I’m not getting gushy-gushy or soft or sentimental so don’t give me any crap for starting this thread. Okay, with that said; what’s your idea of a perfect date? (realistically)

Mine would probably start at noon... we’d go to a museum and intrigue ourselves upon some new and beautiful exhibit while drinking some wine, (Probably the Ghetty museum because it’s one of the most beautiful museums that I’ve ever seen in the U.S., and their garden is Amazing!). Take random brakes from the paintings to go outside in the garden and talk, enjoying the breeze and city-scape view..of course a lil more wine.. then dinner in the evening at some small French bistro over candle light.... then maybe go to the beach when it’s completely dark out with some blankets, enjoy the night breeze and make love to the vibrations of the waves hitting the shoreline...then fall asleep and wake up in the morning to a calm ocean breeze and sand in our hair. (= That seems like a nice date to me.. boring to most, lol.. but fun to me.

Januray 12th, 1968.

At this point, I would probably be willing to sell peanuts roadside together, if the person was mildly interesting, had something in common with me, and didn't call me "dude".

i don't need a scenario for my perfect date. my perfect date would just be with a real fun chick, who can carry great conversations, doesn't babble about her ex's (i hate that ****), yet doesn't just sit their like a dud.

a perfect date definetely doesn't involve gettin laid in the end. just a great time and an obvious mutual attraction between the 2 of you throughout the whole time. i'd probably want nothin more than a soft kiss on the cheek & beautiful smile at the end.


man......i miss chicks like that

At this point, I would probably be willing to sell peanuts roadside together, if the person was mildly interesting, had something in common with me, and didn't call me "dude".


Your lies are like bananas: they come in big, yellow bunches!

I'm not lying. My last date was really boring. It almost makes me glad I don't get asked very often.

Allison.. would you.. I mean, would I with you. like, I mean do you want to, a .. damn. It's harder than I thought, it's just that you're the woman of my dreams and I can't stop thinking about you and I've never felt this way about any other girl in my life.. AHHH!!! I said it!! geez I think my cheeks are flushed now, I need to powder up.. so do you, like, want to go on a date with me? Dude?

I refuse to believe anyone's standards are that low, simply because it would mean that I'm below even said standards, thus explaining my lack of dating success.

do i stand alone when i say that lei tong is one weird muther****er?

He's always seemed kind of "off" to me.

<-------formerly 909. That should explain it.

you know it's time to do some serious, serious self evaluation when MOUSE is saying that you're "off".

Hey I have my mind together. I know where all fifty parts are living in this world... so though my mind is somewhat separated, it’s still organized and structured. Speaking of traveling.. I need to get a damn passport. You may ask, “Mouse, how can you have 50 parts to your brain of which are scattered, when your brain as a whole is but one item within your head?” ...I talk about this in the thread I started about the serial killer. It’s only when we look beyond the physical and onto the non-physical that we can truly start to understand that which was never meant to be understood to begin with, and might never be understood.. but it is your decision to choose whether you’re ready to open up your eyes. “We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.”

Setting: A brothel in Brazil

I hand the girl $20, point to her ass and follow her into a room upstairs.

Hey I have my mind together. I know where all fifty parts are living in this world... so though my mind is somewhat separated, it’s still organized and structured. Speaking of traveling.. I need to get a damn passport. You may ask, “Mouse, how can you have 50 parts to your brain of which are scattered, when your brain as a whole is but one item within your head?” ...I talk about this in the thread I started about the serial killer. It’s only when we look beyond the physical and onto the non-physical that we can truly start to understand that which was never meant to be understood to begin with, and might never be understood.. but it is your decision to choose whether you’re ready to open up your eyes. “We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.”

see what i mean lei. yer a goner.

Meh. Whenever I start questioning what's going on in my head, and retreat to my bedroom and bust out the crack pipe.

I got to stop hitting on college girl and start going for the women. ****ing game's and bull**** are starting to piss me off.

****ing game's and bull**** are starting to piss me off.

trying to find a woman without the games & bull****?
yup, you'll die a virgin.

I'm looking for a woman who'll let me stick my dirty **** in her. Because that's important nowadays... you know, for kids!

trying to find a woman without the games & bull****?
yup, you'll die a virgin.


for sure

I got to stop hitting on college girl and start going for the women. ****ing game's and bull**** are starting to piss me off.

I need to find a woman that will accept me for what I am. I offer the fact that one day I will be very rich but apparently that's not appetizing enough to tolerate my prescence.

The only exercise I get is ****ing my bed, seriously. I'm sure it burns calories but not enough to neutralize my daily intake of 3,000+ calories. I take my pants off, put a few layers of TP on the bed, place my package over it before getting an erection and start ****ing it. Lately, I have been pretending the pillow to be this hot phillipino chick named Prany I went to school with. I sent penis pics to her anonymously the other day, she hasn't checked the message yet. Actually, I've been sending penis pics to lots of people from my city in the past week. I bet I'll be served a warrant for sexual harassment in nearing days. After banging Prany about a week ago, I rolled over onto my side and saw my hideous gut hanging out and almost vomitted.

I stay out until 4-5am every night playing Dragonball Z: Budokai 2. I wake up at 1pm to continue my now promising journey to make money without putting any physical labor into it.

lol

I need to find a woman that will accept me for what I am. I offer the fact that one day I will be very rich but apparently that's not appetizing enough to tolerate my prescence.

The only exercise I get is ****ing my bed, seriously. I'm sure it burns calories but not enough to neutralize my daily intake of 3,000+ calories. I take my pants off, put a few layers of TP on the bed, place my package over it before getting an erection and start ****ing it. to it.You do that too???!!! :You_Rock_

yes, its much better than handjacking.

I havent been on a date for about a year

Perfect date last night with my very own hubby....movie, drive, took a detour and found an area of no city lights....the stars were gorgeous....then found another spot to park and it over looked a city that surrounded a lake. It was the perfect date, totally unplanned.

That sounds nice, MCM! Glad you two had the chance to enjoy a night to yourselves.

The first time I went with my girlfriend was what I would call a perfect date. We went to see a movie, then just drove around for a couple hours, talking about ****. It was cool.