View Full Version : Kimbo Slice!


Bluecifer
07-27-2004, 04:04 PM
After 10 years in prison, this guy is a beast! He would **** up Fedor or ANYONE in MMA coz he's a THUG! (BTW, this is too sweet, so please don't be a ***** and move it to the media section where it will die, just let us enjoy it and discuss it here please)


http://www.sublimedirectory.com/basement/media/kimbo.wmv

Leather
07-27-2004, 04:16 PM
This guy is going to be a net legend, he's in all forums!!!

BTW Pride New year Eve: Ogawa vs Kimbo...

Mr. Beelzebub
07-27-2004, 04:18 PM
Good head movement, Kimbo must be a former boxer. They way he completely intimidated that guy is impressive, specially standing there and taking the guy's combo in the face.

KING KONG AIN'T GOT **** ON KIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneone

Nuno
07-27-2004, 04:39 PM
The other guy's eye looked like ground beef. NASTY!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
07-27-2004, 04:50 PM
Knowing the crazy japanese mofos (PRide, K-1), Kimbo is gonna receive a call and end up in a superfight in the next GP.

DOGGx0
07-27-2004, 05:21 PM
That guy was a monster. His cardio would match up good against Sapp.

kcfman
07-27-2004, 09:53 PM
work! :popcorn:

realkaps
07-27-2004, 10:09 PM
I am so ****ing sick of this guy, he has maninuplated every MMA forum from Sherdog to the UG. He will choke out just like anyone else.......

Purity
07-27-2004, 10:24 PM
ufc renamed their forums after him. they also got kimbo t-shirts.



...i'm gonna get one.

realkaps
07-27-2004, 10:28 PM
He as also contacted about fighting NHB, and he declined, bareknuckle boxing only....

Squezze
07-28-2004, 12:46 AM
Jesus H Christ, I'm sick of hearing about Kimbo Slice. Yeah, he's a big crazy man who hits hard and turned some dude's eye into raspberry jam. Big deal. There's probably a hundred mofos within a 100 mile radius of here that are just like that.

Bluecifer
07-28-2004, 12:07 PM
What a bunch of playa hatas!!! Reconize *****! Kimbo owns! I'm gonna get a Kimbo shirt too.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-28-2004, 01:12 PM
I gotta have one of those Kimbo Slice coffee mugs too!!

Kimbo is the new Rickson.

Nuno
07-28-2004, 01:18 PM
Kimbo>Rickson>Sakuraba>God.

Carlao
07-28-2004, 02:11 PM
This guy is the body guard for the owner of the several **** sites including inthevip.com, *********.com, and others.

I've seen them in some clubs down here in Fort Lauderdale and Miami. If I see him again I will try to get him for the AFC!!!!!


Gots ta watch dem racial slurs, holmeses.--Squezze

Purity
07-28-2004, 02:14 PM
**** that! get him to register!!

Carlao
07-28-2004, 03:35 PM
for some reason I think that Allison would jump all over his gramatical errors and he would get all pissed off and kick our asses.

mmafanman
07-28-2004, 07:22 PM
That dude can definitely throw down, there's no question about it. He showed good movement, posture, and apparently he hits pretty hard. Scary brother indeed.

Kempo Chris
07-28-2004, 09:39 PM
Why in gods name would anyone make a big deal out of this guy - a big strong excon who's fighting bareknuckle in a backyard - obviously he has done some boxing, but honestly who gives a **** - that was a waste of my time to dl - I hate dial up

realkaps
07-28-2004, 11:35 PM
Funny everyone who praises this dude hates Tank Abbott in the UFC. Hypocrites.....

handjobs4dollars
07-29-2004, 12:24 AM
Yeah I think he's a jack ass. We were talking about him at jiu-jitsu today. He's been around for 4 days and I'm sick of him already.

tank vs. kimbo would be funny.

DOGGx0
07-29-2004, 11:29 AM
Funny everyone who praises this dude hates Tank Abbott in the UFC. Hypocrites.....
So true.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-29-2004, 12:03 PM
Kimbo's manager posted on Sherdog; he says that Kimbo is interested in professional Boxing, but MMA at this point seems to be the place to make money the quickest, so we might see Kimbo Slice in MMA soon.

I am getting my Kimbo T-shirt today.

Bzob
07-29-2004, 12:05 PM
What is that guys stats?

How tall what weight?

Bzob
07-29-2004, 12:08 PM
Kimbo Slice: Miami Street Fighting Legend

Kimbo, cousin of boxer Emmanuel Augustus, is a badass Miami enforcer who fights for purses of 3-5 gs on a regular basis. He'll put up his money up against yours to find out who is superior. He doesn't care if it's at your place of work or in your own backyard. If you're willing to put up the dough, he'll fight you for it. In the clip below he attempts to earn more green by going heads up against another stocky brawler named Byrd.

www.sublimedirectory.com/basem...media/kimbo.wmv

For those of you who don't know the full story behind that video, here goes.

Kimbo Slice (amazingly that's his last name) is an ex-con who did ten years of hard time but was finally released about 10 months ago. He fights in underground boxing matches from time to time winning purses that range from 3-10 thousand gs. This year alone, he's 9-1. His lone loss was suffered when his opponent used mace. Kimbo acknowledges the loss because he says, "I shoulda kicked his ass much faster and knocked the ***** out cold. And before the fight we said no weapons, but didn't say no mace."

Backed by the owner of a popular Miami based **** website, Kimbo earned his first 10 thousand dollar purse when he knocked out that same opponent in a rematch. The bout took but a mere 10 seconds. Not taking any chances, Kimbo pounced on his opponent 5 times after he was out cold.

Kimbo is well aware that underground fighting is illegal but he cannot help it. He can't earn a decent living through legit means because of his prison track record. If you were a big bad ass in his situation and someone came up to you and said, "I know someone who will fight you for 10 grand heads up", you might consider it also.

Kimbo is now considering turning pro through the advice of his cousin, Emmanuel Augustus, and local boxing trainers in Miami. Once he turns pro, he will leave his underground fighting days behind. As he contemplates the countless possibilities, Kimbo will continue to fight in underground battles to provide for himself and his disabled mother. As Kimbo so eloquently put it, "That's how a ****a eat."


If you know any non-pro who is willing to wager 5-10 gs to go up against Kimbo in a boxing rules street fight, email his manager at kimboslice@hotmail.com

Mr. Beelzebub
07-29-2004, 12:13 PM
Bobert vs. Kimbo, Bobert will even wear dress shoes.

handjobs4dollars
07-29-2004, 12:25 PM
Kimbo is about to feel the affect of a misunderstanding.

Bluecifer
07-29-2004, 12:26 PM
Zuffa make it happen!!!

Carlao
07-29-2004, 12:52 PM
Kimbo might be at the AFC this weekend!!!!

That is all.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-29-2004, 01:02 PM
Yo CARLAO!!!!!

Is it true that Hermes left ATT and it's gonna go train with BTT now????!!!

GeNeRaL
07-29-2004, 01:48 PM
the ********* dude, sean, also the MILF Hunter, is a huge AMA Superbike/motorcycle racing fan. He was camping out at the campsite arcoss from us all last weekend at the Mid-Ohio races. Very cool guy, funny too. I didn't see kimbo there, but i do know Sean is from Florida, so it makes sence.

mmafanman
07-29-2004, 01:58 PM
I didn't know he was Augustus' cousin. If that's true, and if he's anything like Augustus, than I think he'd do pretty well in a boxing ring.

As for the comparisons with Tank and Kimbo, I'd go as far as to say Kimbo's stand-up looks more polished. I'd love to see him in the ring against Tank. They can play the "king of the streets" angle on that one. Big bucks there.

But everyone knows that good striking is just one aspect of becoming a successful MMA fighter. Tank came at a time when guys were just not that good and well-rounded in the fight game. Today, fighters are just so much better at just about everything, and Tank found that out pretty quickly and embarrassed the **** out of himself at the same time.

Which brings us back to Kimbo. Is he just a street fighter with pretty good boxing skills? Does he know **** about the ground game? Or is he just another Tank? I guess we're going to find out.

realkaps
07-29-2004, 01:58 PM
Bobert vs. Kimbo, Bobert will even wear dress shoes.


Bobert Vs. Kimbo = Kimbo - Teeth

Nuno
07-29-2004, 02:07 PM
I don't think Kimbo could walk through Bobert's bombs. Bzob 1st rd KO

Bzob
07-29-2004, 03:51 PM
Boom!

DOGGx0
07-29-2004, 06:42 PM
I bet you tried to type "boom" in all caps but could'nt. Another reason why I am starting to hate this forum. No boom in caps? Thats ****ed up **** if ya ask me.

The Golden Bear
07-29-2004, 07:44 PM
Boom?

handjobs4dollars
07-29-2004, 11:32 PM
Boom

Squezze
07-30-2004, 01:34 AM
Boom Mother ****ers!~!

DOGGx0
07-30-2004, 12:04 PM
B00m!

Mr. Beelzebub
07-30-2004, 12:07 PM
BOOM!

Carlao
07-30-2004, 12:23 PM
I just an call back that Kimbo should be at the AFC this saturday.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-30-2004, 12:24 PM
HAHAHAHA!! Apparently Kimbo's manager is challenging everyone to test their skills against KIMBO!!!!

This is from Manny Pacquiao's Website:

Let him know that my buddy Kimbo Slice, Emmanuel Augustus' cousin, is willing to step up to the plate if Pacman has the guts. Kimbo is a Miami legend who is on the verge of turning pro. Does Pacman have what it takes to beat him? This is no Juan Manuel Marquez.

Here's my dawg.

http://www.sublimedirectory.com/basement/media/kimbo.wmv

Waht a ****ing tool.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-30-2004, 12:29 PM
THE OFFICIAL KIMBO T- SHIRTS!!!!!!!

http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/product/product.asp?cid=238426487470959998&caching=on&product%5Fid=235074568820355793&index=3

Kempo Chris
07-30-2004, 12:49 PM
challenging manny pacquaio -

Thats ghey - Kimbo is like twice as big as him

This guys retarted

Kempo Chris
07-30-2004, 12:50 PM
THE OFFICIAL KIMBO T- SHIRTS!!!!!!!

http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/product/product.asp?cid=238426487470959998&caching=on&product%5Fid=235074568820355793&index=3


ahahahaahahahahahahahaha

DOGGx0
07-30-2004, 12:57 PM
****ing stupid.

Carlao
07-30-2004, 01:11 PM
"""***** got's to eat"""""

GeNeRaL
07-30-2004, 02:18 PM
challenging manny pacquaio -

Thats ghey - Kimbo is like twice as big as him

This guys retarted
if you had read the complete thread where that came from, you'd see that he was only joking. the challenges they ask for are for non-professional fighters only anyhow. stupid either way, but clearly hes just trying to get some footage out there and make a name for himself quickly...and it's working.

realkaps
07-30-2004, 07:51 PM
Why is it working? Who knows?

Fallout
07-31-2004, 02:18 AM
This is out of control.............

Kimbo Slice for president.

kcfman
08-01-2004, 02:54 AM
I read on adcombat that he stars in gay **** and that he is a fake in the clip. Read it from a thread started by Mr.bluevein i believe. But I am not positive.

Tang God
08-01-2004, 10:01 PM
KIMBOPWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!111
you fools are not in the ''in crowd'' if you don't sport a kimbo slice av.


Ya gots ta watch those racial slurs, holmes.--Squezze :ziplip:

Kempo Chris
08-01-2004, 10:28 PM
Kimbo interview

http://www.adcombat.com/ubbADCC_Forum/ubb/Forum1/HTML/029630.html

Tang God
08-02-2004, 12:31 AM
KIMBOPWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!111
you fools are not in the ''in crowd'' if you don't sport a kimbo slice av.


Ya gots ta watch those racial slurs, holmes.--Squezze :ziplip:
i was just quoting his famous lines.
but imo i don't think ''*****'' is a racial slur if it's coming from someone from the hood....had i used it ending with ''er'' then that would be teh facist.
sorry, my nugga, wouldn't happen again.