself in alcohol this morning. I cried like a *****, but the itchiness went away for a couple of hours.
Purity 08-17-2004, 01:49 PM I got bit in my face, fool. Now I got something the resemblences another eye growing in my left cheek.
hahahahah!!!! i had that happen to me once in high school when i woke up. muther****er bit me in the face and i was scratchin at it. when i saw myself in the mirror i looked like a klingon.
it gave me a good reason to ditch school for the day.
handjobs4dollars 08-17-2004, 01:51 PM after reading this my bites are starting to act up again.
The first night of my honeymoon in Italy we slept with the windows open. When I woke up my back was completely bitten . I looked like the bad guy from time machine.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-17-2004, 01:56 PM This girl I am talking to here at work saw my right ankle (no joke, it looks like grinded meat) and freaked out. I must be allergic to mosquito bites.
At this moment, I feel like peeling off the skin of my ankles with a rusty knife.
after reading this my bites are starting to act up again.
FUUUCKKK!!! Me too. Now I feel all of them. I gotta get busy so I forget about them again.....
nance 08-17-2004, 02:42 PM Calamine lotion....it's the pink stuff. Pick some up on the way home. And call an avon lady.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-17-2004, 03:23 PM I have been scratching my back with my wooden ruler I have... I think my back is bleeding, feels good.
The Golden Bear 08-17-2004, 05:33 PM west nile virus
nance 08-17-2004, 05:44 PM west nile virus
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/
The Golden Bear 08-17-2004, 06:12 PM Jersey looks ok. But keep your eyes open boys.
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