Does anybody want a drunk phone call?

I already got one of thoses before. It was scary and funny at the sametime.

I need another hour of drinking before I'm in my prime.

Now that'd be something to hear.

Yeah I was drunk yesterday. It was great.

Last time I drank, I woke up with a horrible hangover.

I'm drinking a bud light. I'm in a mellow introspective mood at my ex's house while she naps. It's a 103 degrees here right now. Thank God for AC

Last time I drank was on Thursday night. My girlfriend threw a going away party for me, and I got tanked.

I drank last night, and going to finish off the Brandy here in about an hour or so....

Last time I drank, I woke up with two hot girls in my bed


fixed

nobody wanted the phone call?

**** no. You Ontario people talk way too slow. Americans are much easier to talk to.

I have no liquor here.

**** no. You Ontario people talk way too slow. Americans are much easier to talk to.


thats right we talk just like the way we ****.

The way you wish you ****ed.

I'm a quick, fast on the draw now girls get ready and open your jaws.

How un-exciting............