A few lines from the classic movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"....

--First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. --


I totally agree. The Led Zeppelin thing especially.

Don’t be desperate, yet don’t be dull.. don’t talk about you, talk about her.. Be strong and assertive, yet don’t be too aggressive.. when she talks to you, stare directly into her eyes and block everything else out as if it’s not as interesting as she is.. hold doors open for her… always introduce her to someone she does not know.. be sensitive to her emotions yet don’t come off as too “girly” … also, when you kiss her or make love to her, act as if when it’s over your going to die; taking advantage of every moment with a relentless passion.. yet take your time.. remember, you don’t need her, but you want her because she’s the only thing that you truly care about because you’ve never seen something as beautiful as her. Rather than trying to jump her like a dog in heat, ask her to tell you more about herself.. get to know her heart rather than trying to have sex with her, and let her know that you just want to talk.

Women aren’t too hard to figure out once you do some analysis and study up on it. Then the only thing for most men once they’ve jumped that hurtle, is trying to find one of the g-spots and then learning how to hit it every time. Once this is figured out and you’re able to master both of the above sections stated above, you mature. In my case, I found the library and have learned to blow off the ladies. LoL, I know that there is some sick desperation in my thoughts on this matter, but I find more enjoyment in torturing ladies with lust and then blowing them off. The library is more complex and interesting than most ladies are, and yet men get lost in the questions on females; and vice versa I guess. If you want to know, study. If you have trouble, practice.

After those, you have nothing; so enjoy it while it’s still new and fresh to you. I guess sex and females seem more boring to me than most because of that section in my life where I dabbled in SandM and made some videos with a few mistresses. You try and get out of that then go back to dating women who like playing games and are generic. There are ladies out there that are different, but a majority of them are way to ****ing normal; thank god we have an alternate reality found in good books.

don't really care about successful relationship advice

want advice on how to get a girl to **** on a recording video camera for me

don't really care about successful relationship advice

want advice on how to get a girl to **** on a recording video camera for me

Hahahahahaha!! Once again Cesaro pwns this thread with the important things in life!

**** all that, tell me how to get blood stains out of my trunk.

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