i just got home from the tattoo shop.

i just got 2 new piercings

both frenum.

thats under your head in the penis.

they own and they barely hurt at all.

:nonono:

Vulgar the clown, tapping out to homosexuality. Good for you!

**** you hater!

they ****in own and your just jealous!

where is Mr. Satan when you need him?

i'm going to the garage to have my balls squished in a vise. it may cost $70 but i heard chicks dig it when they see your balls smashed.

Do you have a tongue ring too? I love that Chris Rock song where he says(paraphrasing here)" Girls with tongue rings, they'll suck your dick. Guys with tongue rings, they'll suck your dick." I think it's called In The Champagne Room

The piercings don't make you as gay as the giddiness with which you proclaimed to have the piercings to a forum dominated by males.

Why don't you go to the ATT locker room tomorrow and proclaim- " I've got 2 new piercings in my dick, they don't hurt and they own! Wanna check 'em out?" :gay:

good idea zen. let's talk about having a 3some with allison and bella. i bet allison would SCHOOL bella.

I'd agree, she's got the definite edge in experience. I'll be the test subject while Allison teaches Bella proper techniques etc., which in turn Bella will surely have to practice. Ahhhhh, the good times to be had by all.

.....and I'm spent.(Just thinking about it.)

:3some:
Bella: :wow:
Allison: :oh: :yes(1):
Zen: :oops: :thanks:

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

so who's wearin the strap-on in the above smiley scenario?

This thread makes me feel dirty.

This thread makes me feel dirty.

Actually thats your lack of personal hygiene as well as the fistfull of cum you're grasping after dreaming of a Bella-Squezze-Allison sammich.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

so who's wearin the strap-on in the above smiley scenario?

No strap-on needed, one takes the dive while gettin' like a dog. woof woof

ummm......look at the smileys

Actually thats your lack of personal hygiene as well as the fistfull of cum you're grasping after dreaming of a Bella-Squezze-Allison sammich.


I'll have you know that my personal hygiene is the bomb. I have a daily Pepsi enema that keeps me feeling fresh.

Not a bad idea with the sammich either.

Ladies I'm a disgusting pig, please accept my sincerest apologies. I'm simply overwhelmed by the beauty of you both. I'm not the ruffian I come across as on the internet, I'm actually a hopeless romantic that just wants to get to know each of you a little better on a two on 1 basis.

Again, I'm sorry and will cease to liter this fine board with my disgusting fantasies.

ummm......look at the smileys

Hey, if they're down for some DP I'm all for it!!!!

Hey ben did you get them to match your boyfriends o-ring?

I have been concerned about Ben for soemt ime now...the mood swings, the denying himself of banging that chick a few months back who was pretty much hanging for it...now the **** piercings...it is all coming together..

get him some leather shorts and a ball gag, Bens moving to Gaytown

hmmmm.....


should we talk about Allison and Bella ****ing eachother with you in the middle or should we discuss vulger's ****?
leave it to the moronic globalmma posters to re-hijack a hijack.

Because I would rather see ben have gay sex with some dude then see allison and bella go at. God why is it that any women that post on a mma forum has to become hot then have other *******s like me talking about how stupid it is to be talking about them. Why isn't the thread ever about what bella said about fedor winning the grand prix or cro-cop knocking somebody out. God dammit people talk about something else. Maybe they would like to hear something else beside how hot they look every time the come here.

Dude, I am a realist and have no ability to create mental images...


plus getting in cheap shots at the latest member of the Village People is always good fun

Because I would rather see ben have gay sex with some dude then see allison and bella go at.

well no wonder you don't get laid. you're a ******.

Yeah I'm a queen. Just looking for a king.

P.S. I can't be gay I could never get that skinny.

well what about that dude in yer av? looks like he's got arms wide open.

P.S. I can't be gay I could never get that skinny.

well creed's not skinny.

I never understood why dudes get rings down there if they haven't got'n "snipped." If you haven't been "spinned" and don't want kids, you not only have to wear a condom, but now you have to take it real slow just to make sure that the rings don't rip the condom, (ruff sex is out of the question). That's a whole load of worry that I don't need; most men would agree that it's not worth it.

But then there are always the kids that don't really think it through, (or who aren't getting laid in the first place so don't have to worry about it), as we see in this thread.

well creed's not skinny.


that not real gay, that's I have no choice because women won't touch me gay.

that not real gay, that's I have not choice because women won't touch me gay.

There's green apples and red apples, but they're both ****'n apples.

There are fat ass ghey man now, it's the new trend going on. They call them "bears".

You= The ghey

i just got home from the tattoo shop.

i just got 2 new piercings

both frenum.

thats under your head in the penis.

they own and they barely hurt at all.
dude, it's going to hurt when you get a blow job..
i hope your ****s gets all its blood compeletly exsanquinated when the peircing pops out.
but really you must've had some shots and were stoned, because i can't see how it doesn't hurt?

Because I would rather see ben have gay sex with some dude then see allison and bella go at. God why is it that any women that post on a mma forum has to become hot then have other *******s like me talking about how stupid it is to be talking about them. Why isn't the thread ever about what bella said about fedor winning the grand prix or cro-cop knocking somebody out. God dammit people talk about something else. Maybe they would like to hear something else beside how hot they look every time the come here.

dude you're ****ing teh ghey, ******, homosexual that indeed loves teh ****.
why do we want to hear mma noobies talk about mma?
Bella is hot and so i Allison, get over it, playboy.
i bet you can direct homo ****?

as for being ****ed up, i was not. i was toatly sober and had just left work at the time.

as for not getting laid, that is not the case prior to the piercing but it is now for the next 2 -6 weeks for healing.

pain? nonexistant. snipped? as in vasectomy no, as in circumcised yes.

this is not a big obtrusive piercing, its juts 4 balls poppin out the shaft, not to obtrusive to the condom at all.

as for blood commin out the holes, well taht why you wait for the piercing to heal before gettin BJ's or ****in so taht the wound has completely healed over.

::edit::

Man. The lameness in this thread.

This thread took a few different turns. 1 that I noticed off the bat was Zen trashin Ben for having his dick pierced, then a few pages later says "Ladies, I'm a digusting pig". I can guarentee you who is going to get the ***** when comparing lines. I never thought I would say this, but Ben would. Instead of Ben going back to ATT asking them what they think.... what about Zen walking up to a circle of chicks and saying "hey ladies, I'm a disgusting pig". I bet they'll dig it. No, they won't.

I got the dick pierced, and I'll tell you right now that chicks who would'nt even look at you.... look at you. Trust me. Mentioning it on a forum might have not been the right thing to do, esspecially when this forum is 97% males. However, if trying to make a chick raise her eyebrow to you..... Ben did it, I can assure you Zen did'nt. Since most guys think and act the same way most of you are about it, most chicks have never experienced it. Chicks are about change. If your the same boring ****ing guy like the next, you're chances are slim. And if its getting them off.... they wanna know about it. Trust me. I go to a restuarant, and they want to see it at the table...... I go to a party, and I got 5 of them pulling me in the bathroom to show them. Personal experiences go alot further than critisism.


You wanna quote Chris Rock? How about this....

"A Critic is a ****in *****. A Critic is someone who can't do what you do, but wants to critisise you for it....... MOTHA **** A CRITIC". -Chris Rock

call me a critic, but piercing your **** is one the most stupidest things you can do on the planet. the only thing dumber then that is to justify it. i mean......if you said that you got drunk and railed an 8-ball of coke and somebody bribed you a few hundred bucks then i MIGHT understand.

it's not a fashion thing cause nobody can see it. so the only reason people say it's cool is to get chicks. you know what? i think i'll stick with the ol' fashion "tell em what they wanna hear" method. works a lot better.

there is absolutely no justification for somebody piercing their ****.

Man. The lameness in this thread.

This thread took a few different turns. 1 that I noticed off the bat was Zen trashin Ben for having his dick pierced, then a few pages later says "Ladies, I'm a digusting pig". I can guarentee you who is going to get the ***** when comparing lines. I never thought I would say this, but Ben would. Instead of Ben going back to ATT asking them what they think.... what about Zen walking up to a circle of chicks and saying "hey ladies, I'm a disgusting pig". I bet they'll dig it. No, they won't.

I got the dick pierced, and I'll tell you right now that chicks who would'nt even look at you.... look at you. Trust me. Mentioning it on a forum might have not been the right thing to do, esspecially when this forum is 97% males. However, if trying to make a chick raise her eyebrow to you..... Ben did it, I can assure you Zen did'nt. Since most guys think and act the same way most of you are about it, most chicks have never experienced it. Chicks are about change. If your the same boring ****ing guy like the next, you're chances are slim. And if its getting them off.... they wanna know about it. Trust me. I go to a restuarant, and they want to see it at the table...... I go to a party, and I got 5 of them pulling me in the bathroom to show them. Personal experiences go alot further than critisism.


You wanna quote Chris Rock? How about this....

"A Critic is a ****in *****. A Critic is someone who can't do what you do, but wants to critisise you for it....... MOTHA **** A CRITIC". -Chris Rock

Your one single post had more turns than this thread, I have no idea what the **** you are talking about. I would have to break it down line by line with questions to even begin to comprehend what the lame point you were trying to make is.

I think you got butt hurt because your dicks pierced and it's lame, so you had to dog me to make yourself feel better. I couldn't give 2 ****s if Bella or Allison acknowledge my existence, they haven't recently and probably won't anytime soon, I was amusing myself and others. If you weren't amused to bad **** you. If I wasn't married I could get a chick within 6 inches of my dick without having to tell a table full of' em my junks pierced. Sorry that you can't.

We need a new smilie "LOOK AT ME, I"VE GOT MY DICK PIERCED" Hooray for you jackass.

As for the Chris Rock quote, lame and doesn't apply. I could get my **** pierced if I wanted too but chose not too, and I really wasn't criticising, it's called joking. Try it sometime!

Now I'll get out of the way so you and Ben can share your piercings with eachother.

Because I would rather see ben have gay sex with some dude then see allison and bella go at.

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/nodog.jpg

ben has nicer tits them both of them.

I missed Zen...

call me a critic, but piercing your **** is one the most stupidest things you can do on the planet. the only thing dumber then that is to justify it. i mean......if you said that you got drunk and railed an 8-ball of coke and somebody bribed you a few hundred bucks then i MIGHT understand.

it's not a fashion thing cause nobody can see it. so the only reason people say it's cool is to get chicks. you know what? i think i'll stick with the ol' fashion "tell em what they wanna hear" method. works a lot better.

there is absolutely no justification for somebody piercing their ****.

So is this your opinion or are you playing the roll of GOD again? PURITY SAYS ITS SO..... SO IT MUST BE!!!!

Lame. You clearly stated that you don't understand, so how can later say theres no justification? Just because you don't understand something does'nt mean that its wrong and stupid. Theres no justification for alot of things that people do, thats right Tony..... even you.

Get over yourself.


Your one single post had more turns than this thread, I have no idea what the **** you are talking about. I would have to break it down line by line with questions to even begin to comprehend what the lame point you were trying to make is.

You know exactly what the **** I'm talking about because you're addressing me right now, big guy. Stop trying to sound like your a ****in genious. Typing a whole paragraph that is'nt even addressing my post is stupid in itself.

I think you got butt hurt because your dicks pierced and it's lame, so you had to dog me to make yourself feel better.

You know what "thought" did? "Thought" thought he had to fart and **** his pants. Don't "think".... KNOW. Thinking and making assumptions makes you look like a true jerk off. Good job!

I don't care whether you think its lame or not. I mean really.... I'm not ****in you, I'm not showin you my ****, I did'nt ask you for a blow job, nor did I start a thread to get attention like "HEY I GOT MY DICK PIERCED" and even when I posted about it I don't recall asking for an opinion. When I want yours, I'll take my dick outta your mouth. Take note.

And back to addressing your post....... I did'nt dog you to make myself feel better. I actually was'nt feeling ****. I spoke my mind because I've walked both shoes... you have'nt so what the **** do you know? You have your opinion, but thats all it really is. Opinions are like *******s, everyone gots one, the only difference here is that an ******* stays with you, but your opinions are spreaded around like a ****in whore on wheels. Use your opinions to better YOUR life coz you sure are'nt helping mine. Like I stated to Purity.... just because you say "its lame" does'nt make it so. What I, MYSELF say is lame for ME, makes it so. Seriously, **** what you think. I don't base my opinion, feelings nor my actions on what other people think. Do you?

You would've been better off just leaving my post alone, or better yet.... not trying so hard to amuse yourself and others by slamming Ben and then not being able to take the heat when its dished back. Its like you bark, but tuck your tail. You make your posts sound really thought out, and they are, thought out long enough to where you are making no ****ing sense but yet making it sound good. Not many people can do that. I applaude you. Really, you're my hero. Die.

I couldn't give 2 ****s if Bella or Allison acknowledge my existence, they haven't recently and probably won't anytime soon, I was amusing myself and others. If you weren't amused to bad **** you. If I wasn't married I could get a chick within 6 inches of my dick without having to tell a table full of' em my junks pierced. Sorry that you can't.

So if you could'nt give 2 ****s if Bella or Allison acknowledge your exsistence... and you were just "amuzing yourself and others"...... why would you get on Ben for starting this thread on a forum filled with guys? Why can't he start a thread on piercing his dick to amuze himself? So you lay down whats acceptable to post and what is'nt?

Did'nt think so ******. Quit being hypocryticle.

And this blazei blah.... "If I was'nt marriered I could blah blah blah". Yeah, I'd say the same thing if I was some woman's *****. You are one, so you pulled that out of the bag... clever, but not good enough.

And lets clear up what I did and did'nt do, once again. I never said I met a bunch of chicks at a table.... does that even make sense? You think I do that to get chicks? GOD, you are stupid. Read what I typed again, and you'd see that you're talkin out your ass, you obviously just got really over-hyped about my post and did'nt think to clearly before typing. For the record, to **** on your assumption.... again..... I got it pierced while in a 4 year relationship. I did'nt need it to get girls, I already had one. Nice try though. Instead making a bunch of lame ass-umptions of why you THINK guys in general get their dick's pierced..... just ask. We did'nt have to go through all of this. However, I must admit, this is quite comical, probably more for me since you're an idiot, but thats ok. :)


We need a new smilie "LOOK AT ME, I"VE GOT MY DICK PIERCED" Hooray for you jackass..

Like I said.... I was'nt jumpin around parading it. I got it, and so I spoke up and all of a sudden I was looking for attention?! Look in the mirror, slitface. Ben started a thread about his dick, posted maybe a few sentences and you went off on a tangent.... posting a ****ing essay trying to diss him. Whos the jackass?

As for the Chris Rock quote, lame and doesn't apply. I could get my **** pierced if I wanted too but chose not too, and I really wasn't criticising, it's called joking. Try it sometime!

It does apply. You don't know what the **** your talking about, yet your so educated on the subject. You're a critic.... pointing your finger and talking about **** you know nothing about. So what is it now? Throughout the whole post its true, PIERCING YOUR DICK IS ****ING STUPID, ITS A FACT BECAUSE ZEN SAID SO, then at the end its "I WAS JOKING". Make up your mind, your like a ****in chick. Change up the story some more, create some drama, and then say "hey I was joking".... like a woman..... it suits you well. I'm looking forward to your next post. I'm sure it'll be just as interesting and entertaining as this one.

Now I'll get out of the way so you and Ben can share your piercings with eachother.

Much appreciated. Now log off now and hand your balls back to your wife and get at me when she allows you to play again.

Hahahahahahaha!!!! This is the funniest thread I've read here in a long time!!!

ben has nicer tits them both of them.

dude, i don't have tits anymore

You still got more boob then allison.

So is this your opinion or are you playing the roll of GOD again? PURITY SAYS ITS SO..... SO IT MUST BE!!!!

Lame. You clearly stated that you don't understand, so how can later say theres no justification? Just because you don't understand something does'nt mean that its wrong and stupid. Theres no justification for alot of things that people do, thats right Tony..... even you.

Get over yourself.


doesn't matter WHO says it. i never said it was a stupid idea because the opinion is from me. YOU came to that conclusion so, hey, i'm flattered that you think that highly of me.

what i said is that there is no excuse for putting a piece of metal through your ****. and if anyone's gonna try saying it's for chicks then that's just even MORE pathetic because you're basically saying that women tool you so much that you would actually mutiliate the only thing that makes you a man for the sake of a WOMAN'S approval.

and don't use the "understand" arguement. i don't understand why michael jackson made millions of dollars and chose to suck boy butter. that doesn't mean there's some hidden justification behind the whole thing that we all just don't get.

So is this your opinion or are you playing the roll of GOD again? PURITY SAYS ITS SO..... SO IT MUST BE!!!!

Lame. You clearly stated that you don't understand, so how can later say theres no justification? Just because you don't understand something does'nt mean that its wrong and stupid. Theres no justification for alot of things that people do, thats right Tony..... even you.

Get over yourself.




You know exactly what the **** I'm talking about because you're addressing me right now, big guy. Stop trying to sound like your a ****in genious. Typing a whole paragraph that is'nt even addressing my post is stupid in itself.



You know what "thought" did? "Thought" thought he had to fart and **** his pants. Don't "think".... KNOW. Thinking and making assumptions makes you look like a true jerk off. Good job!

I don't care whether you think its lame or not. I mean really.... I'm not ****in you, I'm not showin you my ****, I did'nt ask you for a blow job, nor did I start a thread to get attention like "HEY I GOT MY DICK PIERCED" and even when I posted about it I don't recall asking for an opinion. When I want yours, I'll take my dick outta your mouth. Take note.

And back to addressing your post....... I did'nt dog you to make myself feel better. I actually was'nt feeling ****. I spoke my mind because I've walked both shoes... you have'nt so what the **** do you know? You have your opinion, but thats all it really is. Opinions are like *******s, everyone gots one, the only difference here is that an ******* stays with you, but your opinions are spreaded around like a ****in whore on wheels. Use your opinions to better YOUR life coz you sure are'nt helping mine. Like I stated to Purity.... just because you say "its lame" does'nt make it so. What I, MYSELF say is lame for ME, makes it so. Seriously, **** what you think. I don't base my opinion, feelings nor my actions on what other people think. Do you?

You would've been better off just leaving my post alone, or better yet.... not trying so hard to amuse yourself and others by slamming Ben and then not being able to take the heat when its dished back. Its like you bark, but tuck your tail. You make your posts sound really thought out, and they are, thought out long enough to where you are making no ****ing sense but yet making it sound good. Not many people can do that. I applaude you. Really, you're my hero. Die.



So if you could'nt give 2 ****s if Bella or Allison acknowledge your exsistence... and you were just "amuzing yourself and others"...... why would you get on Ben for starting this thread on a forum filled with guys? Why can't he start a thread on piercing his dick to amuze himself? So you lay down whats acceptable to post and what is'nt?

Did'nt think so ******. Quit being hypocryticle.

And this blazei blah.... "If I was'nt marriered I could blah blah blah". Yeah, I'd say the same thing if I was some woman's *****. You are one, so you pulled that out of the bag... clever, but not good enough.

And lets clear up what I did and did'nt do, once again. I never said I met a bunch of chicks at a table.... does that even make sense? You think I do that to get chicks? GOD, you are stupid. Read what I typed again, and you'd see that you're talkin out your ass, you obviously just got really over-hyped about my post and did'nt think to clearly before typing. For the record, to **** on your assumption.... again..... I got it pierced while in a 4 year relationship. I did'nt need it to get girls, I already had one. Nice try though. Instead making a bunch of lame ass-umptions of why you THINK guys in general get their dick's pierced..... just ask. We did'nt have to go through all of this. However, I must admit, this is quite comical, probably more for me since you're an idiot, but thats ok. :)




Like I said.... I was'nt jumpin around parading it. I got it, and so I spoke up and all of a sudden I was looking for attention?! Look in the mirror, slitface. Ben started a thread about his dick, posted maybe a few sentences and you went off on a tangent.... posting a ****ing essay trying to diss him. Whos the jackass?



It does apply. You don't know what the **** your talking about, yet your so educated on the subject. You're a critic.... pointing your finger and talking about **** you know nothing about. So what is it now? Throughout the whole post its true, PIERCING YOUR DICK IS ****ING STUPID, ITS A FACT BECAUSE ZEN SAID SO, then at the end its "I WAS JOKING". Make up your mind, your like a ****in chick. Change up the story some more, create some drama, and then say "hey I was joking".... like a woman..... it suits you well. I'm looking forward to your next post. I'm sure it'll be just as interesting and entertaining as this one.



Much appreciated. Now log off now and hand your balls back to your wife and get at me when she allows you to play again.


Jesus Christ, you win by boring me to death with a ridiculously long post. You take this **** way too seriously. I'll keep this short so your line by line review won't be so long next time. Bottom line, tell a guy you've got your **** pierced and 9 out of 10 will question your sexuality. Now get out your thesaurus and book of cliche's and get to posting.

Piercing your dick is ****ing lame. Especially if you're an ugly white boy.

wow this whole thread turned into some ****.

i was just like yo i did this and whatever and it turned into a verbal war.

I'm impressed.

and yes, i am an ugly white boy.

On a completely unrelated note, I still can't believe that Stevie Wonder gave that girl herpes. She must be full of ****.

wow this whole thread turned into some ****.

i was just like yo i did this and whatever and it turned into a verbal war.

I'm impressed.

and yes, i am an ugly white boy.
we need wars. they're the only thing that keeps OT interesting

Go Vulgar Goasfasfasfasfasfasfsemenasfasfghjkclitorismnkjkgj f....

Jesus Christ, you win by boring me to death with a ridiculously long post. You take this **** way too seriously. I'll keep this short so your line by line review won't be so long next time. Bottom line, tell a guy you've got your **** pierced and 9 out of 10 will question your sexuality. Now get out your thesaurus and book of cliche's and get to posting.

I'm not out walkin up to some dude or crackin conversation with a bunch of guys like "hey, i got my **** pierced" like I gain some kind of acceptance or something. If you or any other guy is gonna question my sexuality over a piercing then ya need to ****in grow up partner. Seriously. I take it way to serious? Haha! You talk mad ****.... I back up your idiocy on the subject.... you got "bored" with getting owned by almost every sentence you typed so you resort to "you take this way to serious". ****. I did'nt know that 1 lined sentences makes you keep up in arguements and debates. Next time I'll just agree with you or just talk about **** or maybe just a "LOL" or "Hi" like most are so fond of. Next time you fire off, I'll take note that you can't back your comments nor arguements and will eventually give up (which does'nt seem to take too long).


Piercing your dick is ****ing lame. Especially if you're an ugly white boy.

Your opinion is about as good as Gman's sex life and about as appreciated as Vulgar's new **** ring..... but thanks anyways.


we need wars. they're the only thing that keeps OT interesting

I try, but most can't keep up. If your arguement is longer than 3 sentences... they give up. I'm sure you already know that tho.

Your opinion is about as good as Gman's sex life and about as appreciated as Vulgar's new **** ring..... but thanks anyways.
.

adam is an angry man.

yeah i kinda liked her opinion.

adam is an angry man.

I think he needs a hug.

adam is an angry man.


Yeah, it's as if he's got a metal bar shoved through his **** or something.


Wait.....

hahaha

On a completely unrelated note, I still can't believe that Stevie Wonder gave that girl herpes. She must be full of ****.


bet Stevie WOnder aint got no **** piercings

I'm not reading all of that

Ben, havnt you had a **** ring ripped out before?

he liked it so much the first time, he has doubled up this time

like did a guy do it or a girl because ether way your screwed. If a guy grabs you dick and you get a chubby you're a ***. Still even if you don't get hard for the rest of your life when ever somebody ask you if a man has ever touched your penis you have to say yes. If a girl does it and you pop wood you're a perv. If you don't pop wood you're gay again.

I would rather be a perv.

no you wouldn't.

and btw, getting wood from a chick touching your **** doesn't mean yer a perv. it means yer human.

yup.