View Full Version : Alien vs Predator *spoilers*


Prince
08-13-2004, 03:26 AM
VERY BORING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It takes place in Antarctica and it is just so ****ing boring. It's PG-13 and the fight scenes are total garbage.

Humans go to some pyramid 39393939 feet under the ice and get into it with Aliens and Predators.

There's just too much intuition with the humans and reading **** on the pyramid wall that they go to. It takes them about 2 seconds to find out the whole history behind the pyramid they go that's under ice and the whole story of predators/aliens. "It's a trick and they brought us here to hunt!! It's a trap!@"#!"@#!"!!!"

There's some lady leading the crew that befriends a predator along the way and he marks her so the other predators don't kill. She's the only one that survives. The fight scenes suck and there's a bunch of lame scenes that are supposed to be funny.

I don't know who the **** won between the Predators and Aliens...I guess it was a draw- maybe the predators got the edge. The final scene was between the predator, lady and a big alien.

They kill the big alien but the predator dies too but then 3202902390 predators in a big ship come down and pick up the predator...fly off and an alien rips out of the predator's body and the credits roll.

The invisibility **** and all the other garbage didn't matter because the predators stayed visible almost the entire time. They had no problems detecting the aliens.

I hate this movie and by the way the unmasked predator looks just like Chris Ramsey, a guy I went to school with.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-13-2004, 09:43 AM
yeah mang, everybody is saying that this movie makes The Chronicles of Riddick look like a masterpiece. I am gonna wait for the DVD that will probably come out in a couple of months.

Prince
08-13-2004, 11:08 AM
there's just so much **** about the movie thats implied, like they had no trial and error

the guys were such badasses that they knew everything in 2 seconds

it means "ONLY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES...I DON'T KNOW WHO TAUGHT YOU TO TRANSLATE"

"This must be on the metric system and its going to turn every 39024802394 seconds" or somethign...man i hated it

The Mouse
08-13-2004, 11:11 AM
I can't believe you paid to see that piece of **** in the theaters.

Prince
08-13-2004, 11:12 AM
i knew i would hate it simply because i hated the alien movies and the predator movies too. i went anyway

The Mouse
08-13-2004, 11:15 AM
This (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808579789) is a movie worth paying for.

:teddypink

Prince
08-13-2004, 11:19 AM
they showed previews for that


and that quentin tarranteinotino movie with jet li looks good as ****

who knows whether it willl be or not

The Mouse
08-13-2004, 11:25 AM
Of course it's going to be good.. don't be stupid! Jet Li is the man, Tarantino is a major cool cat who brought it to the US... Come on man, Jet ****'n Li!! I'd love to see him fight Bruce Li in a fantasy fight.

But yea.. "Saw," you can watch the trailor through that link.. I love psychological thrillers like that, that can actually happen and aren't too "far fetched." I also like seeing the after-effects of movies like that because there's always people who try and mimmic the movie on real-life victims... and I'd love to see that happen in real life.. I can see it now, "After being held captive by a crazy serial-killer, she was then forced to saw off her foot in order to get free, she later died of blood loss as she then found out that she was trapped within a steel room. The search for the killer remains." .. but then it would be innacurate because technically she killed herself; what a *****.

HockeyFighter
08-13-2004, 08:20 PM
I can't recall ever seeing a decent horror movie ever. All predictible and boring for the most part, however I continue to watch in the hopes of one day jumping out of my seat in fear. Most horror movies turn into action/suspense shows. I have a feeling the new exorsist movie is gonna end up being like that also.

I'll probably end up seeing AVP just being I like watching terrible movies for some reason. I watch them all the time so I can pick apart new things I hate and trash the movie on the internet. I must have seen the Ring about 500 times for just this reason. And Jeepers Creepers 2....House on Haunted Hill......and so on and so forth

The Mouse
08-13-2004, 09:46 PM
You're the type of person that will never be satisfied until it happens to you first-hand; rather than just seeing crappy serial-killer movies in the theater.

Kempo Chris
08-14-2004, 06:21 PM
Cesaro is totally correct the movie sucked ass

Squezze
08-18-2004, 12:40 PM
I'll just go on the record and say that I liked the movie. It wasn't bad. For those who were expecting a masterpiece, I feel sorry for your brains.

The Mouse
08-18-2004, 01:00 PM
I finally rented Secret Window.. interesting.. i liked it. Although I rented another movie: The Red Violin

If you want to see a masterpiece, rent The Red Violin.

The Mouse
08-18-2004, 01:01 PM
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