View Full Version : So i'm talkin to Allison on the phone....
Purity 08-03-2004, 07:41 PM and she gets stung by a wasp. if i can recall:
"yeah so anyway i was goin-
OWW! WHAT THE ****!!!! oh my god anthony i just got stung by a wasp!!"
"hahah!! that RULES hun!"
OH MY GOD!! IT HURTS! HURTS! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!
"put ice on it."
"it's already turning purple anthony!! I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
make it stop!!!"
the girl makes me laugh everyday. gotta love her.
seldomTap 08-03-2004, 10:21 PM I like that she calls you Anthony...I never realised she was your mother??
Fallout 08-03-2004, 11:00 PM She called me once to say she was sorry for always being away when I msged her on AIM. She is a fun to talk too on the phone.
The most interesting person to talk too on the phone by far however, is Tony. Allison eats and gets stung by ****, Tony lights **** on fire.
handjobs4dollars 08-03-2004, 11:08 PM I get drunk and don't let the other person talk on the phone.
Allison 08-04-2004, 08:32 AM My hand is swollen. I dont know where that bastard came from, but I stomped him.
Prince 08-04-2004, 08:42 AM i'd ****ing murder people and commit suicide shortly after if i was ever attacked by a bee. i have a fear for those things that runs so deep that i practically pass out anytime i get near one. i haven't been stung since 7th grade and i don't plan on getting owned by one of those savage beasts anytime in the future.
SHe caled me once and said, let me talk to Kato
Allison 08-04-2004, 09:00 AM I've never been stung by a bee, but I have a morbid fear of grasshoppers.
Prince 08-04-2004, 09:09 AM i don't mind grasshoppers but airborn enemies with stingers, like a bee, strike fear into me like you could never imagine.
i think i'm going to catch the rest of pokemon then go back to bed. they took beverly hills, 90210 off FX at 9 for some reason. i was looking forward to seeing it.
what happened to aqua teen hunger force @ 12:00? they show sealab, which i like, but i miss aqua teen.
i got the 2nd volume of the aqua teen DVDs too, and it is badass.
Allison 08-04-2004, 09:15 AM I've been trying to call you to see how it is. I haven't been able to find it in stock yet.
Prince 08-04-2004, 09:17 AM what times? believe it or not but my ****** ass is actually hard to catch at home now unless its during the day.
wayne the brain mcclain episode = beautiful
Allison 08-04-2004, 10:22 AM i usually try you in the afternoon when i'm rotting in traffic, and i've already gone through my entire phone book.
DOGGx0 08-04-2004, 10:40 AM I should be waking up right now, not sitting here at work typing on a message board.
Bluecifer 08-04-2004, 12:57 PM I have a ton of work to do, but here I am wasting time. I haven't been stung by anything for a while except mosquitos. I used to get stung by bees all the time, but I guess that was because I used to catch them and make them fight each other.
nance 08-04-2004, 01:11 PM Allison, make a baking soda paste and put in on your sting. It's supposed to draw out the poison and cool the inflamed area. I've seen it work on others, I've never been stung.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 01:39 PM I tlaked to Allison a couple of times. However, I've come to realize she'd much rather talk to a white guy who looks as such, or a Hispanic who sounds the part, and not some bastard hybrid.
Bluecifer 08-04-2004, 02:08 PM Yeah, she always complains about my lack of an accent. I think I'm just gonna talk to her in spanish from now on.
Squezze 08-04-2004, 02:09 PM Nobody ever talks to my ass on the phone. When I get my own phone, peeps can call me, although I dunno if anybody will. :(
Getting stung sucks huge ass to. I stepped in a hornet's nest one time. Getting stung by those things kills. Bee stings kill too.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:14 PM I have unlimited long distance, so anyone interested in some Tong Time need only ask.
Be wary of anyone else who makes such promises; they either wanna' have sex with you, or THEY'RE A LAWYER!
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:16 PM i don't think i've ever been stung by a wasp or hornet. i've raped by yellow jackets before and i hated my life so much. i'm so scared of bees now that my voice starts cracking when they come around and i've broken things and almost knocked down people running from them. it's my biggest reason i don't go outside.
Allison 08-04-2004, 02:21 PM Lei Tong, i meant to call you and tell you that i dont have a curfew.If you call me later than I like, I'll just whine and insult your heritage. Nothing i dont already do.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:25 PM Forget it. I've already resolved not to call anyone who doesn't appreciate me (IE- you and Cesaro).
Purity 08-04-2004, 02:26 PM and he can whine to you about how nobody'll **** him.
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:27 PM me or leitong? or both?
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:28 PM Me, I'm pretty sure.
Allison 08-04-2004, 02:31 PM Ryan doesn't talk to me about those things.
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:32 PM sometimes i might mention it but normally its the last thing on my mind unless i'm trying to make someone feel sorry for me.
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:40 PM Forget it. I've already resolved not to call anyone who doesn't appreciate me (IE- you and Cesaro).
and that's not how it works. take unappreciation and make it hate.
call, IM, e-mail, PM, show up at their house if possible, leave voicemails, and relay messages to them through others.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:42 PM I do things my way, no matter how unsuccessful said methods may be.
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:47 PM that's just my preference. i might as well have fun with someone who doesn't want to talk to me anyway. they will show some hate after awhile but in order to show that hate they must have some interaction and go against their initial doings of ignoring.
try not to show up at their house too often if they are blunt enough to tell you to never come back because you will end up in court over it. which is okay if you don't mind because it pisses them off even more. it's only going to be a temporary restraining order and in no time you can be back on their porch.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:50 PM try not to show up at their house too often if they are blunt enough to tell you to never come back...
...or if they know/are related to any Asian gangsters.
Prince 08-04-2004, 02:51 PM yes, my second fear. i don't harass minorities. white people are ******* and you can push them around.
Lei Tong 08-04-2004, 02:54 PM If that's true, it may give credence to your "Me=white" theory.
Prince 08-04-2004, 03:05 PM white people are *****es, never be fooled.
DOGGx0 08-04-2004, 04:15 PM White people are the only kind of people who want to be every race out there except for their own.
Question. Is Hispanic a race?
Mr. Beelzebub 08-04-2004, 04:26 PM Hispanic is not a race, son... In USA is considered an "Ethnic" group.
Purity 08-04-2004, 04:28 PM hispanic means mestizo (a.k.a. messican, which is indian & spanish) but born in the U.S.
Hispanic is not a race, son... In USA is considered an "Ethnic" group.
I know what it means. I just making sure noone here thinks it's a race.
White, Black, Indian(from India), Native American, and Asian are the only races I can think of.
Bluecifer 08-04-2004, 04:38 PM I think Native Americans and Latinos are Asain offshoots.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-04-2004, 04:38 PM Actually, there are 4 main races: White, Black, Yellow (Asian), Brwon (Indigenous).
But of course, in the US you a lot of pseudo-races, and "ethnic", and religious groups that served to clasified, and separete us even more.
White, Black, Yellow(asian), and Brown(indigenous) sounds right.
Although I do believe that Native Americans could've been Asians who crossed over from Russia to Alaska when that **** was frozen.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-04-2004, 04:50 PM Oh yes, the theory of migration... Funny how even the first man to walk on America it is believe that migrated from eastern Asia.
DOGGx0 08-04-2004, 05:21 PM From my understanding being "Latino" is just another "ethnic" group. Its a combination of: Portuguese, Spanish, Latin? Am I missing something? Maybe Mexican? I don't think Mexicans are included in actually being considered "Latino", but I could be wrong.
Slang is even more tedious for the Latino/Hispanic/Mexican/Spanish groups than any others. As I grew up I knew the American Mexicans as "Chicanos" and the *******s (str8 from the border) as "Pisas" and the rest were just "Latino", unless they were only one race (ie. Spanish, Mexican, Portuguese, etc), and of course we all know.... hardly anybody is just 1 race now-a-dayz.
****in' brown people.
Portugal, Spain, and Italy are examples of Latin countries.
Fallout 08-04-2004, 05:24 PM I thought Indians were "red"?
Mr. Beelzebub 08-04-2004, 05:33 PM Basically, most of the people that migrated to South America during the late 1700's were Spanish, Portuguese and Italians. North America was at first basically populated by British citizens (English, Irish, Scottish), and later on by Polish, Italians, etc.
Because of the vast "Iberic" population in South America, people begin to call them Latinos. the word hispanic was introduced during Reagan's term to clasified the spanish speaking immigrants from the South.
All of these terms were trying to clasified people coming from the South, but it's not a race. If you go to Brazil or anywhere in South America you would never here someone refer to him/herself as a latino or hispanic, those are exclusively "American" terms used to described the more beautiful and more coordinated neighbors from the south.
Deacon Frost 08-04-2004, 06:00 PM SHe caled me once and said, let me talk to Kato
Smart girl.
realkaps 08-04-2004, 06:32 PM On the phone I have spoken too Curly, Adam, Tony, Bella, and Bzob. **** bees, If you want to see a fat guy take off running like a little ***** with his arms in the air swinging wildly, see me around a bee.......
seldomTap 08-04-2004, 06:39 PM Bees are ok...unless you are one of those highly allergic types that will die within 3 minutes of being stung by one, so you have to carry two anti dying from bee sting tablets around.
Lot worse things to be stung/bitten by...
Squezze 08-04-2004, 06:42 PM Bees are ok...unless you are one of those highly allergic types that will die within 3 minutes of being stung by one, so you have to carry two anti dying from bee sting tablets around.
Lot worse things to be stung/bitten by...
Ever been stung by a dingo?
seldomTap 08-04-2004, 07:26 PM ahhh...no. But have been stung by jellyfish a few times, that kinda tickles
handjobs4dollars 08-05-2004, 12:11 AM all those people who tell me they're 1/8th indian I tell them I'm about to kick 1/8th of their ass.
Fallout 08-05-2004, 12:13 AM You don't like Indians? You racist bastard.
BTW, why are people so scared of bees? I have been stung before. Its painful, but not the worsst thing in the world. I have gotten worse shaving.
handjobs4dollars 08-05-2004, 12:19 AM were you shaving down below?
and i don't have anything againt indians it's dumbass who feel the need to go around telling everybody that they're 1/8th indian.
Fallout 08-05-2004, 12:21 AM I forgot the [sarcasim} command. My mistake.
realkaps 08-05-2004, 12:55 AM Yeah, everyone wants to be an indian. I've never been stung before, I guess that's why I am so terrified of the flying death machines.....
Allison 08-05-2004, 09:13 AM My family is mostly native, but I look just like my german grandfather, so i just go with that...
Leather 08-05-2004, 09:56 AM Allison is the last person I would say she had indian roots, maybe middle-african, but indian??? nah, never...
BTW you have sifysidftiiwebi PM's
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 10:13 AM Bill Clinton claims that he has Cherokee blood from his mother side.
Leather 08-05-2004, 10:17 AM Well, if you look at me you can say I have Norse with New Zealand native blood, it depends of the quantity of peyote you've eaten...
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 10:36 AM Spaniards look arabic... I you know why.
Leather 08-05-2004, 10:38 AM I can't say it's false...
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 10:40 AM I am incredibly mixed; Spanish, Black, indian, French, and Italian... My family has never been racist I can tell you that.
Allison 08-05-2004, 10:41 AM Most people from the southeast do have Cherokee blood if you go back far enough..
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 10:43 AM If you go back far enough, no one can claim to be 100% anything.
Leather 08-05-2004, 10:48 AM If you go back far enough, no one can claim to be 100% anything.
We are all semen...
Allison 08-05-2004, 10:50 AM Of course.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 10:51 AM Oh yes, the wisdom of the Iberic one. You have oil checked the correct, putilla.
Leather 08-05-2004, 10:58 AM I know, lo sé...
Spaniards look arabic... I you know why.
Not only Spaniards....Our little peninsula is a tad arabic looking.
Purity 08-05-2004, 11:19 AM terrorists!
i KNEW IT!!
Leather 08-05-2004, 11:27 AM terrorists!
i KNEW IT!!
:op:
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 12:35 PM I have recently discovered that my grandma's mother was from Barcelona... imagine that ****. That's weird!!
Squezze 08-05-2004, 12:44 PM My grandmother is Scottish. From Alford, Scotland. Which means I'm a legit 1/4 Scot. Which also means I can get away with wearing a kilt and being pissed off all the time.
Mr. Beelzebub 08-05-2004, 12:45 PM I am pretty sure that wearing a kilt aould get you maaad ass. You caould stand in the middle of the street and yell: FREEDOMMMMMMM!!!!!!11... Mad whores.
Squezze 08-05-2004, 12:47 PM I am pretty sure that wearing a kilt aould get you maaad ass. You caould stand in the middle of the street and yell: FREEDOMMMMMMM!!!!!!11... Mad whores.
Yeah, I bet it could. I'd just need to find out what 'clan' I'm a part of, and what tartan to wear, and I'd be all set. Mad ass, fo sheezy.
DOGGx0 08-05-2004, 01:33 PM My grandmother is Scottish. From Alford, Scotland. Which means I'm a legit 1/4 Scot. Which also means I can get away with wearing a kilt and being pissed off all the time.
Same here. In some odd way, although you are in a different country.... we could possibly be brothers. Probably not, actually.......... I hope not, but it is possible.
Bluecifer 08-05-2004, 03:43 PM ahhh...no. But have been stung by jellyfish a few times, that kinda tickles
I got stung by a jellyfish once, one of the most painful ****ing things I've ever had to endure. I wouldn't wish that on ayone exept Mouse.
Bluecifer 08-05-2004, 03:44 PM I am pretty sure that wearing a kilt aould get you maaad ass. You caould stand in the middle of the street and yell: FREEDOMMMMMMM!!!!!!11... Mad whores.
Sometimes I do that at home while chasing my cats around the house..... FREEEDOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
Leather 08-05-2004, 03:45 PM I have recently discovered that my grandma's mother was from Barcelona... imagine that ****. That's weird!!
She ruled, for sure...
What is going on in your AV putilla?
Leather 08-05-2004, 03:50 PM Me and my secret lover....
*a scene from "Fando & Lis" movie*
OOooooOOKKKAaaayyy!??!??!???
Fallout 08-05-2004, 06:14 PM I am incredibly mixed; Spanish, Black, indian, French, and Italian... My family has never been racist I can tell you that.
Your family isn't picky about who they ****, are they?
realkaps 08-05-2004, 09:03 PM They're part of the **** everyone till we're all the same color cult.....
Fallout 08-05-2004, 10:30 PM They're part of the **** everyone till we're all the same color cult.....
Bringing us one step closer to world peace.
Tha Playa 08-06-2004, 11:45 AM Most people from the southeast do have Cherokee blood if you go back far enough..
She is correct, along with being one of the two people from global I have talked on the telephone with. My slang is much inline with Jeff Foxworthy of Dale Earnhardt, Jr. :wave:
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