View Full Version : Mof'ing mosquito bites!


Mr. Beelzebub
08-17-2004, 01:33 PM
SOooOOO, I have been playing soccer for about a week now and the only fn problem is the god damn mosquitos... I think I have some type of allergic reaction to them 'cause some of those bites are literally the size of marbles right now, and I scratch them so much that most of them are bleeding.

****ing mosquitos! What is good for mosquitos bites? (I am a typical hispanic boy who's idea of going camping involves someone's backyard, mad beer and a BBQ grill, so you can guess I have never had this mosquito problem before)

Also, I think I am gonna need some fly repellent, or roll around some mudd.

Suggestions are welcome.

Gracias.

WATER

Squezze
08-17-2004, 01:34 PM
I use this stuff called Solarcane. I dunno if you can get it down there, but you should. It's in an aerosol can, and you just spray it on the fly bites. It's good for sunburns too.

handjobs4dollars
08-17-2004, 01:35 PM
you should live her. the mosquitos would eat you alive.

Nuno
08-17-2004, 01:35 PM
I got mosquito repellant at home. I'll bring it today. You'll smell like a ****in lemon though....

Nuno
08-17-2004, 01:37 PM
Word of advice Bub. Never go to the country in the Dominican Republic. You will not come home alive.

Nuno
08-17-2004, 01:41 PM
**** man, now my bites are starting to itch. FUUUCCKKK!!!


At least I don't have any dime size bites. Those ****s are nasty!!

Mr. Beelzebub
08-17-2004, 01:45 PM
I got bit in my face, fool. Now I got something the resemblences another eye growing in my left cheek.

Purity
08-17-2004, 01:45 PM
the worst mosquito bites are those middle-of-the-night bites that wake you up to the mosquito buzz:

"EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee..........eeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeee eeeeeeEEE.......EEEEEE..........EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! !!"

nance
08-17-2004, 01:45 PM
Skin So Soft by Avon. It works. Has for years. Get some. I won't tell anyone. ;-)

Squezze
08-17-2004, 01:46 PM
Just squeeze it uber hard until this clear liquid comes out of it. Do it.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-17-2004, 01:49 PM
Skin So Soft by Avon. It works. Has for years. Get some. I won't tell anyone. ;-)

I'll try anything. I bathe myself in alcohol this morning. I cried like a *****, but the itchiness went away for a couple of hours.

Purity
08-17-2004, 01:49 PM
I got bit in my face, fool. Now I got something the resemblences another eye growing in my left cheek.


hahahahah!!!! i had that happen to me once in high school when i woke up. muther****er bit me in the face and i was scratchin at it. when i saw myself in the mirror i looked like a klingon.

it gave me a good reason to ditch school for the day.

handjobs4dollars
08-17-2004, 01:51 PM
after reading this my bites are starting to act up again.

Nuno
08-17-2004, 01:52 PM
The first night of my honeymoon in Italy we slept with the windows open. When I woke up my back was completely bitten . I looked like the bad guy from time machine.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-17-2004, 01:56 PM
This girl I am talking to here at work saw my right ankle (no joke, it looks like grinded meat) and freaked out. I must be allergic to mosquito bites.

At this moment, I feel like peeling off the skin of my ankles with a rusty knife.

Nuno
08-17-2004, 01:57 PM
after reading this my bites are starting to act up again.

FUUUCKKK!!! Me too. Now I feel all of them. I gotta get busy so I forget about them again.....

nance
08-17-2004, 02:42 PM
Calamine lotion....it's the pink stuff. Pick some up on the way home. And call an avon lady.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-17-2004, 03:23 PM
I have been scratching my back with my wooden ruler I have... I think my back is bleeding, feels good.

The Golden Bear
08-17-2004, 05:33 PM
west nile virus

nance
08-17-2004, 05:44 PM
west nile virus


http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/

The Golden Bear
08-17-2004, 06:12 PM
Jersey looks ok. But keep your eyes open boys.