View Full Version : I got a Jetta yesterday.


Nuno
08-11-2004, 01:43 PM
2004 VW Jetta GL, 8k Miles, power everything, CD Player, Gray, blah blah.....

I got it at Planet Honda for $14,995 which I think is a bargain price for a practically new car. I checked Carfax to make sure there were no accidents and it was perfect. So I feel :).

Anyhoo, the car is for my wife. The beatup 88 civic had to go. I get dibs on the Jetta when we go out on the weekends, though. ;)

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 01:48 PM
Jettas are mad nice

Purity
08-11-2004, 01:53 PM
yeah.










for chicks.

Nuno
08-11-2004, 01:56 PM
yeah.










for chicks.

Read my edited post.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:02 PM
**** that, I wouldn't mind driving a Jetta. They're nice.

*waiting for big truck driving dwarfs to start talking **** about small imports*

handjobs4dollars
08-11-2004, 02:02 PM
I know a guy that drives a jetta he's a dumbass.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:05 PM
This is probably one of the few American cars I would buy right now

http://thehollywoodextra.com/chrysler/300big1.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:11 PM
PS: If anybody here owns one of the "new" Hummers... You're the dumbest **** on Earth driving your 13 mile a gallon, Suburban platform piece of ****.

DIE

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:13 PM
http://www.tuningpt.com/galeria/nissan/skyline/skyline2.jpg
Perfection

Purity
08-11-2004, 02:15 PM
i happy for ya nun-yo but you know me. i gotta roust you when i can man. i expect the same in return.

*waiting for llama-****ing yankee *******s to explain why they wanna roll in women rides.*

Nuno
08-11-2004, 02:16 PM
http://www.tuningpt.com/galeria/nissan/skyline/skyline2.jpg
Perfection

ABSO****INLUTELY!!! That car gives me wood. :yup:

Nuno
08-11-2004, 02:18 PM
i expect the same in return.


Sooooo...what you driving Purity????

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:23 PM
Funny that a ****ing mexican midget will call me a *******... HAHAHAHA!

The Jetta is a nice car, why? Because it gives you a lot more performance within its price range. Jettas handle nicely and have reliable engines... Everybody has different tastes in cars Jose, I happen to think that within the 20,000-30,000 market, the Jetta is one of the top choices.

Girl cars, guy cars... OK! Got me there big guy. I could drive a ****ing Beetle and still do it with style.

Purity
08-11-2004, 02:25 PM
'04 bmw 330i.

if it makes you feel any better, i ran over some **** on monday morning and blew a tire in rush hour traffic. while putting on the spare at 5:30am, i ruined a brand new $120 armani shirt. and also happend to set the tire in the ivy next to the road........in a gigantic colony of ants.

Purity
08-11-2004, 02:27 PM
Funny that a ****ing mexican midget will call me a *******... HAHAHAHA!

The Jetta is a nice car, why? Because it gives you a lot more performance within its price range. Jettas handle nicely and have reliable engines... Everybody has different tastes in cars Jose, I happen to think that within the 20,000-30,000 market, the Jetta is one of the top choices.

Girl cars, guy cars... OK! Got me there big guy. I could drive a ****ing Beetle and still do it with style.

i don't care if i'm an aztec tribal leader. i'm still callin you a *******. and i don't deny that the jetta is a nice car. a nice chick car. my ex just got one a couple months ago and gave out nice passenger handjobs in it.

so whatchoo wearin today cutie?

Mr. Beelzebub
08-11-2004, 02:34 PM
Just a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, sweetheart. I don't need to pull up in my Bimmer and wear my 120 Armani shirt to compensate for being a short **** with a Napoleon complex. It's pretty laid back here in my office.

Nuno
08-11-2004, 02:34 PM
'04 bmw 330i.

I can speak no evil on a BMW, but me and Bub seem to be on the same wave length today.

Carlao
08-11-2004, 03:08 PM
I got a 2004 Jetta Wolfberg Edition and I love it.

nance
08-11-2004, 03:09 PM
I'm wanting a new car......mine is a '99 Plymouth Voyager. Wanting to get rid of the mini-van thing....don't need it for much longer.....yay!

Hubby has a Lancer Oz Rally.....I LOVE driving that car......zoom zoom

Carlao
08-11-2004, 03:21 PM
madcrewmom- How old is that African Gray?

Allison
08-11-2004, 03:28 PM
Nice!!

Prince
08-11-2004, 03:52 PM
don't talk **** about the jetta, its a cool car....the VW Bora is awesome!

i'd like to get a subaru wrx or legacy in place of my jeep or maybe an audi when i can afford it. all wheel drive owns.

Purity
08-11-2004, 04:25 PM
Just a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, sweetheart. I don't need to pull up in my Bimmer and wear my 120 Armani shirt to compensate for being a short **** with a Napoleon complex. It's pretty laid back here in my office.

no. you just need to make assumptions that bimmers and armani shirts are for people who are unhappy with themselves. so what you're saying is that IF you were in the position to earn a better living, you'd still have self esteem issues that not even a nice car or clothes would cure. it's best that you stick with the laid-back comfy approach.

nance
08-11-2004, 04:27 PM
madcrewmom- How old is that African Gray?


Almost a year and half...the one in my av isn't mine....can't get my pics to work...I need to reduce the size. Can someone do that for me?

realkaps
08-11-2004, 08:54 PM
I always pictured Jettas as chick cars too....

Bella
08-11-2004, 09:03 PM
I've fallen in love with the Mazda rx8.

Prince
08-11-2004, 09:19 PM
nooooooooooo

get an infinti g35 if you want a 2 door coupe

realkaps
08-11-2004, 11:00 PM
I want one of these....

http://www.statesmanclassifieds.com/autos/autoshow/images/reviews/dodge_ram_srt-1001.jpg

nance
08-11-2004, 11:03 PM
I want one of these....

http://www.statesmanclassifieds.com/autos/autoshow/images/reviews/dodge_ram_srt-1001.jpg


Preeeeetttyy truck....I've been wanting a truck, but I'm now thinking of a convertible......

Zen
08-12-2004, 12:52 AM
4 words: Buy American

Jetta's are for chicks and yuppies. I'd be more than happy to drive it instead of my piece of **** Tore-ass.

handjobs4dollars
08-12-2004, 01:00 AM
Ford f350 is a truck. I'm stuck with a f150 till I get some money. I want a diesel truck so bad.

http://www.off-road.com/dunes/trucktech/f350_4_500x300.jpg

http://199.239.248.45/images/stk/2003/fd2003f35001.jpg

Allison
08-12-2004, 09:08 AM
I hate my car so much. I dont know how someone convinced me to buy that tiny POS. I'm looking into the Dodge Durango now.

Purity
08-12-2004, 09:20 AM
4 words: Buy American


looks like 2 to me

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 09:47 AM
This is probably one of the few American cars I would buy right now

http://thehollywoodextra.com/chrysler/300big1.jpg


the only reason chrysler is putting out nice looking cars is because they are owned by mercedes now. the ****ing 300c is NICE.

I just got a new car, too. A red 94 Celica GT. I had to deal with ****ing ****ty ass american cars for 4 years.

It's real nice... black leather interior, sunroof, still has the stock cd player (which sucks).

I drove a Mercury Mystique for 2 1/2 years. ****ing Ford. American cars = ****.

Purity
08-12-2004, 09:52 AM
the only reason chrysler is putting out nice looking cars is because they are owned by mercedes now.

which is the same reasone why mercedes are putting out **** as of lately.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 09:57 AM
I've fallen in love with the Mazda rx8.


they should have kept making the rx-7.

http://www.tuningpt.com/galeria/nissan/skyline/skyline2.jpg
Perfection

no, no, no, my friend. observe:

http://www.broadroom.com/resources/toyotasupra/images/thumbnails/toyota_supra_21.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 09:58 AM
Mercedes merged with Chrysler. The 2 big American auto companies own stock in almost everysingle non-American car company there is.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:00 AM
they should have kept making the rx-7.



no, no, no, my friend. observe:

http://www.broadroom.com/resources/toyotasupra/images/thumbnails/toyota_supra_21.jpg

Check the specs on a Nissan Skyline GTR and tell me is not the shiznit, woman.

Purity
08-12-2004, 10:00 AM
now we just gotta get our hands on them damn japs

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:00 AM
which is the same reasone why mercedes are putting out **** as of lately.


they have been making some ****-ugly cars lately.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:01 AM
Check the specs on a Nissan Skyline GTR and tell me is not the shiznit, woman.


oh I know it's the ****, I'm just partial to the supra. look at that car. don't you want to hump the tailpipe? i know you do.

Purity
08-12-2004, 10:05 AM
they have been making some ****-ugly cars lately.

*cough e-class cough*

although the new SL models are ****ing SICK!!

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:09 AM
*cough e-class cough*

although the new SL models are ****ing SICK!!

here we go:

http://www.mercedes-benz.com/com/e/home/products/mpv/vaneo/images/11589.jpg



!!!!!!!!!! Kill it!! Kill it!!..... it doesn't deserve to live...

Purity
08-12-2004, 10:11 AM
OH MY GOD I JUST ABOUT CHOKED MY COFFEE OUT MY NOSE!!!!!!!!

that looks like those ****ed up cars on Total Recall.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:14 AM
The Echo takes the ****ing price... One day I am gonna burn a ****ing Echo, those ****ing cars make me angry and kill my ****ing day whenever I see one.

Purity
08-12-2004, 10:17 AM
rescue 911 comin right up!!














http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/03/slrmclaren04_01_1024.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:17 AM
oh I know it's the ****, I'm just partial to the supra. look at that car. don't you want to hump the tailpipe? i know you do.

I can't hate the Supra, it's a nice car. I am really into the Import Scene, that might be why I am bias.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:20 AM
you're really into the import scene and you're bias against the SUPRA?? crazy ass.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:22 AM
you're really into the import scene and you're bias against the SUPRA?? crazy ass.

No, no. I was trying to say that I love the import scene, and that was why I was defending the VWs, and supras... I like the Supra, the celica...MmmM, it's alright.

I love ****ing Hondas, Honda bikes specially, even ****ing Honda lawn mowers.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:23 AM
if you're as into the scene as I am, then you probably share the same relentless hatred for this car:

http://www.quakercityraceway.com/photos/2003/summit_cruise/082803/cavalier.jpg


i love racing the little ******s that drive those cars and ****ing smoking them and making them look like little pansy *******s, with their ****ing fart mufflers and spinning hubcaps.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:27 AM
http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/8/web/332000-332999/332512_97_full.jpg

HAHAHaHAHAHAHA!!! holy **** can you imagine how much money they WASTED on this ****ing sunfire.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:28 AM
I stay away from the rice look, but I happen to own a civic and a BMW... I like the Civic, it's hitting 1/4 mile in about 14 flat.
No ricey **** on that car: Comptech exhaust, Injen cold air intake, 17' Konig Tantrums... No neon hood nipples or the famous coffee can muffler.

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:31 AM
I stay away from the rice look, but I happen to own a civic and a BMW... I like the Civic, it's hitting 1/4 mile in about 14 flat.
No ricey **** on that car: Comptech exhaust, Injen cold air intake, 17' Konig Tantrums... No neon hood nipples or the famous coffee can muffler.


im the same way. im trying to keep my celica stock, but I wanna do an intake and a catback exhaust. it's real hard to find parts for the 6th generation celicas, though.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 10:38 AM
Try here:

http://toyotacelicas.com/

KittyKitty
08-12-2004, 10:39 AM
ooo thanks!

Prince
08-12-2004, 11:55 AM
I hate my car so much. I dont know how someone convinced me to buy that tiny POS. I'm looking into the Dodge Durango now.

the new one? i love the new one

The Mouse
08-12-2004, 11:59 AM
I want a damn thugged-out black Cadillac. Tinted widows, lowered, with chrome rims.. oh man. Actually, now that I think about it.. exactly like the one used for the filming of Training Day.

Allison
08-12-2004, 12:03 PM
No, Cesaro, probably a used one. Something a couple of years old. I hate the Eclipse.

Prince
08-12-2004, 12:06 PM
i've never enjoyed 2 door cars that much. a lack of room and for fat kids like me it's lacking on space. i also have a melon head that tends to meet up with the edge of roof everytime i get in or out. they look good but for fat kids they are no good.

Squezze
08-12-2004, 12:13 PM
I drive a 2001 Cavalier, mother ****ers. 2.2 litre engine with 115 horse power. Watch the **** out.

Allison
08-12-2004, 12:14 PM
You can't ride in the backseat without kissing your knees.

Prince
08-12-2004, 12:14 PM
I want a damn thugged-out black Cadillac. Tinted widows, lowered, with chrome rims.. oh man. Actually, now that I think about it.. exactly like the one used for the filming of Training Day.

HAHAH! At my friends old apartment complex he lived next door to a guy that drove a thugged out mid-late 90s Cadillac Brougham Fleetwood. it had rims and tinted out windows. i used extra precaution everytime i got around it and wouldn't even park near it. about a week into him living there we found out it was just some 30 year old white guy that was balding.

DOGGx0
08-12-2004, 01:33 PM
I know I'm like 50 pages later, but just by reading the title I automatically was thinking: Jetta - chick ride. The only Jettas I've seen have either had flying-colored ******s or chicks.. hot chicks, but still chicks.

Nuno
08-12-2004, 01:35 PM
Read the first post little fella...

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 02:12 PM
One question? If you don't work in construction and you don't usually transport heavy equipment or live stock. Why do you need a ****ing pick up truck?

PS: This question is not directed to anyone in particular, I just want to know your thoughts, friends. Jesus loves you and so do I.

handjobs4dollars
08-12-2004, 02:14 PM
Buy a ford they kick ass.

Purity
08-12-2004, 02:18 PM
One question? If you don't work in construction and you don't usually transport heavy equipment or live stock. Why do you need a ****ing pick up truck?


EXACTLY. people like trucks cause they make em feel macho. and of course girls like trucks cause all girls nowadays have themselves convinced that they're really tomboys and can do anything a guy can do.

man, when i had my truck, i got nothin but people asking me for favors to haul their **** around.

Purity
08-12-2004, 02:21 PM
Buy a ford they kick ass.

i think we need to limit you to only 10 dumb**** posts per day.

Mr. Beelzebub
08-12-2004, 02:22 PM
It's a matter of taste, I believe. Around my way the only people that drive pick up trucks wear gym sock with dress shoes, tight ass jeans with huge belt buckles, complemented by a k-mart shirt and a sombrero. Also, they usually have a big decal in the rear window that says "guanaco", or "viva la raza".

I guesss I would have to live in Cali to understand.

Carlao
08-12-2004, 02:36 PM
After my Jetta is paid I think I'll get a Tourag after that. Now that is a cool ass SUV.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/wheels/img/jun03/04vwtouareg.jpg

Bluecifer
08-12-2004, 02:41 PM
This is probably one of the few American cars I would buy right now

http://thehollywoodextra.com/chrysler/300big1.jpg

Yeah, those are nice. I just test drove one, it handled great.

handjobs4dollars
08-12-2004, 03:45 PM
It's a matter of taste, I believe. Around my way the only people that drive pick up trucks wear gym sock with dress shoes, tight ass jeans with huge belt buckles, complemented by a k-mart shirt and a sombrero. Also, they usually have a big decal in the rear window that says "guanaco", or "viva la raza".

I guesss I would have to live in Cali to understand.


Thank god I'm a country boy. You need trucks like that for driving around here.