WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since
congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Italy, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.



On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables,
too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over
to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President
Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So
start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn
tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
Soccer from America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we
won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.

Yeah, I bet you would like to read this. The sad thing is Chris, you will never see it.

Why can't America find a happy medium? Why not be a global player, without being a global bully?

Oh, and cutting off humanitarian aid to pay for the war? Not likely. The U.N estimates that it would take 40 billion dollars roughly to insure that every human being on earth had the basic needs of life. Food, water, and shelter. The Iraqi war is around the 100 billion dollar mark.

As for the rest of it, I liked what I read, espically about isreal and the PLO.

why can't America do this? why can't America do that? why can't we just give peace a chance?

here's a better question: why can't anybody explain WHAT they would do if they were in bush's shoes, WHAT types of problems would arise from it, HOW they would address those problems, and HOW their solution would put us, and the rest of the world, in a better position?

probably because 99.9% of political critics are only good at complaining. a chimp can address a problem. a man makes a solution. ever since the war on terrorism started i've yet to hear one single alternative solution but i've heard 1,000's of complaints. and just because you dig your rants up from an internet site, a pamphlet, or by watching a michael moore movie DOESN'T change the fact that you're a *****.

they will NEVER have an impact on this world and that's because they don't have the heart to make one. it's easier to complain as a coward who's been given a false sense of empowerment by tuning into CNN.






and that's more weak and hypocritical than anything bush has ever done.

can we ever talk about any other country besides america.

France airs about a 100 ****o movies a month on cable. That's some cool ****.

no it's not. the *****es got hair under their pits.

It didn'y look like they did from the movies I've been watching.

well then they just smell like ****. trust me, nothing good can come from the french.

well then they just smell like ****. trust me, nothing good can come from the french.

Yeah, don't forget the french helped the Americans during thier war of independence. Blame the french.

shut up

Quebec women are whores. Seriously. I guess people from Quebec can qualify as being "French".

I love how everybody hates Ontario and Quebec. I say **** the rest of canada except for b.c

Ontario, quebec and b.c should form a new country. It would be a kick ass country. It has all the best parts of canada and we will have gotten rid of the filler like alberta.

well then they just smell like ****. trust me, nothing good can come from the french.

You need to date some french whores... I would never talk **** about french whores... ever.

I love how everybody hates Ontario and Quebec. I say **** the rest of canada except for b.c

Ontario, quebec and b.c should form a new country. It would be a kick ass country. It has all the best parts of canada and we will have gotten rid of the filler like alberta.


Ontario sucks. It's got no culture of it's own. It's like little America or something. Everybody there talks slow as all hell. The only good thing about Ontario, is Wasaga Beach. **** the rest of it. Culture-wise, it's boring as ****. Only Manitoba is a more dull assed province.

You need to date some french whores... I would never talk **** about french whores... ever.


the fact that you're linking "date" with "whore" just brought your credibility down to near none.

Ontario sucks. It's got no culture of it's own. It's like little America or something. Everybody there talks slow as all hell. The only good thing about Ontario, is Wasaga Beach. **** the rest of it. Culture-wise, it's boring as ****. Only Manitoba is a more dull assed province.


I hate Ontario too but we got some kick ass stuff like money, toronto, niagara falls, gambling. Plus I feel with have the best bjj guys in all of canada. But I would like to live some place else in canada for awhile.

well then they just smell like ****. trust me, nothing good can come from the french.
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