she was in the shower and i snuck in with my bladder full of morning pee and shot her in the buttocks

That sounds fun, but....



























We don't ****ing care.

That sounds fun, but....



























We don't ****ing care.

I do, you whore. Bobert = RATINGS

I agree with Bub, 1 Bzob post > than all of Mouse's put together

I agree with Bub, 1 Bzob post > than all of Mouse's put together


Even I have to agree with you Blu...... :heart:

I have Anaconda choked the correct.

Sakuraba>God>Bzob>****>Mouse

You can all get skinned.

I just ate a whole salmon and a whole bowl of steamed vegetables; so I'm too happy for this crap. You *****es can’t get on my bad side when I’m full and content.. also just started brewing a pot of gourmet coffee so I’m in flower-child heaven. I wish I could show up to my office in a tie-die shirt and sandals; damn place is too professional, (i.e. no open-toed shoes, men must wear a tie, no clothes with print, etc...)

I just peed in the toilet and pretended the urinal cake was mouse

Mmmm... urinal cake.

*drools*

hahaaaahhhaaahaha

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/urinal_cake.jpg

I don’t think you can call it a “urinal cake” if it’s in the toilet; wouldn’t you call it a toilet cake? And either way, by calling it a “cake”... you are diminishing the sheer enjoyment that cake has at parties.. because eventually all you’ll be able to think about when you’re at a party and they say, “bring out the cake,” you’re going to subconsciously develop the urge to go to the bathroom.. and it’s not polite to be in the bathroom during the blowing-out of the candles at a birthday party.

I rest my case.

Simply mouth-watering.

Damn Bzob.. we were thinking about the same thing, that's nuts.

i wish there was urinal icecream

i wish there was urinal icecream


There was a urine flavored snowcone in the Jackass movie.

One time I peed in an ice machine and watched my co-workers put the tainted ice in there drinks. I wish I knew how to get a hold of those guys so I could confess my crime, it's not as satisfying when your mark doesn't even know that they got pwned.