I can... Yes I have to admit it. I have been watching Soccer as of late, and I am not ashamed to say it.
I have watched the Eurocup 2004 and Copa America 2004, and I can't remember getting excited watching a team sport in a long time (Boxing, K-1, and MMA get me in the zone... ask Nuno). I know most of you ****ers don't enjoy the real FOOTBALL and are probably goona poop on my thread, but I don't give a ****... I like Soccer, as a matter of fact I bought soccer cleats yesterday and I am gonna go play this weekend with Nuno and the rest of my boys... because Soccer is in, I saw Kanye West wearing a soccer jersey, BOOM!

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My Soccer cleats, they cost me only $30 and I am gonna **** on the ****ers that pay $85 for theirs *Nelson's voice* HA-HA.

I love to watch soccer. I dont really know whats going on, but some of those men are beautiful. i wish i could snag a soccer player.

well llama plays soccor.....yer not too far from him ;)

That's right. I paid $85 for them. But you got to admit, they be dead sexy!!!

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Llamas are sexy ass animals, they have long eye lashes and their fur is beatiful... Playing soccer is just the icing on the cake.

I play indoor soccer, I'll start the league the next september....

sheep****er doesn't know what he's missin

That's right. I paid $85 for them. But you got to admit, they be dead sexy!!!

No offense son, but I think they're kinda ugly. I don't dig that huge number 90 on the side, I guess I just like simple stuff.

Mines are simple black with the long laces to tie them around the shoe, Ol' school, baby!

No offense son, but I think they're kinda ugly. I don't dig that huge number 90 on the side, I guess I just like simple stuff.

Mines are simple black with the long laces to tie them around the shoe, Ol' school, baby!

HAHA!!!
$85 down the ****in TOILET!!

So I ended up going to the park yesterday. The Peruvian kid was there again. Me and him played with some caucasians in a 4 on 4 half field game, with a goalkeeper. It was cool. The new kicks felt great for kicking and ball control. I still need to get used to running with cleets.

sheep****er doesn't know what he's missin


you love me with passion and dark desires, I know it....

Yo!, if you wanna play today let me know... I gotta break my cleats in.

It may be moist, but I don't give a ****. If it ain't raining I'm down. There might not be anyone there though. The Peruvian kid said he might not come because of the rain.

I can’t stand playing or watching soccer because there’s like no contact that’s aloud. (except if you trip someone or kick their shins.. ooooooo!! Give me a break, ladies.) My friends and I play rugby.. I can deal with that because it allows me to tackle hard and mess people up, all within the rules of the game. Soccer’s for pansies who don’t like to hit or get hit.. falls into the same category as basketball, tennis, and golf.

The Peruvian kid said he might not come because of the rain.

typical soccer player

I can’t stand playing or watching soccer because there’s like no contact that’s aloud. (except if you trip someone or kick their shins.. ooooooo!! Give me a break, ladies.) My friends and I play rugby.. I can deal with that because it allows me to tackle hard and mess people up, all within the rules of the game. Soccer’s for pansies who don’t like to hit or get hit.. falls into the same category as basketball, tennis, and golf.

Don't speak of things of which you know nothing, whore!

typical soccer player

And what sport do you play?

typical soccer player

****ing exactly.

You haven't seen so much futbol....

And what sport do you play?

12 ounce curling competitions on a nightly basis.

Soccer takes a lot more skill than Rugby, **** I could teach a monkey how to play Rugby.
I can bet your crying for attention ass that I can learn how to play Rugby and beat that **** out of you at it, and you will never learn how to play soccer.

Soccer is a sport that requires a lot of practice to perfect it...

Oh yeah, if you think there is no contact go ask Pizarro from Bayern Munich who has a fracture skull. I have played almost eveysingle sport out there, and I am not gonna be a ****ing child and tell you that my sport is better than yours. I love all types of physical activities, I just happen to think that Soccer is one of the best out there... And the rest of the World happens to agree with me.

****ing exactly.

People can say all they want about soccer. The fact remains that it is the number one sport in the world by far. Don't be a hater cause you can't play.

La putilla suprema ha hablado, así que todos a tomar por culo....

12 ounce curling competitions on a nightly basis.

Curling??? WTF!!??!

Curling??? WTF!!??!

He meant drinking beer, Nuno. I apologize in Nuno's behalf. He's a lil' naive, you know.

I think there is a real sport called curling. I just missed the 12 ounce part.

So you play no sports Purity.

I can bet your crying for attention ass that I can learn how to play Rugby and beat that **** out of you at it

Beelzbub, you really piss me off sometimes. Are you willing to back up those words? Because I’m willing to prove your ass wrong and send your ***** ass to the hospital. Next time you’re in Los Angeles, we can get a Global-MMA rugby game going. You must be one ignorant mother ****er if you think that you can not only beat me, but “beat the **** out of” me. Just let me know next time you’re in town and we’ll get a bunch of guys together you ****ing poser.

Poser, poser, what a beautiful word..hhhhhhhmmmmm....

Wow, you called me a poser.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alright, young Mouse. Let's do this: We play Rugby first, and then soccer. I bet you I will do better playing rugby than you playing soccer.

No skill to play rugby my god you are speaking of things you know nothing about. I've played soccer for five years and I have played rugby just as long and I have tro say that rugby needs way more skill.


Beside the reason people like soccer is because all you need to play is a ball. So all people can play it. Playing soccer is like admitting you're poor.

Alright, young Mouse. Let's do this: We play Rugby first, and then soccer. I bet you I will do better playing rugby than you playing soccer.

You just tell me when you're comming to L.A., and I'll show you what's up. It's time you learned what true "contact" and "sport" really mean.

No skill to play rugby my god you are speaking of things you know nothing about. I've played soccer for five years and I have played rugby just as long and I have tro say that rugby needs way more skill.


Beside the reason people like soccer is because all you need to play is a ball. So all people can play it. Playing soccer is like admitting you're poor.


All people can play soccer?!?!?!?!? WTF are you saying?!?!?! I don't say you don't need skill to play rugby but don't be a nerd, futbol demands a lot of tecnic, skills, cardio,....Come to Europe or Southamerica and you'll see the "poor" soccer.

To play rugby you needs a ball too and?!?!?

No skill to play rugby my god you are speaking of things you know nothing about. I've played soccer for five years and I have played rugby just as long and I have tro say that rugby needs way more skill.


Beside the reason people like soccer is because all you need to play is a ball. So all people can play it. Playing soccer is like admitting you're poor.

I said that you need more skills to play soccer than to play rugby. If you read further down you can read that I said that I play all sports and I enjoy them all.
All you need to play most sports is a ball, young man. Poor people are more ingenious that you and I, so your theory about saying that soccer is for poor people couldn't be further away from the truth... Poor people find the means to play any sport if they want to play it, believe they do. I have seen boys playing baseball in south amercia with brrom stick and bottle caps, and even playing golf.

No what I mean is that anybody can play soccer anywhere. All you need is a flat dift field and a play so you can play. That's why people like it so much around the world. it's not a rich man's sport.

Soccer is the most played sport in the world for the simple fact that anybody can play it if they commit themselves to the sport. Unlike Rugaby were you have to have a certain body type or strenght, in soccer you can be 5'3" or 7'0", you could weight 200 lbs. or 110lbs. It's the skills moving the ball that sets you as a good or average player, and this is the main reason why people from all walks of life and every corner of the Wolrd have found soccer to be the greatest sport on Earth.

No what I mean is that anybody can play soccer anywhere. All you need is a flat dift field and a play so you can play. That's why people like it so much around the world. it's not a rich man's sport.

Yes, and to play basketball all you need is a hoop and a ball. To box, all you need is someone to trade punches with you. Most sports that are popular are played by the masses.
Basketball is the American poor man's sport, but the NBA is far away from being a poor league, it's the same thing with soccer, everybody plays it, but the LEagues around the world are way far from being poor. Even in certain countries like Argentina and Brazil, soccer is a huge economic contribution to those countries.

Soccer is cool, and I like some of the players too but there are a lot of ******* in soccer. People that get bumped and fall down like they have been hit by a truck. Some of them on purpose, some just because they are wimps. During the last world cup, that dude from brazil is a perfect example. Some guy kicked the ball toward him so he could take a corner kick, the ball hit him in the shin ad he dropped grabbing his face and rolling around on the ground like an idiot. The ref fell for it and ejected the player that kicked the ball at him. After the match, the guy from brazil was suspended but still. Thats common place in scooer and I think it turns a lot of fans off.

Soccer is the most played sport in the world for the simple fact that anybody can play it if they commit themselves to the sport. Unlike Rugaby were you have to have a certain body type or strenght, in soccer you can be 5'3" or 7'0", you could weight 200 lbs. or 110lbs. It's the skills moving the ball that sets you as a good or average player, and this is the main reason why people from all walks of life and every corner of the Wolrd have found soccer to be the greatest sport on Earth.


wow you don't know what you are talking about. Rugby players come in different size's for different postitions. Simply because they have different jobs. We need people of all size's to play not just some big ****ers. If you put together a team of all big guys they are going to be out run by the backs of the other team. If you have all small guys they're going to lose all the scrums and rucks and mauls.

True, there is a lot of acting in Soccer because the stakes are high, winning the Wolrd Cup is a big deal.

Argentina is one of the biggest teams that play like that, whenever they're winning they start falling like *****es all over the place, they throw the ball out of bounds on purpose, the goalie takes an hour to kick the ball back in bound, **** like that. It's part of the game.

wow you don't know what you are talking about. Rugby players come in different size's for different postitions. Simply because they have different jobs. We need people of all size's to play not just some big ****ers. If you put together a team of all big guys they are going to be out run by the backs of the other team. If you have all small guys they're going to lose all the scrums and rucks and mauls.

I meant to say you don't have to fit in a particular physical description to play a particular position. I am not comparing it to Rugby or saying Soccer is better, I never tried to. that will be stupid because they're totally different sports. I am open minded about sports and I would play anything.

acutally the sports are not that very different the use to be the same sport into they made rules calling a end to tackling and use of the hands. It was still common play back then for teams to play one half of rugby then play the other half as soccer.

i woke up this morning and had a hard ****.

See, one of the reasons because I would never say **** that sport, it sucks, it's for **** it's because MMA is struggling to make it to the mainstream media and the typical American audience always responds like that to anything new: "**** that". That is why it is so hard for new sports to make it in America.
As opposed to places like South America, or Europe where MMA has been accepted and it keeps growing... The narrow minds of the American people are pretty hard to open up to new experiences.

i woke up this morning and had a hard ****.

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See, one of the reasons because I would never say **** that sport, it sucks, it's for **** it's because MMA is struggling to make it to the mainstream media and the typical American audience always responds like that to anything new: "**** that". That is why it is so hard for new sports to make it in America.

Damn, you are so righteous; but one thing: Soccer isn't as new like MMA is, so your point is dead. So to make it better with you, I'll say this about soccer: "**** that sport, it sucks, it's for ****..."

Damn, you are so righteous; but one thing: Soccer isn't as new like MMA is, so your point is dead. So to make it better with you, I'll say this about soccer: "**** that sport, it sucks, it's for ****..."

It is new to the American audience, my young attention whore. Even though even the great Pele played for the now defunct COSMOS, it is still a sport that hasn't caught the eye of the typical american audience.

Soccer, just like MMA at this point, cater to a more exclusive and more knowledgeable audience. they haven't made it to the mainstream.

I could never expect anything less from you Mouse. You fit the typical Conservative Christian profile, down to a t.

I could never expect anything less from you Mouse. You fit the typical Conservative Christian profile, down to a t.

True. It makes me sick sometimes.

lol, you guys are typical soccer players.

Christian conservative down to a T? ... i drink whiskey, I like cigars, I always pick fights, I **** before marriage, I'm tatted way up.. dude, lol.. shut the **** UP.

All I'm telling you mouse is that you shouldn't trash talk about something you know nothing about. That shows ignorance on your part. Bottom line:Soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

Christian conservative down to a T? ... i drink whiskey, I like cigars, I always pick fights, I **** before marriage, I'm tatted way up.. dude, lol.. shut the **** UP.

I couldn't have been refering to your lifestyle, Mousey. Because... I DON"T KNOW **** ABOUT IT, SON!!!!!!!

I meant you fit The Conservative Christian mentality, their way of thinking and not just about morality. About life in general. You're the typical guy that thinks everybody else is wrong if it's not the same way you think.

I wasn't talking about if it's popular or not, hombre. All I was saying is that it's a ***** sport...I'm not really complaining because the world needs "men" like soccer players, basketball players, tennis players, golf players, etc... because it makes contact sports all the more appreciated.

You calling it a ***** sport shows that you know nothing about it. The more you post the more ignorant you look. BTW I thought sports were about skill and athleticism and not about how much you can hurt someone.

Soccer's arguement for being the most popular sport world wide, is full of holes. It's the most popular sport world wide due to the fact that all you need is a ball to play. You don't need equipment as such (yes, I know they wear shin pads and cleats and all that ****). You can play with a ratty old ball and a couple rocks for goal posts. It's not like hockey or football or baseball, where you need a **** load of equipment and the proper playing field.

And please, soccer is hardly new in North America. Growing up, all my friends were in soccer leagues. We learned it in school at a young age. All the schools had their own teams. Soccer is hardly "new".

Rugby definitly takes more skill to play. I've played both sports quite often, and I'd give the skill edge to rugby. Just from my own personal experience.

You calling it a ***** sport shows that you know nothing about it. The more you post the more ignorant you look. BTW I thought sports were about skill and athleticism and not about how much you can hurt someone.


Heh. Keep dreaming.

Talking about this really makes me want to jump through this computer and slap you fools in the face... thank you squeeze, agree with you there. We need to set up a damn Rugby game for Global MMA posters... we'll see what kind of "men" these soccer *****es are. And ladies, you don't want to play soccer with me the same reason you don't want to play basketball with me.. as soon as you say, "hey that hurt, no hitting, it's illegal!!".. or "hey you can't push me that hard, it's illegal," then you get a ****ing knee right between your ****ing eyes.

Ok, so you don't play basketball either?

Talking about this really makes me want to jump through this computer and slap you fools in the face... thank you squeeze, agree with you there. We need to set up a damn Rugby game for Global MMA posters... we'll see what kind of "men" these soccer *****es are. And ladies, you don't want to play soccer with me the same reason you don't want to play basketball with me.. as soon as you say, "hey that hurt, no hitting, it's illegal!!".. or "hey you can't push me that hard, it's illegal," then you get a ****ing knee right between your ****ing eyes.


****, I love contact sports. There's no better feeling than nailing someone with a soild body check in hockey. The crunch is almost orgasmic.

Ok, so you don't play basketball either?

lol.. i thought I made my point that I need contact in a sport. Professional "athletes" that play basketball sit out why? because their toe hurts, because they sprained their finger, because their eyes hurts, because they have aheadache.. lol.. then if you push someone down they stop the game and say, "wow, that wasn't nice.. you can't push some one like that." Give me a ****ing break.

I don't understand why you keep emphasizing the fact the contact sports are for man, the rest are for *******... I think that if you're a man and you know it, you don't need to go around trying to prove it to yourself by playing a sport, young boy.
I love contact and non-contact sports... Where I come from, we love Vale Tudo, Soccer, and Boxing. I have the balls and the finesse to play all three.

I bet you like knitting and playing checkers too?

It because those games require skill you tard. Any moron can hit someone.

any moron can kick a ball

It because those games require skill you tard. Any moron can hit someone.

....you say this, in a MMA forum???!?!?

any moron can kick a ball


Exactly. As a matter of fact, I would think it takes more mental capacity to deliver a soild hit, than to kick a ball.

You can win a fight without throwing a single punch or kick in MMA. True or False?

I play chess, not checkers. I didn't know that you needed to prove your manhood by playing contact sports, you come accross as a childish person. Hey, if you don't like soccer it's all good. But don't make up sorry ass excuses that is for ******* because there is no contact; all sports have rules. In boxing no backhand strikes are allowed, or kicks... Soccer has it's set of rules, as simple as that.

I really don't understand your position about being ******* and playing soccer go together. It's just a sport, young man. In places like Brazil is damn near a Religion.

You can win a fight without throwing a single punch or kick in MMA. True or False?


True.

You can win a fight in MMA without making body contact. True or False?

i'll go with true for 10 points!

True.

You can win a fight in MMA without making body contact. True or False?

true.

randy and vitor pt. 2

true.

randy and vitor pt. 2



Well, I guess technically they did make a little contact. Randy's eyelid didn't cut itself.

any moron can kick a ball

Dumbest comment by far.

Any moron can also throw a punch, or throw a ball into and through a hoop. Every single sport requires some skill and a dedication.
There's not a sport in the world that doesn't require dedication and full time training in a competitive level.

Dumbest comment by far.

Any moron can also throw a punch, or throw a ball into and through a hoop. Every single sport requires some skill and a dedication.
There's not a sport in the world that doesn't require dedication and full time training in a competitive level.

no **** sherlock. that's the point i was making to nun-yo when he tried chalking up mma to simply throwing a punch.

nunyo said mouse is dumb, i said why nunyo was dumb, you called me dumb because you were too dumb to see how dumb your fellow ball kicker was.



what a dumbass.

I didn't read the posts before yours because I am too ****ing lazy... This thread is way too long already. I'm ****ing hungry, esse.

I can't believe that there is even a comparison of Soccer vs MMA. I'm not gonna trash Soccer, but the comment Nuno made.... "Soccer is the most popular sport in the world" and right before that reading him agreeing with Bub's "Soccer is not popular in America" is making me think that someone is just blabbing just because they're getting all defensive over their presious sport of "Soccer". And then to further read on to see that Nuno is trying to say that MMA takes little skill is making me believe that ****bag, idiot whos getting all defensive...... is him.

And don't fire back with "name calling is low", okay? I say what I want, *****. And don't come back with "I never said MMA takes little skill", okay? Because the coments you put forth, don't tell lies...

It because those games require skill you tard. Any moron can hit someone.

You can win a fight without throwing a single punch or kick in MMA. True or False?


You, my Portuguese friend, are ****ing confused. I'm not gonna sit here and say contact sport is the only good sport and that MMA rules all, that would be an opinion, which you can't really **** on someone for that either, but as said.... MMA is at the top of my list.... personally. However, I do agree that there are other good sports out there that don't require contact such as Basketball, NASCAR, and many others. I, myself, don't like Soccer, but thats just me.

I didn't read the posts before yours because I am too ****ing lazy... This thread is way too long already. I'm ****ing hungry, esse.

So would that make your post below the dumbest post by far? Just curious..........



Dumbest comment by far.

Any moron can also throw a punch, or throw a ball into and through a hoop. Every single sport requires some skill and a dedication.
There's not a sport in the world that doesn't require dedication and full time training in a competitive level.

I don't know about nuno, but I didn't bash any other sports. I even mention how childish it was to do so.
Also, I never COMPARED Soccer to MMA. What I did was bring out the fact that close minded people that judge and trash a sport without knowing what it is all about are the reason why it is so hard for MMA to go mainstream. And it is the same thing with soccer in America. Go back and read what I said, I said I like soccer and every other sport outthere... I enjoy the physically of some of them and the finesse in others.

So would that make your post below the dumbest post by far? Just curious..........

Well, I admitted that I didn't read the previous comments. So in a way my response was dumb, I was the first one to admit it. Sarcasm gets lost in writing.

Now, before you jump in front like the crazy lil' person that you are. Read the **** I posted and don't make the same mistake I made. OK ESSE?!

I guess it's lunch time for you whores. Later.

no **** sherlock. that's the point i was making to nun-yo when he tried chalking up mma to simply throwing a punch.

nunyo said mouse is dumb, i said why nunyo was dumb, you called me dumb because you were too dumb to see how dumb your fellow ball kicker was.



what a dumbass.


I wasn't referring to MMA for the record. I'm to busy at work to go into details right now.

mma, boxing, streetfighting, and any other activity that requires "throwing a punch" is going to involve a great deal of skill.

Matter of fact I never compared MMA to Soccer. When I said any idiot can hit someone, I should have added that it takes an athlete to do it right. Without technique MMA would be stupid. My point is that sports are about technique not violence. Violence is not a requirement, even in MMA. Hence my point that you can win a fight without throwing a punch.

If I wasn't getting so many ****ing calls today, I would have explained my self better.

I don't know about nuno, but I didn't bash any other sports. I even mention how childish it was to do so.
Also, I never COMPARED Soccer to MMA. What I did was bring out the fact that close minded people that judge and trash a sport without knowing what it is all about are the reason why it is so hard for MMA to go mainstream. And it is the same thing with soccer in America. Go back and read what I said, I said I like soccer and every other sport outthere... I enjoy the physically of some of them and the finesse in others.

I know. I agree with you. Its Nuno that needs to check himself.


Now, before you jump in front like the crazy lil' person that you are. Read the **** I posted and don't make the same mistake I made. OK ESSE?!

Ok. :)


I wasn't referring to MMA for the record. I'm to busy at work to go into details right now.

Yes you ****in were, ***face. I even pointed it out above. Check yourself.

Even uncorking a bottle of wine requires a certain amount of skill... Believe that.

Even uncorking a bottle of wine requires a certain amount of skill... Believe that.
It must coz I sure as hell can't figure it out. Same with opening a beer bottle with a lighter. I could'nt figure that **** out if my life depended on it.

The cuteness is strong in this shorty... If I was a girl, Dogg would be getting my number right about now.

Even uncorking a bottle of wine requires a certain amount of skill... Believe that.

DUDE!!

last month i got a $85 bottle of pinot. so i go to uncork it (my date's standin right behind me) and i push the cork too hard. the muther****er goes right through the neck of the bottle and lands INSIDE the bottle.
now i can't get it out AND i can't even pour the wine cause the now-floating cork has perfectly clogged the neck of the bottle.

Violence is not a requirement, even in MMA.


Que?

So how exactly do you win a MMA fight without violence? The goal in MMA is to either KO an opponent or submit him. How do you do that in a non-violent way? There has to be some sort of violence in an MMA fight. That's just the way it is.

It must coz I sure as hell can't figure it out. Same with opening a beer bottle with a lighter. I could'nt figure that **** out if my life depended on it.

me neither. remember when adam bracket cracked his tooth when he tried opening the corona?

"I can't believe that there is even a comparison of Soccer vs MMA."
It was a misunderstanding.

"I'm not gonna trash Soccer, but the comment Nuno made.... "Soccer is the most popular sport in the world" and right before that reading him agreeing with Bub's "Soccer is not popular in America" is making me think that someone is just blabbing just because they're getting all defensive over their presious sport of "Soccer"."
Just because it's not popular in America, doesn't mean it isn't the most popular sport in the world.

"And then to further read on to see that Nuno is trying to say that MMA takes little skill is making me believe that ****bag, idiot whos getting all defensive...... is him."
Read my previous post. I love MMA.


"And don't fire back with "name calling is low", okay? I say what I want, *****. And don't come back with "I never said MMA takes little skill", okay? Because the coments you put forth, don't tell lies..."
Again I wan't referring to MMA. Read my previous post.

"You, my Portuguese friend, are ****ing confused."
No. Just misunderstood.

"I'm not gonna sit here and say contact sport is the only good sport and that MMA rules all, that would be an opinion, which you can't really **** on someone for that either, but as said.... MMA is at the top of my list.... personally. However, I do agree that there are other good sports out there that don't require contact such as Basketball, NASCAR, and many others. I, myself, don't like Soccer, but thats just me."
I totally agree with you here. Mouse, on the other hand, doesn't realize that it's just his opinion.

Que?

So how exactly do you win a MMA fight without violence? The goal in MMA is to either KO an opponent or submit him. How do you do that in a non-violent way? There has to be some sort of violence in an MMA fight. That's just the way it is.

i think he meant that a sport doesn't have to be violent to kick ass.

a chick doesn't have to have big tits to make me wanna **** her.......but man, they sure do help :)

Que?

So how exactly do you win a MMA fight without violence? The goal in MMA is to either KO an opponent or submit him. How do you do that in a non-violent way? There has to be some sort of violence in an MMA fight. That's just the way it is.

I don't see grappling as violent. It does involve contact, but I see it as a technical way to restrain/submit someone.

i think he meant that a sport doesn't have to be violent to kick ass.

a chick doesn't have to have big tits to make me wanna **** her.......but man, they sure do help :)

Exactly. Thank you. Work sucks today.

It must coz I sure as hell can't figure it out. Same with opening a beer bottle with a lighter. I could'nt figure that **** out if my life depended on it.

I can open a Corona with a lighter, a spoon, a can of soda, the triangle to rack the balls in pool, any edge.... and in one pop, it sounds like opening a champagne bottle.

I can open a Corona with a lighter, a spoon, a can of soda, the triangle to rack the balls in pool, any edge.... and in one pop, it sounds like opening a champagne bottle.

It's true, it's true. :yup:

My legs are sore today. Playing soccer a couple of times a week will definately improve my cardio. Just wish my legs would get used to running and kicking already.

Well, while your legs are recovering from playing soccer, you can always stay home and finish your knitting... but then your hands might get too tired; in which case you can always take some money from your boyfriend and go shopping all day long at the local mall.

I haven't been running in a long time, so my legs are sore. What's your point? Do you have some kind of super muscles that never get sore from strenuous activity? Matter of fact, do me a favor and go **** yourself.

This thread is boring me...who cares about if one sport is better than other??? Do you thing I'm going to leave futbol cuz you're saying it's for poor people or for women or for beetles with nylon legs? training sports rules, train the sport you want, that's all....

This thread is boring me...who cares about if one sport is better than other??? Do you thing I'm going to leave futbol cuz you're saying it's for poor people or for women or for beetles with nylon legs? training sports rules, train the sport you want, that's all....

You ****ing liberal hippy.

I haven't been running in a long time, so my legs are sore. What's your point? Do you have some kind of super muscles that never get sore from strenuous activity? Matter of fact, do me a favor and go **** yourself.

I'd rather see you run back and forth kick'n a little ball around trying to tell me that that is was real men do.

I'd rather see you run back and forth kick'n a little ball around trying to tell me that that is was real men do.

Real men? Oh, I see. Your just doing this to get us riled up for your amusement, right? You really can't be that stupid, can you?

Of course not.. I know for a fact that all of the hard-hitting, testosterone filled, violent, and thus "real" men play soccer. I would never make a soccer player mad and insult his..clarification- "THE" ultimate agressive/tactical sport in the whole world!! He might kick my shins or push me!! lol


Give me a ****ing break.

I see. You are that stupid. But then again I already knew that.

You ****ing liberal hippy.





:biggthump Do you want some LP of "The Byrds" or "the Doors"??

Of course not.. I know for a fact that all of the hard-hitting, testosterone filled, violent, and thus "real" men play soccer. I would never make a soccer player mad and insult his..clarification- "THE" ultimate agressive/tactical sport in the whole world!! He might kick my shins or push me!! lol


Give me a ****ing break.


I see you havent' seen any futbol match, futbol hasn't tactics, I see....



Nuno, he could offer his shin to Roberto Carlos...

Or Roy Keane too.....

Dude... there's soccer.. then there's football.. the two are completely different; I never understood why "latin" races combined the two names to make futbol. Oh, I know why.. it's because soccer could never live up to the testosterone and sport-like reputation of football, so they combined the two words in hopes to make soccer a little less feminine. It didn't work hombre, it just didn't work.

Your last post is by far one of your dumbest ever. "Gee, I wonder why they call it 'foot'ball?"

Dude... there's soccer.. then there's football.. the two are completely different; I never understood why "latin" races combined the two names to make futbol. Oh, I know why.. it's because soccer could never live up to the testosterone and sport-like reputation of football, so they combined the two words in hopes to make soccer a little less feminine. It didn't work hombre, it just didn't work.

As much as I hate Soccer, I have to correct you. Futbol is'nt a combination of words between Soccer and Football. I see how Football is apart of it, but wheres the word Soccer in there? Also, Futbol was created and established before Football was... thats a fact. So sorry to burst your bubble, but you are wrong.

Dude... there's soccer.. then there's football.. the two are completely different; I never understood why "latin" races combined the two names to make futbol. Oh, I know why.. it's because soccer could never live up to the testosterone and sport-like reputation of football, so they combined the two words in hopes to make soccer a little less feminine. It didn't work hombre, it just didn't work.


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Your posts are falling like the democracy in Venezuela....

Football=England
Futbol=Spain and South America
Soccer=USA and Canada???

You're not American.. you wouldn't understand because the term "futbol" is before your time. Football is completely different than running up and down a field aimlessly for hours, trying to kick a little ball around like a ****ing retard.

Damnit, no.. football you don't even kick the ball at all... you hit the other people, you tackle, there are complex plays, it's about pain.. unlike soccer, futbol; or whatever the **** you pansies want to call it to make it sound better.

Why the word "soccer"?

We have to thank the students of the 1880s for the word "soccer". It seems it was the practice amonst the well bred students of Oxford to abbreviate words whilst adding "er" to the end; "brekkers" for breakfast for example.

On asked if he wanted to play "rugger" (i.e. the "rugby rules") a student replied "no, soccer", an abbreviation of "association", or the "association rules", i.e. the rules of the Football Association in London.

"Footer" was also used, but could have referred to either code.

David Pickering's "Soccer Companion" (Cassell, 1994) names the student as Charles Wreford Brown, later an England international and F.A. vice-president.

You just made "soccer" that much gayer.

Soccer is a nickname for football. In the US, football is called by it's nickname(soccer) exclusively so as not to be confused with the US version of football.

I think it would all be in our best interests to admit that soccer blows moose ****, and be done with it.

I just continuing this pointless conversation cause I'm bored today.

I think it would all be in our best interests to admit that soccer blows moose ****, and be done with it.

All Hail The Correct.

boooooooooo

Long life St. Semen....

I just found one of my pubic hairs in my keyboard

How do you know that it's a pubic hair?

How do you know that it's a pubic hair?
Its prolly the last place he was with his dick out. That and he is bald. So its only the obvious.

I was hoping G would resppond with something funny.

BTW, he has hair in his AV.

Tupe'

it was curly?

Yo Edu, today=MAD RAIN.... :(

I know, it's suppose to rain non-stop until Saturday.

It looks sunny now.

Anyhoo, you wanna buy a graphics card for $60?

I have a graphics card, thanks for asking.

Anyway, why would I wanna buy a used card for 60 bucks when I can find a brand new Nvidia Gforce 4 - 128MB for about 50 bucks.

Anyway, why would I wanna buy a used card for 60 bucks when I can find a brand new Nvidia Gforce 4 - 128MB for about 50 bucks.


That's pretty much what I'm selling.

Exactly, 128MB brand new for $50 at www.pricewatch.com

OK. I'll sell it for $49.99

I want to get the ATI Radeon X800 PRO 256MB.

Portugal lost to Costa RIca 4-2, damn. What is up with that Nuncio?

I don't want to talk about it.

FIgo announce that he's not gonna play with the Portuguese NAtional team anymore... Getting old sucks ass.

I know. Thanks for reminding me.

That Rui Costa dude is a dirty ****.

Dirty how?

BTW Don't forget to get beer for this Saturday.

Wasn't he the one that elbow that **** out of that poor iraqui?

No. Rui Costa is 32 and retired after the Euro ended.

You're thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo. As for the elbowing incident, **** happens.

No. Rui Costa is 32 and retired after the Euro ended.

You're thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo. As for the elbowing incident, **** happens.

Oh yeah, Cristiano ROnaldo is a crying ass *****... When he's not crying like a baby when his team loses he's throwing elbows. I saw him trying to hurt people in the game against Costa Rica.

I believe he was suspended for that game. He's young still (only 19).