I broke down and bought a dog yesterday. Its a seven week old doberman puppy. Its like I birthed a human. It woke up crying at like 3:00 AM, and would only be content with sleeping right next to me in bed.(I'm training it to sleep in the cage) Then it started having the hiccups at like 5, and i was worried that she was going to throw up everywhere. I patted her on the back like I see women do to their babies and it seemed to work. Anyhow, I took her out to use the bathroom at 7 (thats the one thing she's really good at so far) The cat proceeded to beat the hell out of her, then she had breakfast and went to sleep again.

Doberman has been one of my fav dogs. When I was 12 aprox I was in love (in the good sense) of a neigbourgh's doberman.

Now my goal is the Bullmastiff or the english mastiff.

She looks like this one, but with giant paws.

http://crpsports.brinkster.net/images/Domestic/N791A.jpg

Beautiful, is she brown or black?...

She's like a red color.

Her name is Pilar.

that's not the name you told me.
was it?

yes. Pilar, but we call her Pili.

On a side note, what happend to Aaron since you guys moved? He and whoremaster have disapeared. Where on the highway did you bury him/

yes. Pilar, but we call her Pili.

ohhhh. i thought you said keelie.
nothing can be as bad as mini-mukumanu.

Its Minnie Mooka Manu.

you are the ultimate sexy nerd.

I broke down and bought a dog yesterday. Its a seven week old doberman puppy. Its like I birthed a human. It woke up crying at like 3:00 AM, and would only be content with sleeping right next to me in bed.(I'm training it to sleep in the cage) Then it started having the hiccups at like 5, and i was worried that she was going to throw up everywhere. I patted her on the back like I see women do to their babies and it seemed to work. Anyhow, I took her out to use the bathroom at 7 (thats the one thing she's really good at so far) The cat proceeded to beat the hell out of her, then she had breakfast and went to sleep again.


i know how it is. i have a baby raccoon right now that cries ALL OF THE TIME.

Congrats Ally! That was fast! You were thinking about it on Saturday and got one Sunday? Sweet!

BTW, Kitty....just out of curiousity, how long have racoons been domesticated anyway?

Yeaahh! I was about to ask that, Is it legal to keep a racoon in your house? Wouldn't that crazy ****er just go wild and destroy your house when he gets older?

The ones where I live have NO fear of people. If they see you, they'll come up to you and beg for food. People totally feed the squirrels and raccoons there. I've seen them INSIDE peoples houses.

Me cago en la leche puta!!...what's a racoon???

Now my goal is the Bullmastiff or the english mastiff.

http://www.bullmastiffsofsteelmaz.com/Bullmastiff%20puppies%20Teddy.jpg

http://www.bullmastiffsofsteelmaz.com/Bullmastiff%20puppies%20Teddy.jpg


THE BEST!!!!

You're so lucky Allison! A puppy is alot of work, but SO fun! I'm totally jealous!

Bullmastiff are f'n nice, but they drool more than Arlovki.

I thought that was snot?

Me cago en la leche puta!!...what's a racoon???


raccoon-----> http://www.state.tn.us/education/images/raccoon.gif

the baby was an orphan. i got it from some lady that works at a wildlife rescue. it would have died if she hadn't given it to me.

everyone thinks that their temperments are bad, but they're actually really friendly if they are raised around people. the same lady that I got him from had 2 adults that she raised from babies. they were like cats. sweetest things ever.

he can't be released into the wild, because they have to be at 6 months of age when they are realeased, and it will be winter time by then. he wouldn't survive. she gave me her vet's number, and I'm going to have him neutered when he's old enough.

That's pretty cool Kitty.

I wonder if you could cross breed a cat with a racoon?

I wonder if you could cross breed a cat with a racoon?

:pat:

:pat:

It might be interesting to see what happens. They can cross breed a lot of **** these days. People object to using medical science to cure disese, so lets breed ****ed up animals insted.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/gir3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/gir2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/gir.jpg

his name is Gir.

That ugly thing has five fingers!

what happened to the cat and the other thing

Creed, you can't breed animals of a different species. They have to have compatible chromosomes. You can't even breed many members of the same species if the chromosmal difference is too great. For instance, take a south american Geoffries cat, it has 36 chromosomes where has a domestic cat has 38. This makes breeding very diificult and the male progeny will be born sterile. One more difference in the chromosomes, like say a Caracal( a 40 lb african cat) and you can't breed it to domestic at all. It's not an accident that there are NO cross species hybrids of any kind anywhere in the world.

puppies get the hiccups very often. it's normal.

Creed, you can't breed animals of a different species. They have to have compatible chromosomes. You can't even breed many members of the same species if the chromosmal difference is too great. For instance, take a south american Geoffries cat, it has 36 chromosomes where has a domestic cat has 38. This makes breeding very diificult and the male progeny will be born sterile. One more difference in the chromosomes, like say a Caracal( a 40 lb african cat) and you can't breed it to domestic at all. It's not an accident that there are NO cross species hybrids of any kind anywhere in the world.


There are several cross breed species, most of them just end of sterile. The beefalo is a good example.

Creed you fumb****. Buffalo and Cattle are both bovines. A cross bred species would be like breeding a dog and a bear, or a cat and a raccoon. None of those exist.

He said beefalo, HAHAHAHAHA!!

He said fumb****, HAHAHAHA!!

this is the daughter of john edwards i was talking about you ****s

http://members.aol.com/ellildreamer13/edw.jpg

Fumb****......I kind of like that....

That whore has a nice rack, is she a slut just like Bush's twins?

I brought Pilar to the office. She's sleeping under my desk now.

I stand corrected

That's awesome Allison, I'm happy for you.

Congrats on you puppy. Now you will understand the work it takes. ;-)

I got a new herp. Is a Morelia amethistina. Southern Scrub Python. I get her this weekend. I got a cool tank and set up too.

raccoon-----> http://www.state.tn.us/education/images/raccoon.gif

the baby was an orphan. i got it from some lady that works at a wildlife rescue. it would have died if she hadn't given it to me.

everyone thinks that their temperments are bad, but they're actually really friendly if they are raised around people. the same lady that I got him from had 2 adults that she raised from babies. they were like cats. sweetest things ever.

he can't be released into the wild, because they have to be at 6 months of age when they are realeased, and it will be winter time by then. he wouldn't survive. she gave me her vet's number, and I'm going to have him neutered when he's old enough.


Thanks Kitty. And I told you you were a mother, well in some sense your a mother....

Congrats Allison. The nice thing about an animal, is you can lock 'em up in a cage. I haven't been able to find any cages for my kids....I can't lock up my son like I want to at times.....*sigh*....









BTW, just kidding....I wouldn't lock up my son.....at least I haven't reached that point yet....lol.

I want to get a dog myself....the only thing stopping me is which type. I could happily get a beagle, labrador, boxer, bulldog, bull mastiff etc etc. Just no little yappy dogs...

I saw one at the pound last week that was a mix of about 4 breeds and was the strangest looking dog I have ever seen...had like a sharks fin in the middle of its head also...looked awesome.

I want to get another pug. Maybe a mini-pincher......

get a mut

Allison, posts pics of Pilar as soon as you can. I gotta see her. Puppies are so ****ing awesome.
Sadie whined me to death when she was a baby. I tried to crate train her, but after about a week of listening to her whine all night, I gave in. I finally got a night of sleep with her in the bed beside me, hahaha. I let her sleep with me for a while after that. Then, I bought her, her very own bed. It was actually easy to break her from sleeping in my bed. She still likes to hop up there in the mornings to cuddle though.

Kitty, Gir is awesome. That's super cool of you to take care of him. I'm sure he's alot of work.

I put her cage in my room last night and she did better. She's very good about letting me know when she has to pee. This big german shepherd scared her at the pool yesterday. I can't wait until she grows up and kicks his ass.

My 5 month old german shorthair pointer kicks ass

a pic of the breed.

http://www.dogtimes.com.br/imagens/krun2-Unwillyn%20German%20Shorthairs.jpg

We have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, REX....hard to get him out of the water once he's in and loves to chase ANYTHING that you throw, but his favorite is tennis balls. He'll bring them back to you and chomp on them for a bit to make them nice and slobbery for you to throw again....lol. Best dog we've ever had. So easy to train too.

I wonder what dog meat tastes like.

I wonder what koerian taste like?

I wonder if Gman actually IS retarded.

I wonder what dog meat tastes like.


tastes like chicken chow mein, I'm sure.