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nance
07-12-2004, 06:47 PM
The following is an excerpt from George Carlin:

"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgement, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to lif and not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more but learn less. We plan more but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big mmen and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window, and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this message to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember: spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember: say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart, and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember to say "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment, for someday, that person will not be there again, Give time to love, give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Fallout
07-12-2004, 07:27 PM
He is a wise man.

Prince
07-12-2004, 08:41 PM
a bag of **** like carlin couldn't write something like that. its been around forever but people put his name on it in chain letters

Tanner Rhoden
07-12-2004, 08:49 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d825b3127ccebffd5c5baf2d0000001610

Mr. Beelzebub
07-13-2004, 11:31 AM
Tanner could be the best mime... ever.

Carlin is one of the greatest, no doubt about it.

Tanner Rhoden
07-13-2004, 11:40 AM
I HATE MIMES!!!!!!!!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db09b3127ccebf68bb5f6c120000001610

Fallout
07-13-2004, 11:41 AM
Teckgirl?

Tanner Rhoden
07-13-2004, 12:17 PM
What a personality on that girl........****

Fallout
07-13-2004, 12:34 PM
I still remember calling her from Adam's bathroom. Apparently thank freaked her out.

Tanner Rhoden
07-13-2004, 01:29 PM
"ok"

"sure"

"yeah"

All were common Teck Girl posts. Then she posted pictures of herself and turned out not to bad looking...then all I could post to her and IM her were sexual things.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-13-2004, 02:30 PM
Her friend was hotter.

Fallout
07-13-2004, 02:31 PM
I would of done them both.

Purity
07-13-2004, 11:37 PM
haha!! george didn't write that ****.

see 4 yerself (http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/home.html)