This morning I decide to dress us real nice just for the hell of it.. walk into my office with shoes so shined I could see my reflection when I looked down, pants pressed, sleek black button up shirt tucked into my pants militantly fashioned with a new belt.. clean shaven, hair slicked back... then she says it.. (the cutest married coworker I got).

“Matt, you try’n to pick up ladies today or what?”
Me: “No mam, just decided to dress up a bit. Besides, I have my books; of which I find more enjoyment.”
(about this time one of my library books falls from my embrace and onto the floor.. forcing me to stop and exchange a few words with her before heading to my office)
“You have dated some real crazy ladies in your past, I can understand why you’re taking a break. You’ll find the right girl someday, they just don’t appreciate a gentleman these days.”
...I guess it was a compliment, but now I’m at my desk thinking about this.

What’s you idea of a perfect mate?

Mine is a lady that has got to be interesting, as if there were a depth to her that no light could ever reach the bottom of. I can’t date a woman that doesn’t read anymore, the fact that a woman simply reads actually says a lot about her. Someone that I could talk about Greek influence, sacred history, myth, and philosophy with would also be a killer bonus. Then of course she has to be willing to kick back with a glass of wine and just enjoy the ocean breeze with me... I’m also tired of girls who just want to **** me without any foreplay or romance. Maybe it’s just girls in LA, but it seems like they don’t appreciate a gentleman who likes to be romantic anymore; I’m sure as hell not getting rid of that for a girl. Other than all of that, she’s got to be open minded and a generally relaxed person.

beautiful eyes, nice skin, between 110-135 lbs, not too smart but not too stupid.

beautiful eyes, nice skin, between 110-135 lbs, not too smart but not too stupid.
add those qualities with a good attitude, somewhat outgoing (not too much) and a nice ass..... and I'm sold.

Hmmmm. Perfect mate. I would say she has to be smart and funny. Able to take a joke. Ummm. Weight and stuff dosen't really matter to me. She needs to be able to give MAD HEAD too. MAD HEAD~!

I'll settle for reliable yet fugly, interesting yet psychotic, or loving yet male.

130 plus pounds, can hang with me when chugging beers, doesn't like to do anything but give me bj's and make sandwhichs for me.

The perfect mate is someone you love, despite all their faults and he/she loves you back despite all of yours. The rest really doesn't matter.

"Do you love me?"
"Yes"
"Then I have all I need"

The last three lines from "The Clearing" with Robert Redford.

I almost just threw up a little.

I almost just threw up a little.


LOL...sorry...but after being married for 19 years...it's true. Life isn't perfect.

The perfect mate is someone you love, despite all their faults and he/she loves you back despite all of yours. The rest really doesn't matter.

"Do you love me?"
"Yes"
"Then I have all I need"

The last three lines from "The Clearing" with Robert Redford.


I like my idea better.

good luck on the Greek influance Matt. I know a few that can keep up with me on that, but they dont have much more then brains :(

For a long lasting relationship? For looks, must be petite and look young..japanese preferrably. I only say look young because the perfect mate cannot land me in jail. Must be smarter than I am and has to be more ambitious. She would have to be patient and very tolerant of my ****ty personality, if she finds me funny then this could help.

For a prostitute? Whatever, I do not care.

I like my idea better.


You will learn...in time....I hope....

Gman, the only thing you should learn is persistence. Do not settle for anything less than what you want. It may be awhile before you find it, but one day you will. Your request is not very demanding and with time you will find a female with the appropriate desires to suit your standards.