Gifts can be made in the form of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD, Season 2. Thanks you in advance.

i gave her a snail book for her birthday last summer. she neglected it shortly after.

I give her some of my words in PM's every now and then, and she never writes back. This ***** doesn't appreciate ****. :pissleft:

How much does a passport cost? My friend says they’re free, and an older chick says they’re 80 bucks.

They aren't free, $80 sounds about right.

Thanks sugar, you’re a doll.

I watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force the other night, because I heard people talk about it on here. I was not entertained.........

I think I have ball cancer. I'll send you the one they take out for use as a pet. Neglect it all you want; I have.

That reminds me of when Meat Loaf played a testicular cancer survivor in Fight Club; who because of the imbalance of testosterone thus turning into estrogen, grew ***** tits. I guess a good thing about that happening is that us guys will finally be able to understand women if that does in fact happen to us. Because of the imbalance of testosterone ect, we’ll be able to cry over bambi, get emotional when everyone else is calm, be irrational where we would otherwise just grab a beer and shut the **** up, we’d even be able to finally understand why women like to gossip so damn much. So other than the ***** tits, shrinking of the dick, and loss of sexual drive, it’s not so bad once you really think about it.

Some huevos by mail

I have some huevos at home now, but thanks.

KAPS IF YOU STILL HAVE CABLE, I'LL SEND YOU SOME EPISODES.

DUMBER DOLLS, MARITAL BRIDE, REVENGE OF THE MOONITES, CIRCUS,

Carl: It looks like it's ripping ass around the yard but it's staying still. Sweeet nectar. Still waters run deep.
Shake: Sweeeettt, tricked out.
Carl: You stay away, cause you are weird.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I'M TYPING IN CAPS RIGHT NOW BUT IT GETS FILTERED OUT WHEN I POST IT.

I'm sending allison a pair of my underwear.

I'd send her something, but she won't give me her adress.. lol. Go figure.

How come nobody got me anything for my birthday?

I could send you a glass with my cosmic sperm if you send me a can with your sacred period...

Allison, if you PM me your adress I'll make you a card and send it to you. Nothing freeky, honestly, lol. Don't you wonder what a card would look like if I made it? .. but really... I make cards for all my friends for their b-days, holidays, etc. Anyone who's close to me knows that I always have to make stuff with my hands.. it's a form of artistic expression. (= If you didn't want me to acknowledge your b-day or send you a card you wouldn't have started this thread announcing it... so let me send you a card atleast. (=

Allison, clean your ****ing PM box...

Cleaned!

A PM is wating you for 10 min....

What about a hug?

Could you call me and tell me happy birthday on my voicemail? It will make me look so important that someone across the world remembered me.

Do it PANIKO. Make it so.

I was talking to you...

I could call and leave you a message in spanish... I could say I am Miguel from Acapulco.

The unlawful killing of a human being is still looked upon as the classic crime. The detection of the murderer is considered the most severe test of the abilities of the investigator. Considered statistically, however, murder is not a serious problem

I was talking to you...


LOL. Sorry, I thought you were talking about Paniko. I'm not really "across the world".

Bodies are leaky objects; once punctured they tend to ooze or spray blood indescriminately.

I could call and leave you a message in spanish... I could say I am Miguel from Acapulco.

CAN YOU!!??


And say that i was wonderful and that you can't stop thinking about me?? i want to make my friends jealous..

CAN YOU!!??


And say that i was wonderful and that you can't stop thinking about me?? i want to make my friends jealous..
Pm me your number I will call as soon as I get a chance... I can do my Julio Iglesias impression.

I sent it.

I got it. So, I am gonna say that it's miguel and I was just calling to say happy birthday and to tell you that since I met you I haven't been able to get you out of my mind. Have a beautiful time and call me whenever you get a chance.

Cool?

OK, sounds good.

i can pull off a snotty french accent and even transmit a french stink via the phone.

INTERESTED????!!!!1111

cool

I can do my Julio Iglesias impression.

LOL...I would do it if it was cheaper....

He still hasn't called.

Bubulú call her with Julio Iglesias style now!!!

I'll call. Unlimited long distance and whatnot. What's the number?

Wow. I really had nothing to say.

I'm probably gonna get that west nile virus, malaria and dengue fever.

Lei Tong did call me! I was away from my desk. I'm not sure if he has a name other than Lei Tong, but he has a voice like Barry White. Anyhow, how did you know I wouldn't call back?

That's my nervous voice. When I get comfortable, my voice goes up a few octaves.

And I knew you wouldn't want to talk to me because nobody hearts me.

It's true. Nobody hearts Lei Tong.

Sometimes, I need soemone to drunk dial, because Tony never answers his phone. Maybe I'd like to dial you...

Dial me? Or Lei "Nobody hearts him" Tong?

I made a fool of myself, so my quota for the day is filled.

albert's an awesome drunk dial. i still have some of her classics on my voice mail.

Sometimes, I need soemone to drunk dial, because Tony never answers his phone. Maybe I'd like to dial you...

Feel free to drunk dial me too, I've been mellow lately so am usually home.

OK,but dont get mad if i call you at like 3:00 in the morning...PM me your cell number.

Cell phones are the devil.

Cell phones are the devil.

Agreed...

I need more people to call, or else this unlimited long distance is a waste.

I made a fool of myself, so my quota for the day is filled.

you should hear me talkign to people, nobody can stutter and mix words like i can.

OK,but dont get mad if i call you at like 3:00 in the morning...PM me your cell number.

Done

I called and she picked up... I will leave a mesaage later.

- GRacias

I haven't talked to a lot of you.. let alone seen you in person.. It would just be wierd to call up Allison and hear her voice for the first time. I'd rather make some tea.

I've heard her voice...hhhhhmmmmmm..her voice....hhhhmmmmmm...what a sweet melody of drunk nightingales...

From her pic you'd think she would have a really girly type of voice.

Sometimes i do, but mostly it just has an annoyed, bitter tone.

tu la has escuchado hablar?
Tien voz de niña verdad?

I have talked to nobody on here. I'm a mystery to all.

tu la has escuchado hablar?
Tien voz de niña verdad?

ya te digo!! Y parece timida...

No.

No.


yeeeeeeees...

Squeeze, you gotta nice ass though.

I was expecting a mature voice... She sounds quite young.

Squeeze, you gotta nice ass though.


I try, I try.

I'll put the mature one on next time you call. I can give you my professional yuppie voice, if you like. It was your accent. It had me all giggly.

Ya me gusto llamar por telefono a la gente

Oye, Leather tienes que darme tu telefono uno de estos dias para joderte la vida un rato.

Someone should call me, dammit! I feel left out and lonely.

Well she's a small little blonde girl.. she's not going to sound like an 80 year old chinese hag.

Ya me gusto llamar por telefono a la gente

Oye, Leather tienes que darme tu telefono uno de estos dias para joderte la vida un rato.


jajaja que pedazo de cabrón!!! ya te lo daré ya...

I am not small and little. Have you seen these cankles???

White girls like me. Ask Nuno, it's true, it's true.

I feel so cheap now.

I am not small and little. Have you seen these cankles???

I've only seen what's been posted here throughout the years... and you're pretty thin... my point being that you're a little blonde white girl, so you're going to sound like one.

I look and sound like a large white man. It's true.

I wish I had a raspy voice with a russian accent.

I sound like a little itty bitty harmless mouse that you could fit into your pocket.

Allison qualifies as petite... If you think you're thick you need to come down to West New York, some girls can knock my ass out with a titty.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl, if I did I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit, in hat with a bat
A 6'4 baller.

Skee-lo was the f'n man.

I wish I had a raspy voice with a russian accent.

Naaaaaah...your voice and laugh rule

I wish I had a raspy voice with a russian accent.

You’d be sitting down at the table with your legs open sucking on a fat cigar.. to your left would be a glass of vodka, and directly in front of you you’d be cleaning the inside parts of your gun. I can see it now... a true Russian woman.

... You know, I think the best sex I’ve ever had have been with women like that... girly girls just don’t know how to work it like aggressive women do.

Mouse: We’re almost out of vodka, .. what are you doing?

Russian Allison: I’m cleaning the trigger slide and oiling the mechanisms on my 8mm, then I need to sharpen three of my throwing knives... ****’n Mexican I had to take out this morning made me dull three of my knives on him.. ****’n caput!!

(Mouse strides over towards her, glancing upon the shiny arsenal that’s laid out upon the table)

Russian Allison: Stop right there *****. (her raspy voice sends a sharp shiver through Mouse's body with fear)

Mouse: What? ... easy lady.. just taking a look.

(Allison takes a sip of her vodka then smashes it upon the floor as she stands up glaring into Mouse’s eyes the whole time.)

Mouse: Damnit, take it easy!!

Russian Allison: What are you talking about? Shut up.. I need some more vodka... go get me some more vodka *****, momma’s thirsty.

Mouse: Yes sir.

.....There’s something really... really hot about women like that.

I always threaten to kill my mexican roomate in his sleep. And sometimes I bang on his bedroom door and yell that Border patrol is at the front door..

I haven't threatened to kill anyone in a couple months or so.

Paniko What Is That In Your Avatar

Imagine...

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S SKELETON AFTER BEING CRUCIFIED. THEY LOOK LIKE BONES OF THE LIZARD MAN.

Bowned!!

It's Fido... the son of DOG... who was crucified for the sins of dogs everywhere, who if they believed in him and asked for forgiveness, would not perish but have everpanting life.

she's only raspy when she complains.

It's a sheep from "El Topo" movie...

i wish i was as thin as the thing in your avatar. i need to be skinny.

i wish i was as thin as the thing in your avatar. i need to be skinny.

You'd be ripped and plenty of flies...

i would be so popular

I'd nail you to the wall just like in the photograph.

On an unrelated note, Will Smith may be the worst rapper ever.

I'd nail you to the wall just like in the photograph.

you would not. infact, you're probably already regretting the fact that you even entertained the thought of harming me.

you would not. infact, you're probably already regretting the fact that you even entertained the thought of harming me.

Hmm... nope, I'd still crucify your ass.

Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden is an awesome song.