Q: What is the difference between a Rangers Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What do you call a hun in Europe?
A: A tourist...

Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.

Q: What does Rangers and a three pin plug have in common?
A: They're both absolutely useless in Europe.

Three men are giving a wish by a gene . An Irish farmer a protestant and Arthur Boric . The Irishman wished for all the land in Ireland to be forever fertile , in a flash this wish was granted . The protestant was amased . I want a city full of 10 million protestants and around that city I want a wall built so that no Roman Catholics can enter our precious land .

In a flash a city full of 10 million protestants appears surrounded by an enormous wall .
The holy Goalie says to the geneie tell me more about this wall .The gene tells him it's 500 feet and 500 feet thick , nothing gets in and nothing gets out . Boruc lights up a hamlet and smiles .....fill it with ****ing water

q.What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a good looking women on his arm
A.Nice tatoo

Q Rangers are following Celtic into the chinese market
a They are signing a player called win wan soon

A guy wals into a pub and the bartender says to him , what do you drink . He says when David Beckham scores I drink becks , when Kenny Miller scores I drink Miller and when Paul Scholes I drink Scholes , thank f--k David Seamans a goalkeeper

Q Whats the difference between a hun and sperm .
A At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being

Q: What's the difference between Wayne Gretzkey and Courtney Love?

A: Gretzkey showers after three periods.


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Q: Name a scottish player who won more in Europe than Ian Durant?

A: Neil Simpson

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****e joke but t'huns here will love it. :lol1:

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Q: Name a scottish player who won more in Europe than Ian Durant?

A: Neil Simpson

:rofl:

****e joke but t'huns here will love it. :lol1:

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That's about as funny as cot death.

That's about as funny as cot death.

Says a hun :lol1:

Stand free. LOL!

Says a hun :lol1:

Stand free. LOL!

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

Spot on Mozza!!! These sheep think we care about them but it is infact the exact opposite. Small team, S**t fans......end of story :D
Great result today!

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

A typical hunish thing to say :lol1:

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time :p

Spot on Mozza!!! These sheep think we care about them but it is infact the exact opposite. Small team, S**t fans......end of story :D
Great result today!

We know you dont care about anything except your smack wedgie :lol1:

A typical hunish thing to say :lol1:

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time :p

And I'll have just as much fun watching you make a pillock of yourself from time to time.

And I'll have just as much fun watching you make a pillock of yourself from time to time.

Calm down now son it was an obvious bit of bait/wind up. Lighten the **** up and get of your - :soapbox:

A typical hunish thing to say :lol1:

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time :p



We know you dont care about anything except your smack wedgie :lol1:

A wedgie lol nice insult....try and spell your insults right next time :D
Mark Kerr and Chris Maguire P4P worst street fighters ever 0-30 (30 ko)

The funniest Septic joke is them thinking they were gonna win the league this season :rofl:

A wedgie lol nice insult....try and spell your insults right next time :D
Mark Kerr and Chris Maguire P4P worst street fighters ever 0-30 (30 ko)

A Rangers fan talking about street fighting? Thats a laugh considering we kick your fans all over Glasgow when we're down. Poor huns wont even let us out the stadium now untill they have a head start home. :lol1:

A Rangers fan talking about street fighting? Thats a laugh considering we kick your fans all over Glasgow when we're down. Poor huns wont even let us out the stadium now untill they have a head start home. :lol1:

Aberdeen fans have never done anything of the sort. They throw bricks at buses in Aberdeen, that's about it.

The next time some idiot tries to compare: HENRIK LARSSON (The king) to Brian Laudrup (Jim White's boyfriend - JWB)

Shoot them down with some of these facts

1. The King won 4 Scottish Titles.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 3.

2. The King won 2 Scottish Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 1.

3. The King won 4 League Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 2.

4. The King scored 2 goals in a UEFA Cup Final.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a UEFA Cup Final.

5. The King was part of a European Cup winning team.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a European Cup Final.

6. The King scored in the Champions League group stages every
season he was in them.
JWB never scored in the group stages of the Champions League. Not even once. Zero times.

7. The King won 2 Spanish League titles.
JWB lasted 2 Premiership games before quitting.

8. The King scored 242 goals in Scotland.
JWB never even got out of double figures.

9. The King won every available honour/award a footballer
can win in Scotland.
JWB did not.

10. The King won the European Golden Boot.
JWB did not.

11. The King is BRITAIN's top European goalscorer.
JWB is not even in the top 150.

12. The King was voted Sweden's greatest EVER player, ahead of
Llundberg, Ibrahimovic etc.
JWB was not even in Denmark's top 5 ever. He even finished below Erik Bo Anderson.

13. The King scored goals in World Cup 1994, World Cup 2002,
World Cup 2006 as well as Euro 2000 and Euro 2004. JWB never ever ever scored in an international tournament. Not even once. Zero times.

14. The King had a national campaign in Spain to get him to stay on at Barcalona.
JWB admits in his own words on the Huns website that he was a failure in Germany and England and that Italian football was not for him. WE ALL agree with him.

15. The King was awarded an MBE in Britain.
JWB was not.

16. The King was voted the greatest ever foreigner in Scotland
by the Scottish press.
JWB was not.

This subject should not even be up for discussion. Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings!!

The next time some idiot tries to compare: HENRIK LARSSON (The king) to Brian Laudrup (Jim White's boyfriend - JWB)

Shoot them down with some of these facts

1. The King won 4 Scottish Titles.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 3.

2. The King won 2 Scottish Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 1.

3. The King won 4 League Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 2.

4. The King scored 2 goals in a UEFA Cup Final.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a UEFA Cup Final.

5. The King was part of a European Cup winning team.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a European Cup Final.

6. The King scored in the Champions League group stages every
season he was in them.
JWB never scored in the group stages of the Champions League. Not even once. Zero times.

7. The King won 2 Spanish League titles.
JWB lasted 2 Premiership games before quitting.

8. The King scored 242 goals in Scotland.
JWB never even got out of double figures.

9. The King won every available honour/award a footballer
can win in Scotland.
JWB did not.

10. The King won the European Golden Boot.
JWB did not.

11. The King is BRITAIN's top European goalscorer.
JWB is not even in the top 150.

12. The King was voted Sweden's greatest EVER player, ahead of
Llundberg, Ibrahimovic etc.
JWB was not even in Denmark's top 5 ever. He even finished below Erik Bo Anderson.

13. The King scored goals in World Cup 1994, World Cup 2002,
World Cup 2006 as well as Euro 2000 and Euro 2004. JWB never ever ever scored in an international tournament. Not even once. Zero times.

14. The King had a national campaign in Spain to get him to stay on at Barcalona.
JWB admits in his own words on the Huns website that he was a failure in Germany and England and that Italian football was not for him. WE ALL agree with him.

15. The King was awarded an MBE in Britain.
JWB was not.

16. The King was voted the greatest ever foreigner in Scotland
by the Scottish press.
JWB was not.

This subject should not even be up for discussion. Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings!!

Here's a fact for you - Rangers are the champions of Scotland, Celtic are not.