http://www.ebaumsworld.com/swearingjesus.html

it's true, it's true.


Click on "abuse me"

You don't **** with the Jesus man!

He was middle-eastern actually... might have looked a lot like Osama... but not mexican. See, unlike Mexicans, he CHOSE to be poor and serve others.

'exican scenario:

Me: What's your name?
Mr. Oranges: Jesus
Me: You're Jesus?
Mr Oranges: No, it's pronouced "hey-zeus."
Me: ...

What kind of wacked out people name their son Jesus? It falls into the same category as Jacko calling his kid "Blanket."

Catholics from spanish descent tend to name their kids after "characters" from the Bible. I know some many Joses, Marias, and Pedros... Not me señor, I am named after a king.

Pulp Fiction Quote:
"I'm American sweetheart, our names don't mean ****."

And no, you can't justify it... it's still ****ing wierd. Jackson named his son "blanket," can that be justified even if he writes a whole book on his reasoning? No... likewise with calling your kid "Jesus." I would think that Catholics would want to keep that name Holy rather than toss it around as just another name.

just like Muslims, I know a **** load of Mohammeds.

I rather be named Jesus than Cadillac or Tequila, not lying about that ****... I know a guy named Cadillac and a girl named Tequila

I know a girl named "Mercedes." They're the only girls you could sign up to work for you in a brothel, and call it a car dealer.

what about lexus?

Sure, I have a-lexus in the back room... You can take her for a test-drive as soon as we hose her down from her last run. You're lucky.. I changed her oil this morning.

my boy jesus was a jew yo


and go here and type in lexus

http://www.babynamesworld.com/

Pulp Fiction Quote:
"I'm American sweetheart, our names don't mean ****."

And no, you can't justify it... it's still ****ing wierd. Jackson named his son "blanket," can that be justified even if he writes a whole book on his reasoning? No... likewise with calling your kid "Jesus." I would think that Catholics would want to keep that name Holy rather than toss it around as just another name.


I don't like that name either, but they name their kids that because their babies are sacred to them and it's a way for them to honor God, whom they credit for the little bundle of joy they recieved. Anyway, I find it funny what ****ing hypocritical piece of **** you are. You calling anyone weird is laughable. And where the **** do you see a parallel with a mulit-millionaire pedophile to people who's religious beliefs are such a part of their lives that they name what they love most in the world after their God? I love how you of all people are so blatanty condescending, how very typically Christian of you. It must be very interesting to see the world through that mixed up, twisted, head full of loose wiring that passes for your brain.

Handjobs.. Being Jew isn't a race, it's a religion.. so yea, he was Jew.. but we were talking about his nationality. Thanks for the input though, it was almost as interesting as staring at my wall.

I know a girl named "Mercedes." They're the only girls you could sign up to work for you in a brothel, and call it a car dealer.

Wow. Actually, the car company was named after a racer's daughter named "Mercedes", young man. Daimler-Benz became Mercedes-Benz.

Mercedes is plural of the word Merced. Merced means "Grace"... Grace is Mercedes in spanish.

Nope, I'm in America.. it's a ****'n car, not a name.

Mouse is so wrong it's not even funny,

STFU fatty. :dance:

where's your messiah now?

Got beef?

Yea I got some beef, it'll fill you up too.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/swearingjesus.html

it's true, it's true.


Click on "abuse me"

good link. Not sure what to think of it though...

My great grandfather from Mexico was named Jesus but was called Jesse and my brother is named Jesse. FYI now you can tell your kids my story.

Lol. Black people.
Cadillac.
I'm glad I'm not one of them.

Lol. Black people.
Cadillac.
I'm glad I'm not one of them.

Is your real name Jack. My middle name is Jack.

Buddy, stop being a troll.

Buddy, stop being a troll.

STFU I am not a troll. I was curious.

STFU I am not a troll. I was curious.

Is your Birthday in July?

Is your Birthday in July?

Yes it is will you fly in to blow me.

Yes it is will you fly in to blow me.

What day? Mine's July too.

I would have flamed you more for choosing the July month in the other thread, but now I won't, I'll just flame you for a different reason. ;)

What day? Mine's July too.

I would have flamed you more for choosing the July month in the other thread, but now I won't, I'll just flame you for a different reason. ;)

July 24th 1980. I was born the same day different year as Badblood. I see yours is the 23rd nice. I am almost 9 yrs older than you.

July 24th 1980. I was born the same day different year as Badblood. I see yours is the 23rd nice. I am almost 9 yrs older than you.

You're a fellow Leo.

Respek!

I'm so glad I'm not black.
They would've gave me a name like Shayqwan or something.
**** those people.