Title = January 10
Written by: Cesaro
* = credit to wushu
** = credit to Dogg

He made 190 now the chubby kid's out on the mat
Larry Hughes is trying to slam him but he's too ****ing fat
oh wait - up in the air and back down right on his shoulder
what a surprise, the kid weighs more than a boulder
larry hughes has his back and now his arm is getting hyperextended
never thought he could take a beating this bad even if he pretended
registered in no-gi and the gi 190 pound division
sucks so bad he never even made it to a decision
his instructor is standing by but refuses to assist
fat kids knows he's an embarrassment so he doesn't get pissed
when he's not out on the mat giving up his back
he's at home turning on his webcam to jack
fast forward 7 months to present date
it was an experience that he has come to hate
he posts dick pics all over websites for people to rate
some girl liked it and she's fine as sheeba*
she wants to go out tonight but i can't because i'll miss reba*
i need a job but i'm too fat and lazy
i was hoping after the slam, memories of january 10 would be hazy
but **** no, i still remember it all
now i'm a fat kid again, 210lbs and 5 feet 10 inches tall
ill bring this to an end, i just wanted a story to tell**
its either this or spamming on aol**

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god cesaro owns so much

Cesaro got sick flows.....go, go , go, go

cesaro is my hero.

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Cesaro is just a monkey ass white boy, whos black within
just give him a keyboard, a tv, some ****...... and a bottle of gin

Cesaro is a poet and I am a fan.

Cesaro you ****ing suck. I hope you get eaten by fire ants.

squezze, invest in a vest son. i don't know what that means but i heard a black guy say it once and it owned.

well, reading comprehension skills(accelerated reader in school told me that i'm at an advanced level) and my limited exposure to the rap culture brings me to believe "invest a vest" means that if you desire to keep your life you should purchase a a shield-like vest that will provide protection from projectiles that i may very well blast at you in retaliation to harsh words you speak to me.

hahahahahhahahahahha

what can you say about a man/boy named ryan
getting a job he is deneing
he wants to get down with the japanese
the type of jap girl that loves to get on her knees
but women want a man who can get out of bed
not somebody who is better of dead
he loves he's chute boxe hoodie
and posting pics of his goodies
the slut love the pics and screm with glee
it's something a normal girl just doesn't want to see.
I love cesaro and he's the man
I'm pretty sure he will end up living in a van.

hahahahahaha gman! that owned

and squezze, watch out son, i have a dirty criminal record. aiding and abetting assault with a deadly weapon(paintball gun) and violation of a city projectile ordinance(paintball gun). me and my crew roll 4 heads deep and we don't **** around.

what can you say about a man/boy named ryan
getting a job he is deneing
he wants to get down with the japanese
the type of jap girl that loves to get on her knees
but women want a man who can get out of bed
not somebody who is better of dead
he loves he's chute boxe hoodie
and posting pics of his goodies
the slut love the pics and screm with glee
it's something a normal girl just doesn't want to see.
I love cesaro and he's the man
I'm pretty sure he will end up living in a van.

I blame the Canadian Education System for this bunch of babbling bull****.

It's not Jan. 10th, it's Friday the 13th of Aug.

So shut the **** up. :fu:

don't be bitter, ol' chap. january 10 was the day i got ****ed up at a bjj tournament.

I blame the fact that I never proof read my post.

Rhyme renegade
Smokin dank
in the shade
drinking Yukon Jack.....
and Lemonade

I came to bring the pain
Hardcore from the brain
Let's go inside like astral plane

Happy Birthday

Cesaro baby, why ya sucha *****?
January maybe, but homie’s gotta glitch!

It’s ****’n August hoe,
So get on your knees and blow,
Don’t get confused no mo,
Cuz this ****’s August fo-sho!

Cesaro baby, why ya such a *****?
Wit a mouf too flabby, your lips I’ll ****’n stitch.

Tenth-o-January, yea no one cares.
Write your obituary, while stereo we blares.
13th of August, yea that’s right it’s Friday.
My dick so robust, make your boat say MayDAy!!

It’s ****’n August hoe,
So get on your knees and blow,
Don’t get confused no mo,
Cuz this ****’s August fo-sho!

not too shabby! you gave it a gangster touch!

I hated Jan 10, 2004. I will remember that day as the day I fell down the stairs and ****ed up my back. I also smelt like root beer for several days since after I spilt a liter of it on me it seemed to seep into my pores and was excretiated over the next few days. The pain subsided when I came on AIM and Cesaro told me about his owning.

god that day was ****ing ****ty

I hated Jan 10, 2004. I will remember that day as the day I fell down the stairs and ****ed up my back. I also smelt like root beer for several days since after I spilt a liter of it on me it seemed to seep into my pores and was excretiated over the next few days. The pain subsided when I came on AIM and Cesaro told me about his owning.

I remember hearing about that. I laughed at you.