Totally different from what I expected, but a cool guy. I think he did well on the Gi part of the tournament in Toronto.

By the way I know that you and Ben "The Birdman" have internet battles all the time I no disrespect to you, but I think with one month for training he would beat you MMA or grappling.

Well it was a pleasure to meet you and hope to see you in Vancouver for the American Trails.

Did you hit it?

Grant is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

I would love to get the birdman in a mma fight but the weight is keeping me from it I guess. The sad part is I didn't get to enter any no gi div which is where I am better. I've any been wearing a gi for 6 months.

Gram, don't kid yourself. Carlao was just being nice. I would kill you right now and i haven't trained in almost a month.


you have nothing on me. never will. not even a chance.

give up now.

Global Fight Night Vol 2. Make it so.

Yeah we all know the fightring spirt of the jews. Don't get me started on the reasons I would kick your ass.

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I was going to go down to the ADCC trials, but I was up late the night before and ended up sleeping in until about 1:30. It would of been at least 4 by the time I got to the trials (shower, get dressed....not to mention the traffic and waiting for public transit). I was pretty pissed. I wanted to go down there and meet Carlo. Plus it would of been cool to cheer G-man on.

Yeah we all know the fightring spirt of the jews. Don't get me started on the reasons I would kick your ass.


the jews fighting spirit is well documented.

we fought off tanks with rocks back in the day, respect that ****.

ME = Better than you
You = owned



you = my *****
I = your daddy

Ben would definitly be the better striker and on the ground it would be pretty close. Ben by K.O.

vicious KO

except I've been working on my stand up more then ever. I admit that my ground game is far beyond my striking and always will be. KO is never going to happen because I have such a great chin.

except I've been working on my stand up more then ever. I admit that my ground game is far beyond my striking and always will be. KO is never going to happen because I have such a great chin.


If you get hit square on the chin, right on the button, you're going down. That's just the way it works. KO is a definite possibility, especially if someone knows how to fight standing up. Gotta go with Ben by KO.

I've seen Ben grapple but it was his first tournament after like 3 months of training. I've never seen Gman striking or standing

impossible to call

Ben will be owned.

i haven't seen either of em fight. i know they're both the same size but i'm gonna go with ben on this one cause he just seems a lil more dedicated to training.

I will sponsor Ben, out of my own pocket, to go to the next Fight Show that Global has if it is vs. Handjobs4dollars. I know Ben will take the fight regardless of weight difference and under normal MMA rules.

So when is the next show?

another global meetup would be pretty cool as long as we can get nunyo, linsey, and llama down here.

oh, and as long as it's not at my pad. let's all take the time to thank hojak & dogg for breaking my water heater door last weekend.

If Linsey is Kitty Kitty I am there.

oh yeah! kitty-k needs to come too.

Who's Linsey then?

bella

I will sponsor Ben, out of my own pocket, to go to the next Fight Show that Global has if it is vs. Handjobs4dollars. I know Ben will take the fight regardless of weight difference and under normal MMA rules.

So when is the next show?

I'll chip in 100 american myself.

you might wanna save your money for your funeral.

another global meetup would be pretty cool as long as we can get nunyo, linsey, and llama down here.

oh, and as long as it's not at my pad. let's all take the time to thank hojak & dogg for breaking my water heater door last weekend.


The poor bastard from the european retarded country will never be here...

:sigh1:
:puppy_dog

you might wanna save your money for your funeral.

**** no. I can never be stoppped I'm a man on a mission.

**** no. I can never be stoppped I'm a man on a mission.


And what is your mission?

his mission is to get more twinkies and catch the meanest ass whoopin he will ever be served.

The poor bastard from the european retarded country will never be here...

:sigh1:
:puppy_dog


And we would miss having you here something terrible. :puppy_dog

MCM, your words are like honey sunshines in this dark "firmament".....

And what is your mission?

to win fights and kick ass.

3t for Global fight night and Birdman vs. Barney for main event!!!!

i hate you carlos

I would put all of my vcash on MR. Birdman.

Gracias.

- El Beelzebub

WATER

3t for Global fight night and Birdman vs. Barney for main event!!!!


who the **** is barney?

Olympic gymnastics is the hottest thing ever. Those girls are so hot.

big legs, no tits= hot

very hot.

http://www.terin-humphrey.net/pictures/03worldstf/pic008.jpg
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040815/i/r136455612.jpg
http://www.rainbowgymnastics.net/images/Romanian_Gymnast.jpg
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pac10/sports/w-gym/auto_action/22503.jpg

I'll have to diasagree with you guys on that. Those girls look like they are about 8 years old.

jacking begins when the TV stops on a gymnastics event

2 things,

Those girls are about 8 to 14 years old. Very few are over 18, but big legs and small boobs is nice.

Birdman=Ben, Barney=Handjobs4dollars (sorry I forgot your first name) Why just the first nickname that came to mind after I meet you. No offence by it

why is this fight even being thought about. the only way i lose is if all you ****ers bet against me in big $$ and i bet on grant and take an L for the money.

Make it happen in the AFC.....

I'll have to diasagree with you guys on that. Those girls look like they are about 8 years old.

Actually, the youngest one was 15. You have to be 16 the calendar year of the Olympic events.

The smallest girl on the Romanian team is 18.

2 things,

Those girls are about 8 to 14 years old. Very few are over 18, but big legs and small boobs is nice.

Birdman=Ben, Barney=Handjobs4dollars (sorry I forgot your first name) Why just the first nickname that came to mind after I meet you. No offence by it


Wrong....the USA and Russia both 25 year olds on the team. Min. age is 16.

min age is 16 almost ruins it for me but does give me a nice moral backing. i'm only 19.

min age is 16 almost ruins it for me but does give me a nice moral backing. i'm only 19.


At least that age gap isn't quite so bad. Uh oh, time for ME to go watch the men's gymnastics...

WOO HOO!!!

the southeast is probably holding down age of consent, plus there's only 3 years of difference anyway.

why is this fight even being thought about. the only way i lose is if all you ****ers bet against me in big $$ and i bet on grant and take an L for the money.


Bwhahahahah okay *****, say all the the **** you want. If talk won fights you would be the champ, but the hours in the gym win fights not your sand in my vagina crying.

I think Carlo really should get this setup in the AFC. That would rock so much.

Let look at this from a promoter's point of view.

Handjobs and Vulgar 2 amateur fighters. Ben has a MT fight but no MMA as far as I know Handjobs has nothing but grappling events, sorry if I'm wrong. If I put this in the AFC I have to pay a purse, cover travel, hotel, and insurance. That for the minimum will put me at about $1000.00 in the whole.

For some reason I do not think that I can recover the cost of this single fight in ticket sale and or DVD sales. That being said it would be a loss for me to put it in the AFC. However I kow a promoter that has a amateur event here in Florida in December and he can hook it up, but he does not pay for anything not even travel. That is amateur, that is why I would sponsor Vulgar to go to the Global Fight Night. Besides is a GlobalMMA.com feud so it would be a lot more fun that way and is a friendly competitive battle to get both fighters experience.

So with that being said when is the next GlobalMMA.com Fight Night???????

they are held in Purities living room every saturday night along with beer and candy

oh yeah this is hot

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040819/capt.olygym12708191909.greece_olympics_gymnastics_ olygym127.jpg

eweeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

amd I would fight for free.

There, he'll fight for free, and the money it would cost you too fly Ben and yourself to Cali can fly Gman too Fl. and a cheap motel room....

understand that AFC is a Commision sanctioned event, the weight difference is too great for them to accept. I'm not even a heavyweight for christ sake. this could only happen in Japan or some small show.

I smell fear....

I smell fear....

and cheeseburgers

HAHAHAHH fear!


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


your right! I fear the smother.

I don't know Ben, G-man is a pretty good grappler. He sumbitted Ensanity when they were rolling and Ensanity has caught Mouse a couple times (and Matt has fought as a pro). You would have the edge standing, but he is stronger and bigger than you. I don't think it woul be a mis-match at all.

I think they should have a spelling contest

sounds like ducking to me. Gain 5 pounds and your in my weight class.

mad sub skills son.

I think they should have a spelling contest

Allison via TKO round 1

Actually fighting at a Global Fight Night would be a disadvantage for Ben. It is basically a grappling match with leg kicks and open hand strikes allowed. So Ben's MT would be not so usefull...

Kfc 7 ?????

I have to buy a new car first and I don't think I am buying one till after x-mas.

I'm going to fight at the KFC in Feb if I get a spot on the card. should be KFC 8. You guys should hook up there. Email the promoter and see if he'll set it up.

I'm tryin to get Carlao to get me on KFC Oct 2

oh, Gman, as for me gaining 5 lbs. fat ****in chance in hell. I haven;t spent all this time losing weight to put the **** back on soley to embarass your lard ass.

learn to controll your cravings and get on a ****in diet & execise program. come talk to me when your within 5 lbs of me you fat ****.

sound like some good ol fashion ducking to me. You say you will beat me no matter what and now you run away like a *****. Step up and stop crying about how your ***** hurts and fight.

this fight will never happen

G-man looked like that Eilers guy that knocked out Mike Kyle tonight

this fight will never happen


Yeah Ben says he's a fighter but he won't fight.

grant your size don't mean **** to me, you wanan fight in a legit show you gotta make weight. you wanna fight me in a back yard lets rumble. bring the camra so your mom can know what happened to you when she has to ID the body.

**** I weighed in at 245 at the tourny. I could lose 30 pounds, cut ten and then knock you on your ass.

I Would Kick Everyone's Ass That Has Posted In This Thread. B00m *****es.

no caps? :(

I Would Kick Everyone's Ass That Has Posted In This Thread. B00m *****es.


LOL, I'm glad I didn't post in here then.....at least before your statement...lol

To continue the saga of this bull****.....

Bottom line this fight will never happen in AFC for many reasons, not only I think it will not make me and my partners any $, but the commission will never let it happen 'cause of the weight.

Now I have spoken with some promoters from Canada and handjobs pm me or email me I think we got a venue for this fight to happen before the year is over.

I was trully hoping to make it in a Global Fight Night to meet some of you guys, but I guess that is out of the question right now. But no worries this fight will happen soon or later.

Where is this fight supose to happen?

I just might make it happen in Canada.

why don't you just find a place, lay out some mats, and do it.

it only gets complicated when money's involved. nobody got paid last time.

To continue the saga of this bull****.....

I was trully hoping to make it in a Global Fight Night to meet some of you guys, but I guess that is out of the question right now. But no worries this fight will happen soon or later.

Like I said before, the problem with it happening at a Global Fight Night if we where to have another one is that there are no closed hand strikes, knees, or kicks to the head allowed, It's basically a grappling match with Leg kicks and open hand strikes.....

Yeah, G-man would have a HUGE advantage. I don't care how hard Ben hits (and I am sure he hits hard) but its very difficult to knock someone out with a palm shot AND wearing grappling gloves.

everybody chokes

Yeah, but if he does beat you in pure grappling like that, then we are left with the What If it was MMA rules?

Yeah, but if he does beat you in pure grappling like that, then we are left with the What If it was MMA rules?


If Ben can beat him under california pancrase rules, he would beat him under MMA rules. G-man's biggest strength is his grappling and Ben's biggest strength is his striking. I don't think you will get an argument from ethier one of them on that point.

i hate to tell you this BUT my grappling isn't my weakness.

I run with the big dogs no problem.

Gman is owned on both counts. Grappling, striking, cardio, fitness, looks, style, etc... I own grant 10 out of 10.

Grant aint got **** on me.

I never said it was a weakness. I am saying you are a better striker than grappler.

thats up to observers discression.

you need to understand, i run with big dogs. Grant isn't even a puppy.

thats up to observers discression.

you need to understand, i run with big dogs. Grant isn't even a puppy.


Hmmmmm, you told me yourself that you were a better striker than grappler. Thats what I was basing it on.

this thread is making me mad...

will you two just fight and get married already...either that or shut the **** up about it

i'd prefer the shut the **** up about it option.

I just might make it happen in Canada.


Yeah but their are different parts of canada.

Now it's time for my ali rap.

A man in that corner says he's tougher then me
but I can see through fanasty
the bell goes ring and I drop the bombs
almost as loud as when I **** your moms
One punch, two punch, three punch, knee
this fight is all but done it's easy to see

the fight hits the mat with a bang
how can the ref let this go on, it's insane
the clown boy doesn't want to continue
blood is being splash on everyone in the venue
the big man doesn't care and pushes the pace
then drops a hammer fist on bens face

The hewbrew hammer has been knocked out
he never had a chance in this bout.









I don't why people seem to think I can't hit at all. I amit that grappling is my best tool but I can still knock a ***** out.

the belly bump doesn't count as a strike

I Would Kick Everyone's Ass That Has Posted In This Thread. B00m *****es.


How's the knee tubby??

Ah how cute he can rhyme.

I just liked the Global Feud thing take care of it in Global. By the way who said that you can not KO someone with open hands. You have not seen enough Old RINGS or PANCRASE, plenty ko's. Besides leg kicks can be a *****, body kicks are good too, and standing do you really think any of this 2 are going to get those knees up that high.

I vote for Global Fight Night, that way after the fights we all can have a drink I'll buy the first round.

Heck I'll bet the secound round of drinks if Vulgar does not win the fight!

i can get my knees MAD high

How's the knee tubby??

:davil2:


who said that you can not KO someone with open hands.

aint that the truth. i saw jeremy jackson beat the **** outta someone, all bloody n ****..... just from open hands at kage kombat when he first started. most people use open hands and kinda slap or push. if you use your open hands as a fist.... you can do MAD damage.

As for the next Global Fight Night..... well if you're buyin drinks, I'll be sure to put that in the flyers. :stooges: with Ben "The Hebrew Hammer" Stark vs "G-Spunk" Grant McClemont, as the main event.

Doog email me at carlao@americantopteam.com let get this done.

Ah how cute he can rhyme.

I just liked the Global Feud thing take care of it in Global. By the way who said that you can not KO someone with open hands. You have not seen enough Old RINGS or PANCRASE, plenty ko's. Besides leg kicks can be a *****, body kicks are good too, and standing do you really think any of this 2 are going to get those knees up that high.

I vote for Global Fight Night, that way after the fights we all can have a drink I'll buy the first round.

Heck I'll bet the secound round of drinks if Vulgar does not win the fight!

Knees aren't allowed under california pancrase rules. Also, a palm shot from someone like Bas Rutten is a different story. However, if Ben can win under california pancrase rules, he would dominate in MMA. The biggest skill in MMA is the ability to keep the fight where you have the best chance off winning. So, can Ben stay standing and avoind being mauled on the bottom? I'd like to find out.

pancrase rules suck they take away my knees. Have the next fight night in mexico under mma rules.

Dogg email me at carlao@americantopteam.com let get this done.


will do.


Knees aren't allowed under california pancrase rules. Also, a palm shot from someone like Bas Rutten is a different story. However, if Ben can win under california pancrase rules, he would dominate in MMA. The biggest skill in MMA is the ability to keep the fight where you have the best chance off winning. So, can Ben stay standing and avoind being mauled on the bottom? I'd like to find out.

IF we were going by California Pancrase rules. However, its been in the making for the last 8 months for the next event to go off in Mexico, BRO. In Mexico, the rules are VERY similar to UFC rules.

pancrase rules suck they take away my knees. Have the next fight night in mexico under mma rules.

I feel like a broken record. I could've sworn I had said like 6 months ago that the next event is being planned in Mexico. First, for you to fight and to be considered to have a place on the card.... ya gotta lose weight bro. Even tho its Mexico, I still can't have a 240lb man fighting a 185lb man. Its ran by the Mexican Boxing Commission, so we gotta play by their rules.

i'd prefer the shut the **** up about it option.

same...I don't want to see kids that would come out of a G-Man/Vulgar marriage...

I feel like a broken record. I could've sworn I had said like 6 months ago that the next event is being planned in Mexico. First, for you to fight and to be considered to have a place on the card.... ya gotta lose weight bro. Even tho its Mexico, I still can't have a 240lb man fighting a 185lb man. Its ran by the Mexican Boxing Commission, so we gotta play by their rules.


I can lose it, tell me how much because I want to get started right away.

i'm walkin at 208 right now. so i could be at 185 if need be, i just need the notice and the time.

Fight at 205....

he will never make 205. even if he could he is still gettin smoked.

I could make 205 with some time.

TTT for a fight that'll never happen!!!!!!!!!!!

DONE Make this fight at 205. Handjobs says he can make it and Ben walks at 205. DONE DEAL!!!

I'll cover Ben's travel and hotel. Just give us a date and we are there.

i don't understand why this has to be a big mma promo thingee. everybody knows that small sanctioned fights never make money. so **** money and just have these 2 meet up and throw down at the park across my street. now you don't have to worry about illegal strikes, weight class & all that other crap.

DAyum. Carlao aint ****in around. I'll have to email Carlao, try finishing the **** I need to get the show set, get the date set..... and we should be good-to-go. I'm guessing that I should know more info within the next 2-3 weeks. I'm hoping to have this event at the end of the year which would give the fighters enough time to train and given the time that I will know more info. I don't think I wanna go to Tijuana, I'm thinking more like Rosarito Beach.

Carlao... I'll email you later today.

i don't understand why this has to be a big mma promo thingee. everybody knows that small sanctioned fights never make money. so **** money and just have these 2 meet up and throw down at the park across my street. now you don't have to worry about illegal strikes, weight class & all that other crap.

Its illegal, lol. and Global Fight Night is not a big mma promo thingee. Its jsut fun. Good times.

**** legality. like legal issues have ever stopped anyone from doing anything. there's plenty of places to do it underground. plus, then you don't have to deal with federalis, dirty water, kids selling chicklets, and 3-legged dogs.

then again, it would be fun to watch g-man act like a ***** when we throw some $5 blowjob-hungry tijuana hooker at him.

****in chicklets

never buy the chicklets!! it's no different from feeding a pigeon at a park.

shut up already. just smile and nod your head for once. ****.

LOL at the Federales, Bad Water, hobos and chicklets, and 3 leged dogs.

TJ is crazy for this ****. I have no idea where Rosarito is.


in the words of a wise man: "Let's run this *****!" Kimbo Slice.

I say you make this an open weight thing Global Grand Prix.

rosarito is the town south of TJ. it's not as ****ty but, if you're lucky, you can be like me and get dragged outta your car with an AK-47 pointed at your face for being white at the rosarito toll booth.
while your there, don't forget to enjoy the festive nightlife where the locals are more than happy to slip ruffies in your female companion's drink while you're both not looking and then throw you in jail for it.

****, i hate that country.

If I have the money to get my ass down there I would love to go and fight -
I rule under 145 lbs

you are a tiny tiny man

If I have the money to get my ass down there I would love to go and fight -
I rule under 145 lbs

I would own your soul.

adam vs chris zuffa make it happen