"The true test of character is... how we behave when we don't know what to do."

"The true test of character is... how we behave when we don't know what to do."

I just continue not doing anything and wait on someone else to do it.

"La vida es una barca" - Calderón de la Mierda..

and now go to eat your Purina meat...

"I was walking along the path of success until my feet started to hurt because I'm too ****ing fat." - Cesaro

"Better a smile from a chick with flaws, than to be looked through by an ice princess."

"Life is a terminal STD."

"When there's something about a woman that nags you and you're not sure... check if it's a man."

- "Apathy is its own reward."



- "People are so much uglier when you can see them clearly."

- "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"


- "Live so that you can look any person in the eye and tell them to go to hell."


- "In strict medical terms morons are more intelligent than imbeciles, who in turn are more intelligent than idiots."

- "A real person has two reasons for doing anything... a good reason and the real reason."


- "Don't forget to smile - it makes it so much easier for life to kick your teeth in."


- "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and, you have their shoes."

One of my personal favorites:

"A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry."

some of these are really good.

some of these are really good.

Here is something for you to live by, friend...

"Reality check: No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ****."

"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."