My daughter Mia lost a tooth last night and put it under her pillow, all excited she woke up to find nothing because i fell asleep and forgot to give her the tooth fairy hook up.

Could always tell her that the fairy didn’t come because your daughter expected the money to be there out of greed; and the fairy only comes to those children who aren’t greedy and don’t expect the money in the first place. I can’t wait to be a father.

Another excuse: The tooth-fairy only comes if she can smell the blood from her house up in the clouds; and since your daughter didn’t bleed enough, the fairy couldn’t smell it and didn’t come.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Bzob's kids hate him!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Someday that little girl is going write a book called Daddy Dearest!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Dad: The tooth-fairy didn’t come last night?

Girl: No daddy, she didn’t

Dad: Did you remember to put the tooth in a zip-lock bag?

Girl: No.. I didn’t put it in a baggy... why?

Dad: Well how’d you expect that little fairy to carry off your tooth?

::Girls starts to cry right about now::

Dad: Well I guess next time you’ll remember to put your tooth in a baggy so she can carry it off with her. You might have made her mad though last night when she flew all the way here and found out that you didn’t care enough about her to put it in a bag for her. You’ll be lucky if she comes again. Did you learn your lesson, dear?

Girl: Yes daddy, I did.

Mia: The toooth fairy did not come
Dad:Doh
Dad: well its still dark maybe you are one her last stops for the night.
Mia: maybe
dad: we should get out of here so we do not interupt her plan (kids leaves dad stashes a 1 spot)
Dad:mia did you remember to put your tooth under your pillow....you better check...
Mia: yay the tooth fairy came
Dad: YAY
Dad: Take the tooth to your moms and see if she comes again
Mia: OK!

Bobert is a real life Homer.

I :heart: Bobert.

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lol... I ****ing love that painting.

I've forgotten several times myself....since our last name starts with a Z, I told them that the tooth fairy goes in alphabetical order and sometimes she doesn't make it thru everyone in one night.

Either that, or I would say I forgot to call the toothfairy to come for the visit. So I would get on the phone and place a "pickup order".

My daughter Mia lost a tooth last night and put it under her pillow, all excited she woke up to find nothing because i fell asleep and forgot to give her the tooth fairy hook up.


You could be my father...he actually doesn't know how old I am...I quizzed him at my last birthday and he had no idea..he lost count after 7.

Child = scarred for life.

my parents just gave me the money on the spot when I loss a tooth.