View Full Version : An ebay find....


nance
07-23-2004, 03:19 PM
Someone else found this, I thought is was cute....lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5508094253&rd=1

The Mouse
07-23-2004, 03:34 PM
Breath-taking.

Is it just me or does it seem pointless to have a "views" column next to the "replies" column since the views are always going to be one number higher than that of the posts? I don't know what the hell happened, but it's not an accurate portrayal of how many people have viewed a thread.

KittyKitty
07-23-2004, 03:58 PM
That makes me want to punch someone.

nance
07-23-2004, 04:23 PM
That makes me want to punch someone.

Whatever on earth for???

KittyKitty
07-24-2004, 06:04 PM
Because it's stupid. And stupidity makes me violent.

Fallout
07-24-2004, 06:23 PM
Because it's stupid. And stupidity makes me violent.

Why haven't you killed yourself then?

Bella
07-24-2004, 06:35 PM
Violence is not the answer, child!

nance
07-24-2004, 06:45 PM
Someone needs a lot of loving. Sheesh.

realkaps
07-24-2004, 07:41 PM
Violence is not the answer, child!


Violence solves everything...

Bella
07-24-2004, 07:45 PM
No.

realkaps
07-24-2004, 07:46 PM
Yeah....

Squezze
07-24-2004, 07:47 PM
HUMAN MICE FOR THE ANGEL OF DEATH~!!
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE TO DIE~@!!!@

:headbang:

handjobs4dollars
07-24-2004, 07:59 PM
Violence is life.

KittyKitty
07-24-2004, 09:57 PM
Why haven't you killed yourself then?


Ooooo good one. Didn't see that one coming at all.

Bella
07-24-2004, 11:15 PM
Kitty, I'm disappointed with that comeback. I was expecting more.

KittyKitty
07-25-2004, 09:38 AM
That wasn't really a comeback.

I don't feel the need to post comebacks to anything Creed decides to spew out of his disgusting fat sloppy mouth. It's a complete waste of my time.

Bella
07-25-2004, 12:57 PM
If it wasn't a comeback, then what do you call it?

I'm still dispapointed. :(

Purity
07-25-2004, 01:10 PM
especially cause it was against creed. hell, you could close yer eyes, randomly hit letters on the keyboard, press submit, and still make him look like an ass.

and you zip it bella. i've seen your comebacks. don't make me flick you in the ear!

KittyKitty
07-25-2004, 05:33 PM
If it wasn't a comeback, then what do you call it?



A comeback would require thought.

"gee that was ridiculously predictable" was just a statement.

If I wanted to come back to what Creed said, it would've been much more elaborate.

Eat a dick.

handjobs4dollars
07-25-2004, 06:18 PM
Creed is the man, way better then kitty.

Purity
07-25-2004, 07:06 PM
this coming from the guy who boasts about his virginity, refuses to interact with women, and has an avatar of him gettin up close and personal with another dude.

Bella
07-25-2004, 09:15 PM
Eat a dick.

No.

That's all I got.

realkaps
07-25-2004, 10:12 PM
Yuppies......

Purity
07-25-2004, 11:09 PM
No.

That's all I got.

this obviously hinting towards the possibility of dick #2 jumping into the scene. let's see if big papa blows it again....

DOGGx0
07-26-2004, 12:46 PM
L0L

KittyKitty
07-26-2004, 01:09 PM
No.

That's all I got.


See? Sometimes it's just not worth it.

KittyKitty
07-26-2004, 01:10 PM
this coming from the guy who boasts about his virginity, refuses to interact with women, and has an avatar of him gettin up close and personal with another dude.


Holy ****, that's you? Damn you look like a ******.

Purity
07-26-2004, 01:12 PM
huh?

handjobs4dollars
07-26-2004, 01:45 PM
Holy ****, that's you? Damn you look like a ******.


okay goth girl. Using ****** as a insult, you must be really smart. Maybe it's time you grow up.

handjobs4dollars
07-26-2004, 01:46 PM
this coming from the guy who boasts about his virginity, refuses to interact with women, and has an avatar of him gettin up close and personal with another dude.

you love me and you know it.

Purity
07-26-2004, 01:53 PM
okay goth girl. Using ****** as a insult, you must be really smart. Maybe it's time you grow up.


OH she was talkin about YOU. i got mixed up cause she was quoting ME so i was like....

bah! well in that case:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella
07-26-2004, 07:15 PM
LOL yes, sometimes it's just not worth it, Kitty. :)

KittyKitty
07-26-2004, 08:27 PM
okay goth girl. Using ****** as a insult, you must be really smart. Maybe it's time you grow up.

Hahaha... goth girl. You're telling me to grow up, but you're calling me "goth girl".

Oh, that's right. I forgot that you're over-sensitive about the whole use of "gay" and "******" as insults.

Gee, I'm sorry. Let's be politically correct then.

You look like you have downs syndrome.







****ing queer.

handjobs4dollars
07-27-2004, 12:21 AM
Hahaha... goth girl. You're telling me to grow up, but you're calling me "goth girl".

Oh, that's right. I forgot that you're over-sensitive about the whole use of "gay" and "******" as insults.

Gee, I'm sorry. Let's be politically correct then.

You look like you have downs syndrome.







****ing queer.

sad just sad. I'm very good looking to much for you. You could never handle ****ing me. Because I would treat you like the 2 dollar whore you are and punch you in the ribs for beings such a braindead slut. I'd be all over you like prison rape. ***** you think I won't hit a woman. Shut the **** up, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich.

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 10:49 AM
sad just sad. I'm very good looking to much for you. You could never handle ****ing me. Because I would treat you like the 2 dollar whore you are and punch you in the ribs for beings such a braindead slut. I'd be all over you like prison rape. ***** you think I won't hit a woman. Shut the **** up, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich.


Wow!!! I applaud you on being the most intelligent **** I've ever met! Good job! You get a gold star!!!

Squezze
07-27-2004, 11:07 AM
sad just sad. I'm very good looking to much for you. You could never handle ****ing me. Because I would treat you like the 2 dollar whore you are and punch you in the ribs for beings such a braindead slut. I'd be all over you like prison rape. ***** you think I won't hit a woman. Shut the **** up, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich.


Stop listening to Eminem.

Guys who beat women are scum. Around here, most times they get dragged into the woods and beaten to a pulp for being a piece of ****. :death:

Leather
07-27-2004, 11:21 AM
Stop listening to Eminem.


LOL... :rofl:

handjobs4dollars
07-27-2004, 04:29 PM
Stop listening to Eminem.

Guys who beat women are scum. Around here, most times they get dragged into the woods and beaten to a pulp for being a piece of ****. :death:


That's right I'm I beat women. They aren't real people you know.

handjobs4dollars
07-27-2004, 04:36 PM
It so unfair I don't have enough material on kitty. All I know is that she's a ***** and she lickes tony's ******* like it tasted like cotton candy.

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 06:13 PM
All I know is that she's a *****


Correct!!!

and she lickes tony's ******* like it was cotton candy.


Incorrect! You lose. Go home, you're adopted.

Prince
07-27-2004, 06:22 PM
best thing gman has ever posted was when he posted from a computer lab and said, "there's this skinny girl infront of me. i want to punch her in the ribs just to see what it feels like"

i laughed for like 20 minutes

Purity
07-27-2004, 06:37 PM
They aren't real people you know.


that's just because you've never physically touched one. you'd be suprised how different they feel compared to a computer screen.

and who licks cotton candy anywayz?

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 07:20 PM
Uh, yeah... last time I checked, the proper way to consume cotton candy was either to

a.) pull it off in chunks and eat it
b.) bite small peices off of it, or
c.) smush it up into a really small sugary ball and eat the entire thing.

****ing canadians don't even know how to eat cotton candy.

The Golden Bear
07-27-2004, 07:22 PM
i like cotton candy

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 07:28 PM
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/170774.jpg

This stuff ROCKS.

handjobs4dollars
07-27-2004, 07:41 PM
Uh, yeah... last time I checked, the proper way to consume cotton candy was either to

a.) pull it off in chunks and eat it
b.) bite small peices off of it, or
c.) smush it up into a really small sugary ball and eat the entire thing.

****ing canadians don't even know how to eat cotton candy.


Fine I'll go fix it.

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 07:45 PM
Well now you've just got past tense and present tense all mixed together in one sentence and now it makes even LESS sense. Yeesh.

Shoulda just left it.

Purity
07-27-2004, 07:45 PM
cotton candy doesn't have a taste. it's pure ****ing sugar.


man, yer blowin it grant.

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 07:47 PM
actually, they do add flavor to it.

Purity
07-27-2004, 07:55 PM
shut up benedict

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 07:56 PM
whore.

Purity
07-27-2004, 08:14 PM
die in a propane accident

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 08:23 PM
no, YOU die in a propane accident, whore.

Purity
07-27-2004, 09:21 PM
are you getting violent?

KittyKitty
07-27-2004, 09:59 PM
i am always violent.

Purity
07-27-2004, 10:23 PM
And stupidity makes me violent.

and violence makes me horny.