I went to the DMV this morning and got 1 year probation for doing 87 in a 70 out of state. Apparently, they flew Judge Judy down to NC to conduct my hearing. It was her twin, looks and personality to match.

My mom was in there with me, which made me feel like a Loser x10. The lady was like, "Normally, I don't let anyone in here with a person over 18, but since you're the mom you have plenty of reason to. You probably have more of a reason to be here than he does."

"You probably have more of a reason to be here than he does." Why did that btich have to say that? The door was open too and all of the people waiting coudl hear it.

She was saying, "I sense a flipping attitude from you, like you don't think it's that bad". I said, "I didn't, well I did when I got the letter.."...so she started talking about the 3 girls that died for doing 90, or the girlt hat killed his girlfriend. She didn't mention that they are stupid and were doing 90 in 35mph zones. I think after about 10 minutes she stopped hating me.

The whole time I was thinking to myself, "I'm going to get a McGriddle when I get out of here. This is the first time I've been out this early in awhile"

It almost embarrasses me to type this but I have no shame....my mom didn't take me to McDonalds on the way home so I didn't get a McGriddle. I'm 19. I'm 19. I'm 19. I'm 19. I'm 19.

So now I'm on 1 year probation on my driving record and a 3 year prayer for judgement on my criminal record for paintballing. I'm such a loser.

at least you gotta lotta **** dude

The whole time I was thinking to myself, "I'm going to get a McGriddle when I get out of here. This is the first time I've been out this early in awhile"
. That is pure ****in comedy!! BWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

i didn't even get one, i was so pissed. my mom claims she had better things to do, like work.

i'll never be up this early again,i missed out on my only chance.

maybe i should get another ticket to have a reason to be up this early. i even had the mcgriddle thing planned out since last night. the plan in my head was to head to mcdonalds after taking it in the butt from the DMV.

I'm so proud to have inspired you for that ticket.

shortly after, i returned to my ways of driving like a grandmother.

Lady at the DMV says, "When you get your hands on the wheel, don't think abuot how long it takes you to get from A to B. You should think about how you can get from A to B safely."

bwhahahahha good look with your insurance.

Thats funny dude.

For some reason, I can't really see Cesaro as a dude who speeds everywhere.

that was one of the few times i have ever gone that much over the speed limit in my life

We understand, Allison was at point B. That would encourage alot of guys to speed.

No I wasn't. he was going back home to NC, after our trip to NAGA.

Oh, so he was in a hurry to get away from you? Hmmmm..... What did you do to poor Cesaro?!

G-man figured it out. "Allison's a man baby!!!"